Wail and hell met!

It is I, Roda Slane, free pilot of grey, tormentor of unsolicited aggressors, instrument of natural consequences.

Selected Quotes:

As soon as I learn to pvp, I am going to make a list of players that need to be pked. I will pk thousands and thousands.
I will target the bullies, the cowards, and the lamers, and they will cry. They will call me a villain, they will make fun of me out of game, they will hide, run, and/or gank and then smack talk.
Laugh now, but you just wait and see.

I appear as aggressive to those who have initiated aggression against me, or who will defend those who initiated aggression against me.

"There are no rules to non consensual combat, and the aggressor has no grounds for complaint".

I do not maintain non aggression pacts with guilds that can not be trusted to maintain a treaty, and/or impose meaningful discipline within their ranks.

I believe that my non aggression pact with [TGFT] may be the longest currently standing treaty in the galaxy.

proving that not only can a guild make and keep an agreement, but that such commitment can survive multiple administrations

I often refer to Itani space as the ass end of the galaxy.

vote mute is only a serious sanction against those that depend on chat for conflict. These are the very players that most need to be muted.

You can not have heroes without villains. You can't have villains without victims.

I did not get all my kills from hunting newbs! I got all my kills from defending myself against clm, itan, pa, vpr, and um... oh my... so I guess I did get all my kills from newbs. *sigh*

I would never have imagined that activating a repair module would have instagated so much trouble.

See Also:
CHARACTER INFORMATION: Roda Slane
DUEL STATS: RODA SLANE
Nation War Grey Team
The free pilot's claim on gray space
Petition to Ban "Roda Slane"
Petition to Ban "Emo Douchebags"
... /vote mute
Roda Slane's war on Cargo Liberation Movement - [CLM]
Roda Slane's War on The Coalition of Itan [ITAN]
Roda Slane's War on Phoenix Alliance [PA]
Roda Slane's War on The Vipers - [VPR]
Violation of standing non aggression pact with [ONE]
Offer of one million in compensation to Aurelius Sol

Somebody is on an ego trip!

Yes!

I wanted to introduce myself, with something that the newer player base could use to predict my behavior, and it did lead to an ego trip. And wow, what a trip!

You are jealous.

"Petition to ban Roda Slane" was my favorite! It's an old post but still hilarious nonetheless. Nice introduction and welcome back to the 'verse Roda. Look forward to practicing against you more in Sedina :]
- NB

Hello roda!

It's impossible for me to be jealous of anyone who spends most of his waking hours preening in front of a mirror. IMPOSSIBLE.

I like this guy.

Roda Is Just Another Pirate

Nice to have you back :)

TheAxiom you don't make this life easy on yourself i gotta say. He was defending you after your actions the other day derp

I havent had the pleasure of seeing you in game yet, but already id rather to keep my distance. Deflection is one of the classic signs of a narcissist. Calling me a troll for calling you out, how original. Everything about you screams "I need attention! Pay attention to me! You won't? I'll blow you up!" Hence the one man army and declaring war on everyone. Attention whore.

Though, I have heard reports of Electricity, the awesome and beloved Hive Dominator, approve of Roda Slanes qualities of a good match in consensual combat (consensual of course, TGFT and him have a NAP).

joylessjoker: Calling me out? In what form? Sounds like you do not wish to cross neutron streams with me, so you must be calling me out in the forums. I am up for a battle of the trolls, but you have no ammo. Calling me an attention whore is a statement of the obvious. I am THE drama king. What else you got? You are boring me. Find some ammo.

Sieger: I look forward to meeting you. Your reputation proceeds you.

Now that's a name that commands attention. A name both feared and revered across the galaxy. The quintessential embodiment of space ship Bushido. Hail, Roda Slane.

Cheers, good fight, and well met.

Look, for roda, it's he-said-she-said-swarm-in-the-face. Most of the "wars" are misunderstandings that someone was too proud to correct.

I said that so and so attacked me. Not that so and so said that bla bla bla.

I represent a first hand account of the events. You and others may misunderstand me, but I understand when I have been attacked.

So any misundetstanding must be on your part.

"There lived a redheaded man who had no eyes or ears. He didn’t have hair either, so he was called a redhead arbitrarily. He couldn’t talk because he had no mouth. He had no nose either. He didn’t even have arms or legs. He had no stomach, he had no back, he had no spine, and he had no innards at all. He didn’t have anything. So we don’t even know who we’re talking about. It’s better that we don’t talk about him any more."

Daniil Kharms

Being A Rat Is An Advantage To VO.

One Of The Pleasures I Must Say But Roda Is Just A VO "Nazi"

Hence Declaring War On All Guilds Or Nations

~BnL Axiom;}