is it me or do most of the people in vendetta have split personalities?

-io

i believe we do but im not really sure, cause, well ya know how it is: noob or not a noob, vet or not a vet, cap or not a cap, pk skill or pk luck...

btw where can i find this TMan, i want to kill a split personality seems kinda fun... lol

Hello. I am TimBentley of the Serco Dominion Die Sercos! Itanis rule! TheTMan, don't interrupt me, especially in the middle of a sentence. Anyways, as TheTMan has helped demonstrate, I am currently suffering from Multiple Personality Disorder. The only way this disorder is displayed, however, is through my three characters who are loyal to the three different nations. TheBMan, if you could I shall remain neutral. TheBMan, didn't you read what I told TheTMan? Don't interrupt me in the middle of a sentence! And just because you're part of the Neutral Territories doesn't mean you're neutral on everything. Gold is still opposed to red and blue. If anyone is a psychiatrist or would like to pretend to be one, we would like your help, so I wouldn't! We don't need a psychiatrist! Be quiet! My name is on this post, so I will be the one speaking. Yes, a psychiatrist could help us resolve our differences.

This is TheTMan of the Itani Nation. We don't need a psychiatrist. All TimBentley wants is for TheBMan and I to be destroyed so he can have more points and money for himself. I am willing to help my fellow personalities. When I got a million credits from someone's flag capture, did I keep it for myself? No, I gave 300,000 to TimBentley and tried to give 300,000 to TheBMan, but BountyBot didn't recognize TheBMan. Would TimBentley have done the same? Yes, I would. Hey, don't interrupt me! I didn't interrupt your sentence like you did. But you interrupted my thought. So, we don't need a psychiatrist. That's a poor ending to a thought. You could have stopped at the sentence before. Do you always need to have the last word? No. Then why do you always try to get it? I'm just responding to you. Well, stop. Okay, I won't speak anymore. Good.

My goodness, how they bicker. This is TheBMan of the Neutral Territories. I think we only need a psychiatrist to deal with these two guys who keep arguing with each other. Hey, nobody interrupted me. Is that so? I had to say something, didn't I? Yes. Shush.

wow...uhm....I have a short attention span so i'm not gonna even read any of this. But from what i have read....you really need some psychiatric help...fast.

MPD is generally thought to be brought on by chronic, ritualistic sexual abuse in early childhood. Best of luck to you.

I have a fix, in a dream kill off all the personalities that aren't Serco, then for closure, cap Itani and Neutrals.

Ooh...I like that idea. Look! I told you he wanted to kill us. I must say, we should live in harmony. And what will you kill us with? A vulture? I'll beat your vulture in my valkyrie! I thought you used a vulture too. That's only because I am no longer a millionaire. Remember, I gave money to TimBentley and tried to give some to you. I'll make an exception for him. Look, you've got them bickering again.

.. huh.

Oh lets kill him. But I don't want to kill him. Okay, we'll kill him, then have tea and biscuits. Oh not Biscuits. Fine. No Buscuits. (Badly BADLY paraphrased from Monty Python)