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The Itani national report

Mar 28, 2011 CrazySpence link
Hello citizens of the Itani nation, I, Lt. CrazySpence of the Coalition of Itan am here to bring you reports of national good news on all fronts.

Weapons manufacturing

We the Itani nation have for the second week in a row kept the cargo shipments required for the Neutron blaster mark III in our favour ensuring the delivery of superior weapons to a superior nation. The enemy put forth a last minute effort but failed to close the gap in the end.

Itani: 2432
Serco: 2154

Deneb conflict

For the 8th straight week in a row the Itani nation has dominated the Deneb conflict with a brutal lead in the varying range of 30-40 sectors. New Itani pilots continue to pour into Deneb each day guided by Itan leadership on how to effectively ward off the Serco invaders. Remember, if you are curious about Deneb or need assistance in learning effective bombing there are always members of Itan available to assist you. Use channel 11 to rally assistance if you are losing hold of a sector.

Nation war

The Itani nation crushed the nation war event yesterday now winning 6 of the last 7 weeks of nation war losing only last week to the grey factions. We have been showing our strength and air superiority to the universe in this weekly event and if we maintain this pace we will take the lead of all time winners in a matter of weeks.

Itani 78
Serco 40
UIT 83
Grey 38
Rainbow 1

Grey space

The Coalition of Itan has been working tirelessly for the last 8 months attempting to maintain a foothold in grey space for the Itani nation. Last week we maintained control of all 3 stations for 6 straight days before losing ground over the weekend. Last night there was a glorious battle in an ion storm over Bractus m14 in which with the assistance of mercenaries we recaptured the station however we lost it later in the evening. Any Itani wishing to seek access to these stations may submit a request to the Coalition of Itan and assuming you are not a part of an enemy alliance you will be granted access to any station holdings we currently posses. Keep in mind grey space is lawless. Do not enter grey if you are not prepared for combat.

It is a great time to be Itani. It is hard to think that just a year ago our great nation was in shambles bleeding citizens at an alarming rate and unable to hold its head up high in combat. However all that has changed. The Itani nation is winning on all nationalist fronts and its military is a force to be feared. We must not back down now for if we do the Serco will surely rise up and crush us. Be strong, be proud. All hail Itani.

-- Lt. CrazySpence, Coalition of Itan
Mar 28, 2011 Jmvcilus link
You mean mercenaries captured the M-14 station with little to no help from ITAN. It's ok, it's only a small mistake you need to fix in all of that non-important BS you just posted.
Mar 28, 2011 CrazySpence link
it's really cute you think you can bs your way out of this to save face *pinches cheek*

run along now before you get hurt
Mar 28, 2011 CrazySpence link
lol keep this up I enjoy it when people discredit themselves all on their own without help
Mar 28, 2011 Jmvcilus link
Yeah....thats why you want me to keep it up. I bet you like all the guys to "keep it up" don't you?
Mar 28, 2011 space999999 link
Jmvcilus, I never knew, based on the fact that you found all those.... let's say, at the very least, disturbing pictures......, that you were so into men. You should look for possible soul mates in other areas- VO isn't that kind of game you think it is.
Mar 28, 2011 LeberMac link
I see no mention at all in the Itani report that the notorious and infamous discredited ex-Itani national LeberMac has resurfaced in grayspace, last seen being blown into his constituent molecules by [VPR] and [ITAN] do-gooders in the Sedina system.

Still wanted by Itani authorities, it is said that LeberMac will return over infrequent and random time periods to cause traders to vaguely reconsider their travel plans through the Sedina system.
Mar 28, 2011 DivisionByZero link
Wow. Someone's trying WAAAAAAAAY too hard in this thread.
Mar 29, 2011 ShankTank link
I miss the role playing forum.
Mar 29, 2011 EddyHolland link
Jmvcilus - dude, you're weird. You have a disturbing collection of photos.
Mar 29, 2011 CrazySpence link
Despite objections by some bizarre folk the Itani nation continues pushing forward dragging the rest of the universe behind it kicking and screaming
Mar 29, 2011 Scuba Steve 9.0 link
Holy moly Jmvcilus, have some restraint. As the leader of PA, you're doing your guild an incredible disservice by acting unsightly.
Mar 29, 2011 raybondo link
... And this thread is done.