Earlier tonight, I (Rin, rather) made a comment regarding the RNG after a particularly happy series of convoys came my way and imparted their voluminous and shiny loot upon my cargo hold. Apparently this sparked the beginning of a new religion in one of our newbies, well beyond Rin's simple prayers to the Random Number Goddess. I post here a glimpse of the evil that has been unleashed, that you may guard yourselves against it.

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<vo> [100] <FearFactory> YOU SMASHED MY PLANTS!!!!
<vo> [100] <CFF> the lord Loot cast a draught on your plants, twas not I
<vo> [100] <FearFactory> I'm not that evil
<vo> [100] <CFF> just like how he rained railgun fire from hyperspace down on the hangar n00bs
<vo> [100] <CFF> in the Scrap testament
<vo> [100] <FearFactory> as awesome as that is that was not me
<vo> [100] <FearFactory> although, you gave me something to hope for
<vo> [100] <CFF> have faith in the lord Loot, and he may one day answer your prayers
<vo> [100] <Monery> so what is a good ore to mine, and where can I find lots of it :D
<vo> [100] <xXxDSMer> an ore that is in rocks, and it can be found in space
<vo> [100] <Monery> wow...
<vo> [100] <Monery> that was....
<vo> [100] <Monery> just soooo very helpful
<vo> [100] <xXxDSMer> hehe :)
<vo> [100] <Monery> ty... ty so much
<vo> [100] <Monery> who would have thought of mining ore.... in space......
<vo> [100] <FearFactory> you know, VO has a useful wiki
<vo> [100] <Ipslet> you can mine near the stations
<vo> [100] <CFF> Xith 5:23 - "I hath seen the n00bs who mine roids in greyspace. They hath plundered my children and spaketh blasphemy against my father."
<vo> [100] <CFF> Xith 5:24 - "Thus, the RNG became angry, and sent his angels upon them."
<vo> [100] <Monery> what would be Xith 3:14?
<vo> [100] <CFF> Xith 5:25 - "'Repent, for my armies come with clusters. Thou hast incited my wrath, and my children I shall leave in the care of my angels who do my bidding"
<vo> [100] <CFF> Xith 5:26 - "Thus, the angels of the RNG raineth missiles upon the n00bs. And behold, all that had been blasphemed was lay out in space."
<vo> [100] <CFF> Xith 5:27 - "And the loot spaketh, 'I am the lord your Loot. Taketh of my body and sell to those who need.' And thus, the angels rejoiced."
<vo> [100] <CFF> and that is where you find good loot; not from mining, but from the miners :)
<vo> [100] <CFF> Pyronic 7:13 - "And the good Saint Whorf, who had become an angel of the RNG to spread the word of Loot, had come to desperate miners who hath angered the RNG."
<vo> [100] <CFF> Pyronic 7:14 - "The miners begged of him, 'Save us, for the angels of the RNG hath come to smite us down! How may we repent, that we may be forgiven our sins?'"
<vo> [100] <CFF> Pyronic 7:15 - "And so Saint Whorf mediated on behalf of the miners to RNG. On the next day, he hailed them with the word of the Lord Loot..."
<vo> [100] <Xaphan> are you on acid?
<vo> [100] <CFF> Pyronic 7:16 - "Thus Saint Whorf spaketh, 'PREPARE FOR RAMMING SPEEEEEEED'"
<vo> [100] <IRCNiki> no...he's on xith
<vo> [100] <IRCNiki> those filthy miners smoke too much of that stuff
<vo> [100] xXxDSMer puts along as a trail of green smoke drifts from the cockpit
<vo> [100] <IRCRin Ganborro> Obviously, he is currently on Pyronic.
<vo> [100] <IRCRin Ganborro> Pay attention noobs.
<vo> [100] <CFF> Pyronic 7:17 - "So did the miners obey that which was spoken of them, and the wrath of RNG was appeased."
<vo> [100] <CFF> Pyronic 7:18 - "As the miners had arrived at the gates of Hyperspace, thus did the Lord RNG spoke unto his angels,"
<vo> [100] <CFF> Pyronic 7:19 - "'They hath begged for forgiveness, and hath absolved some of their sins by preparing for RAMMING SPEEEEED. But they hath dropped only junk,"
<vo> [100] <CFF> Pyronic 7:20 - "'And the Lord Loot, in all his divine mercy, begged the RNG to spare his n00b children. Thus did the RNG spaketh unto them..."
<vo> [100] Earthshine facepalm
<vo> [100] <CFF> Pyronic 7:21 - "'I shall not cast thee into the fires of Hangar, but shalt place thee in the purgatory of Home. Thou shalt repent for thine sins there,"
<vo> [100] xXxDSMer palmface
<vo> [100] <CFF> Pyronic 7:22 - "Only then shalt thou be permitted through the gates of Hyperspace into eternal bliss on the U.S.S. Enterprise"
<vo> [100] <CFF> Pyronic 7:23 - "But the n00bs, in all their n00bishness, hath questioned the Lord RNG, 'O blessed RNG, what is thy bidding my master? What doth thine name be?"
<vo> [100] <CFF> Pyronic 7:24 - "And the Lord RNG, in all his fury, hath chastised the n00bs. 'I am the LORD your RNG! Dost thou thinketh me to be the Vader!?"
<vo> [100] <CFF> Pyronic 7:25 - "'Depart from me, O n00bs full of EPIC FAIL! Thou art cast into the crashes of Hangar, forever to ask questions yet be ignored on chat!"

What a world we live in in the 45th century...

Everyone knows that the RNG is a UIT and/or pie-rat deity.

Meanwhile, the Dominion already has the ever-popular fannon "Lady Serco", the Itani treat Eo and his adherents like Buddha and his disciples, while the Akanese venerate Akan as their martyred übermensch neo-fascist visionary leader (the nutjobs). I am, admittedly, a bit fuzzy on where the hive bots stand, however.

=^p

Some of us just just want to make enuff to buy our way into the divine treasury

The hive consider themselves as the youngest sons of the Digital God, the Ultimate One. And they really believe in that is their primary duty to to increase and multiply, while protecting their mothers and father...

Hrm, maybe Lexicon needs a comeback.

"Come, ye heathen, ye dogs, ye enemies of Lady Serco, be baptized in the fires of gauss..."

maybe Lexicon needs a comeback

DOES NOT WANT!

I think that is my favourite post by you Alloh. Heh

^^