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orgins part 2
Project Transdifferentiation
“This whole matter is completely off the records. In fact you probably didn't even know this project existed General, but Project Transdifferenentiation has had a severe security leak.”
“What!?” Shouted General Ranik Axfow. “What the hell is Project Transdifferentiation and what the hell kind of security leak happened?”
“Ahem well sir, Project Transdifferenentiation were our initial tests with uploading a pilots consciences onto a virtual network. So if their body was lost in battle we would be able to retrieve them and give them a new body and possible not even need them to pilot a ship anymore but instead just “upload” them onto one”
“Then what is the problem?” Asked Ranik.
“Well.” started the scientist who had been in charge of the study. “As you know the Serco people have become quiet adapted to being able to convert much of their body to techno-organic structures in fact maybe too well. The initial testings where dangerous though, with subjects minds being whipped clean, turning them into a sort of vegetable or zombie if you will. While others developed a duel personality disorder while being stored on the network we had specifically designed to house their conscience had no access to the wider web. But our last test subject, subject 1539-ZZY had great success, too much so in fact.”
“I see why this was off the books, but please continue.” Stated the General.
“Well one of our researchers Acun Picas had been storing illegal Corvus porn on the network, he had it very well buried but while subject 1539-ZZY was uploaded to the network he came into contact with the porn files which were contaminated with a virus. It was fascinating to watch at first the two seemed to create a new being, a very... unstable one.”
“Get to the security leak park, if you tell me you have one of your little freaks running around I'll...”
“Yes, yes sir well we did send him back out to the front lines of Deneb but we never accounted for what he would be able to do.”
“and what is that?”
“He has achieved immortality, Initially we thought we were the only ones who could control when and where he uploaded himself too but unfortunately he faked his death in Deneb and left us quiet a few rather, well, nasty clues.”
“Like what?”
“Well first he killed a number of our convoys leaving no one alive and seemingly not taking anything, which in of its self is bad enough, but now he has been deleting all of our most classified files and replacing them with old earth pop hits.”
“My God this must be stopped, what is his name? How do we kill him?”
“Sir we do not know how except to isolate him from the net.”
“And?”
“His name, subject 1539-ZZY real name Peytros.”
“This whole matter is completely off the records. In fact you probably didn't even know this project existed General, but Project Transdifferenentiation has had a severe security leak.”
“What!?” Shouted General Ranik Axfow. “What the hell is Project Transdifferentiation and what the hell kind of security leak happened?”
“Ahem well sir, Project Transdifferenentiation were our initial tests with uploading a pilots consciences onto a virtual network. So if their body was lost in battle we would be able to retrieve them and give them a new body and possible not even need them to pilot a ship anymore but instead just “upload” them onto one”
“Then what is the problem?” Asked Ranik.
“Well.” started the scientist who had been in charge of the study. “As you know the Serco people have become quiet adapted to being able to convert much of their body to techno-organic structures in fact maybe too well. The initial testings where dangerous though, with subjects minds being whipped clean, turning them into a sort of vegetable or zombie if you will. While others developed a duel personality disorder while being stored on the network we had specifically designed to house their conscience had no access to the wider web. But our last test subject, subject 1539-ZZY had great success, too much so in fact.”
“I see why this was off the books, but please continue.” Stated the General.
“Well one of our researchers Acun Picas had been storing illegal Corvus porn on the network, he had it very well buried but while subject 1539-ZZY was uploaded to the network he came into contact with the porn files which were contaminated with a virus. It was fascinating to watch at first the two seemed to create a new being, a very... unstable one.”
“Get to the security leak park, if you tell me you have one of your little freaks running around I'll...”
“Yes, yes sir well we did send him back out to the front lines of Deneb but we never accounted for what he would be able to do.”
“and what is that?”
“He has achieved immortality, Initially we thought we were the only ones who could control when and where he uploaded himself too but unfortunately he faked his death in Deneb and left us quiet a few rather, well, nasty clues.”
“Like what?”
“Well first he killed a number of our convoys leaving no one alive and seemingly not taking anything, which in of its self is bad enough, but now he has been deleting all of our most classified files and replacing them with old earth pop hits.”
“My God this must be stopped, what is his name? How do we kill him?”
“Sir we do not know how except to isolate him from the net.”
“And?”
“His name, subject 1539-ZZY real name Peytros.”
WILL SOMEONE FUCKING READ THIS I KNOW ITS NOT A COMEDY PIECE BUT COME ON
Somehow I think this is going to turn into a very amusing misadventure. A nice start. I'll have to check RP a bit more frequently ;)
I like it... off to a some what ominous start.
I like it too :}
"..but now he has been deleting all of our most classified files and replacing them with old earth pop hits."
ROFL
"..but now he has been deleting all of our most classified files and replacing them with old earth pop hits."
ROFL
*origins
god dammit, stop stealing my rp ideas peytros
Lulzy read anyways.
Lulzy read anyways.
* or gins and tonics.
deep in latos lies the seedy Titty Twister Bar, a place of refuge for tired traders – of the untrustworthy type, Long haul moth pilots looking for a good time in one of the rental rooms, others, scavengers off of wrecks, mercenaries and the lot. In walked a heavily augmented Serco, he walked up to the bar and ordered a strong serco ale while he lit a synthoelectral cigarette. Then man behind the bar was once the head of a famous shipping company, only to be ruined and run out of the UIT territories when it was discovered he was using his behemoths to transport mind blast around the galaxy. A short portly man with sweat and grease stained clothes the Titty Twister Bar is all he has left for now.
“We don't get many like you 'round here” The bartender said to the Serco pilot
“Like what?” replied the Serco, mildly annoyed by the question.
“Sercos flyin' valks, maybe UIT sometimes.”
“Don't worry about it and keep the drinks coming.” Communication was not the Serco Pilots strong point but then again it didn't matter. “Give me that girl over there, the red haired one.”
The bartender whistled.
“Ooh hey big boy my names Kazandra, will you follow me to the back?”
the Serco pilot stood up with a wry smile on his face and followed Kazandra to the back of the bar.
“You don't look like you're from around here” Kazandra said.
“What's with you people and asking me that?” Replied the Serco pilot
“Oh I don't mean to be nosey, I just like to make conversations with my customers, especially the cute ones.”
“Heh, I was from Sol II.”
“Oh Really? So Am I baby what do you know.”
“I already knew that.”
“what do you mean babe? How'd you know that?”
“You look augmented.” The pilot said in a snarky manner
“Oh hey baby now thats not nice, you don't have to go offendin' a girl and shit to prove you're a tough man.”
“Calm down it was only a joke.” But it wasn't a joke the Serco pilots mind was zooming through the bars network, He knew what Kazandras augments were even before they sat down, he knew the music system, the payroll, the lighting, by the time he was done he knew every girls name was, her bra size, and what her favorite song to dance to was, but most importantly he found the bars credit register.
“I gotta go babe.”
“Aww so soon? It's 500 credits for another half hour.”
“Sorry baby doll no can do.”
“Ok well are you gonna pay cash or what.”
“Don't worry it's already taken care of.”
“what do you mean?” Kazandra checked her display card to see the Pilots tab. “What? How'd you already pay for this.”
“I said don't worry about it.” The pilot walked off towards the front of the bar looking for the exit back to the docking bay. But when he got to the door it was blocked by the bartender.
“Hey bud I don't know what you think you're doing but you can't just walk outta here without payin.”
“I already paid you can check my tab.”
“I don't mean any of this fancy computer stuff I didn't see a card or cash and Kazandra here says you just walked off.”
“Listen bud.” Said the pilot mockingly “I paid now I'm leavin'.”
“Not 'till I see some cash.” Said the bartender moving closer to the Pilot while two bouncers walked up from behind the pilot.
“Alright then.” Said the pilot, whose right hand suddenly shot up grabbed the bartenders nipple while two Law Enforcement Neutron Rapid Fire Pistols shot out of his left forearm, pointing at the bouncers. “So you call this the Titty Twister Bar eh?” Said the pilot, now a bit more angerly. “Well let's see some titty twisting. The pilots right hand rotated around wrist in a complete circle, ripping off the bartenders nipple. The bartender let out a scream of agony and fell to the ground. The pilot turned to the bouncers and the rest of the bar. “As for the rest of you... lets dance.” The pilot sent a signal to the juke-box to play “That Funky Music” an old earth song...
“We don't get many like you 'round here” The bartender said to the Serco pilot
“Like what?” replied the Serco, mildly annoyed by the question.
“Sercos flyin' valks, maybe UIT sometimes.”
“Don't worry about it and keep the drinks coming.” Communication was not the Serco Pilots strong point but then again it didn't matter. “Give me that girl over there, the red haired one.”
The bartender whistled.
“Ooh hey big boy my names Kazandra, will you follow me to the back?”
the Serco pilot stood up with a wry smile on his face and followed Kazandra to the back of the bar.
“You don't look like you're from around here” Kazandra said.
“What's with you people and asking me that?” Replied the Serco pilot
“Oh I don't mean to be nosey, I just like to make conversations with my customers, especially the cute ones.”
“Heh, I was from Sol II.”
“Oh Really? So Am I baby what do you know.”
“I already knew that.”
“what do you mean babe? How'd you know that?”
“You look augmented.” The pilot said in a snarky manner
“Oh hey baby now thats not nice, you don't have to go offendin' a girl and shit to prove you're a tough man.”
“Calm down it was only a joke.” But it wasn't a joke the Serco pilots mind was zooming through the bars network, He knew what Kazandras augments were even before they sat down, he knew the music system, the payroll, the lighting, by the time he was done he knew every girls name was, her bra size, and what her favorite song to dance to was, but most importantly he found the bars credit register.
“I gotta go babe.”
“Aww so soon? It's 500 credits for another half hour.”
“Sorry baby doll no can do.”
“Ok well are you gonna pay cash or what.”
“Don't worry it's already taken care of.”
“what do you mean?” Kazandra checked her display card to see the Pilots tab. “What? How'd you already pay for this.”
“I said don't worry about it.” The pilot walked off towards the front of the bar looking for the exit back to the docking bay. But when he got to the door it was blocked by the bartender.
“Hey bud I don't know what you think you're doing but you can't just walk outta here without payin.”
“I already paid you can check my tab.”
“I don't mean any of this fancy computer stuff I didn't see a card or cash and Kazandra here says you just walked off.”
“Listen bud.” Said the pilot mockingly “I paid now I'm leavin'.”
“Not 'till I see some cash.” Said the bartender moving closer to the Pilot while two bouncers walked up from behind the pilot.
“Alright then.” Said the pilot, whose right hand suddenly shot up grabbed the bartenders nipple while two Law Enforcement Neutron Rapid Fire Pistols shot out of his left forearm, pointing at the bouncers. “So you call this the Titty Twister Bar eh?” Said the pilot, now a bit more angerly. “Well let's see some titty twisting. The pilots right hand rotated around wrist in a complete circle, ripping off the bartenders nipple. The bartender let out a scream of agony and fell to the ground. The pilot turned to the bouncers and the rest of the bar. “As for the rest of you... lets dance.” The pilot sent a signal to the juke-box to play “That Funky Music” an old earth song...
I like this one far better than the old thread :P