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a night on the town
The bass was bumping as Atice was fist pumping furiously to the beat of his favorite Girl Talk mash up, when out of the corner of his eye he spotted a young Shugster. Feeling adventurous and slightly inebriated Atice slipped his way through the crowd to greet the young Shugster.
“You look like a newb.” Said Atice with a twinkle in his eye “Here let me by you a beer.”
“Oh wow! Jee wiz really?” Exclaimed Shugster, it was his first time out on his own since getting his pilots license.
“Yep it's on me, in VPR we pride ourselves on taking care of newbs” Atice said with a wink.
“OH wow! You're in vpr? I have heard so much about you guys, you are like space rock stars!”
Atice blushed and looked down at the ground to hid a smile. When he looked up he saw Shugster sucking down the beer as fast as he could. Watching Shugster take each big gulp and his adams apple moving up and down in steady rythmic pace with the beat of the music in the background. Atice knew one thing, Shugster had to be his.
“You just wait here I'm going to go get us two more beers.” Atice said to Shugster. Little did Shugster know what Atice had planned for him.
“Oh alright Mr. Atice I'll be waiting right here for you -hick-.” Shugster felt the beer turning in his stomach, It was his first time drinking Serco ale, if the stories about it were true he would end up growing hair on his chest hair.
“Oh Shugster are you still waiting for me – OH MY GAWD!” Atice was in shock as he looked upon Shugster throwing up what seemed to be everything he had eaten in the last month or so.
“Nobody move it's DA POLICE!” Shouted a real space policeman.
“OMG!! We gotta get you out of here Shugster.” Atice started to panic
“Here I'll help you!” Said a heroic voice. Atice turned to see his sometimes on again sometimes off again nemesis Slugg standing behind him.
“Not that I have any other choice but under different circumstances I would say otherwise!” said Atice as he regretfully accepted Sluggs offer.
Slugg and Atice made their way to Atices care while carrying Shugster on their shoulders.
“So what exactly were you doing with this guy Atice? He seems pretty fucked up.” Slugg asked
“Nothing, none of your business Slugg.” Replied Atice.
“Well alright then just help me get him into the car and lets get out of here.”
While driving back to Atices apartment Shugster falls asleep in the back seat.
“Phew I am glad we got out of there!” Said Atice.
“Yeah me too, Say can you take me to Cats house?” Said Slugg with a wry smile on his face.
“Don't even think about it Slugg – oh shit I think Shugster stopped breathing go back there and check on him now!.”
“Dammit Atice you can't ruphie Serco ale on non-sercos it's too dangerous... trust me.” Slugg climbed into the back of the car to watch after Shugster.
Suddenly, sirens sounded and the rearview mirror of Atices car lit up like the 28th of march (It's like the 4th of July on Sol II) The police officer approached the car.
“Sir have you been drinking tonight?”
“Why um no officer I was just driving home from a family get together.”
“ummhmm.”
“Look I'm in VPR I really can't get into trouble I'll do anything – anything.” Atice said with a wink followed by a puppy dog face to the officer.
“Look kid I'm sick of you VPRs thinking you can do a better job then us so that ain't exactly helping your case an-bzzzt.” The officer was cut off by his radio.
“Calling all cars. Calling all cars. The Rear Admiral Dr. Lecter and his cabin boy Snax have been having a domestic dispute that has turned into a naked romp through the streets. Calling all cars. We need backup!.”
“Aw shit, not again. Look just promise me you will go right home.”
Atice hit the gas and the car sped off down a rocky road. Shugster jolted up from a pot hole and spewed chunks onto the back of Atices head.
“AW FUCK.” Atice shouted.
“Haha.” Slugg laughed in the back.
“Fuck you slugg, Fuck you Shugster. Get the fuck out of my car. God I got pulled over. Puked on. Shit, fuck who knows what else.”
“I'm throwing Shugster out you gotta drive me to cats house or else I tell Strat you are going after newbs again.” Atice looked at Slugg furiously but he knew he had no choice. Slugg booted Shugster from the car, the taillights fading off into the night was the last thing he remembered seeing.
The next morning Shugster woke up with a splitting headache and slowly started making his way down the road. Holding his thumb out for whoever would stop. But no one would stop, they would only slow down to point and laugh and then speed back up. Finally Shugster managed to flag one down.
“Thank goodness you stopped I have been walking for hours and everyones been laughing at me and god, could you just give me a ride I'm so lost.”
“Sure son hop in.” Said the old man.
“People around here are so mean you are the first person who has stopped everyone else has laughed at me.”
“Well son I think I know why that is.”
“Why's that?”
“Cause son you got dicks drawn all over your face.”
FIN
“You look like a newb.” Said Atice with a twinkle in his eye “Here let me by you a beer.”
“Oh wow! Jee wiz really?” Exclaimed Shugster, it was his first time out on his own since getting his pilots license.
“Yep it's on me, in VPR we pride ourselves on taking care of newbs” Atice said with a wink.
“OH wow! You're in vpr? I have heard so much about you guys, you are like space rock stars!”
Atice blushed and looked down at the ground to hid a smile. When he looked up he saw Shugster sucking down the beer as fast as he could. Watching Shugster take each big gulp and his adams apple moving up and down in steady rythmic pace with the beat of the music in the background. Atice knew one thing, Shugster had to be his.
“You just wait here I'm going to go get us two more beers.” Atice said to Shugster. Little did Shugster know what Atice had planned for him.
“Oh alright Mr. Atice I'll be waiting right here for you -hick-.” Shugster felt the beer turning in his stomach, It was his first time drinking Serco ale, if the stories about it were true he would end up growing hair on his chest hair.
“Oh Shugster are you still waiting for me – OH MY GAWD!” Atice was in shock as he looked upon Shugster throwing up what seemed to be everything he had eaten in the last month or so.
“Nobody move it's DA POLICE!” Shouted a real space policeman.
“OMG!! We gotta get you out of here Shugster.” Atice started to panic
“Here I'll help you!” Said a heroic voice. Atice turned to see his sometimes on again sometimes off again nemesis Slugg standing behind him.
“Not that I have any other choice but under different circumstances I would say otherwise!” said Atice as he regretfully accepted Sluggs offer.
Slugg and Atice made their way to Atices care while carrying Shugster on their shoulders.
“So what exactly were you doing with this guy Atice? He seems pretty fucked up.” Slugg asked
“Nothing, none of your business Slugg.” Replied Atice.
“Well alright then just help me get him into the car and lets get out of here.”
While driving back to Atices apartment Shugster falls asleep in the back seat.
“Phew I am glad we got out of there!” Said Atice.
“Yeah me too, Say can you take me to Cats house?” Said Slugg with a wry smile on his face.
“Don't even think about it Slugg – oh shit I think Shugster stopped breathing go back there and check on him now!.”
“Dammit Atice you can't ruphie Serco ale on non-sercos it's too dangerous... trust me.” Slugg climbed into the back of the car to watch after Shugster.
Suddenly, sirens sounded and the rearview mirror of Atices car lit up like the 28th of march (It's like the 4th of July on Sol II) The police officer approached the car.
“Sir have you been drinking tonight?”
“Why um no officer I was just driving home from a family get together.”
“ummhmm.”
“Look I'm in VPR I really can't get into trouble I'll do anything – anything.” Atice said with a wink followed by a puppy dog face to the officer.
“Look kid I'm sick of you VPRs thinking you can do a better job then us so that ain't exactly helping your case an-bzzzt.” The officer was cut off by his radio.
“Calling all cars. Calling all cars. The Rear Admiral Dr. Lecter and his cabin boy Snax have been having a domestic dispute that has turned into a naked romp through the streets. Calling all cars. We need backup!.”
“Aw shit, not again. Look just promise me you will go right home.”
Atice hit the gas and the car sped off down a rocky road. Shugster jolted up from a pot hole and spewed chunks onto the back of Atices head.
“AW FUCK.” Atice shouted.
“Haha.” Slugg laughed in the back.
“Fuck you slugg, Fuck you Shugster. Get the fuck out of my car. God I got pulled over. Puked on. Shit, fuck who knows what else.”
“I'm throwing Shugster out you gotta drive me to cats house or else I tell Strat you are going after newbs again.” Atice looked at Slugg furiously but he knew he had no choice. Slugg booted Shugster from the car, the taillights fading off into the night was the last thing he remembered seeing.
The next morning Shugster woke up with a splitting headache and slowly started making his way down the road. Holding his thumb out for whoever would stop. But no one would stop, they would only slow down to point and laugh and then speed back up. Finally Shugster managed to flag one down.
“Thank goodness you stopped I have been walking for hours and everyones been laughing at me and god, could you just give me a ride I'm so lost.”
“Sure son hop in.” Said the old man.
“People around here are so mean you are the first person who has stopped everyone else has laughed at me.”
“Well son I think I know why that is.”
“Why's that?”
“Cause son you got dicks drawn all over your face.”
FIN
Oh wow.
Needs more... everything. And less direct speech.
Funniest RP I've read in a loooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggg time!
Haha!
hehe, sounds like personal experience.
Haha, wtf! When did Pey learn to capitalize sentences?! Glad to hear you graduated from elementary school bud! Congrats! :P
Funny shit nonetheless.
Funny shit nonetheless.
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Peytros, congrats on learning to capitalize sentances, but work on the theme...
Peytros, congrats on learning to capitalize sentances, but work on the theme...
Dammit Nahin, stop being such a party pooper. This is teh lulz.
lmao!
fucking win
Best RP ever.
I do not read the RP forum.
LOL
LOL
LOL !
w00t appendix peypey! I like this funny story, yomana.
Nobody move, that's DA PEYTROS!
Nobody move, that's DA PEYTROS!