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KAOS' House of Pain: Training for the Newbiest of Newbs.

Jul 24, 2009 Sububu link
We slack 'em and stack 'em, we even kill 'em and chill 'em!

We're KAOS and offer the newbs of this fair 'verse training in the most unlikely places, Gray Space!

This offer is to all newbs wanting to learn PvP of the exotic nature in exotic places!

Just message a member of KAOS and ask about our exotic PvP training!

We're serious about training too, we'll critique and shape newbs into killing machines!

To find members of KAOS online, contact your local 'verse pilot information repository via "/msg IRC active".
KAOS does not guarantee every newb will become a killing machine but we'll provide 'exotic PvP training' when asked and not busy.
KAOS will not be held responsible for damages sustained before, during, or after 'exotic PvP training.'
KAOS does not guarantee 'exotic PvP training' around the clock.
Jul 24, 2009 Dr. Lecter link
Talk about the blind leading the blind.
Jul 24, 2009 Sububu link
You have no room to talk.

Good-bye.

EDIT: And it's called RP, cannibalistic one.
Jul 24, 2009 Impavid link
The only thing KAOS will teach you is how to run away. If you truly excel at running, they'll train you to run in advanced and irritating ways.

If you're particularly clever you'll also discover why traders are terrible pilots.
Jul 24, 2009 Sububu link
Careful now, take notice at how the tumblewhinycus defends its territory with a loud shriek and rolls in nearby dung to ward off intruders with its smell.

Fascinating.
Jul 24, 2009 Impavid link
Uhm K... Anyway, if you want to actually learn to fight, ask someone from Kharonsshores ( http://kharonsshores.com ). Traders only know how to run, hide, and die in nation space.
Jul 25, 2009 Whytee link
Surely there are no traders in KAOS. They are after all a mercenary's guild and as such are interested in training new prospectives (for a fee I'd assume).
Jul 25, 2009 shlimazel link
So how much does this service cost, KAOtic one?
Jul 25, 2009 Sububu link
Member to member basis.
Jul 25, 2009 yodaofborg link
Dying in nation space is cool.
Jul 31, 2009 LeberMac link
I haven't been able to get INTO nationspace since the insta-death turrets went up with their inerrant one-kill superfast missiles. So, tell me, yoda, how IS dying in nationspace cooler than dying in grayspace?
Aug 02, 2009 look... no hands link
the turrets are excessive, i thought there werent supposed to be safe zones in VO, oh wait, those days are gone