A very long time ago, the great messiah Mr. Chaos came into being. The texts about how such an even occured after his untimely brush with oblivion have become unclear, until today.
The beginings of this great text have been lost to time, but our reaserchers have analyzed the text, and come up with a summary of how it all began.
<Mr. Chaos> Lol, im gonna ram j00 and give j00 pk, lolz
<ElvisClone777> no, not really, your now on a SUICIDE WATCH
<Mr. Chaos> n0es!
And thus, the greatest text of our time, began.










Sincerely,
Drog Hasslehoff, Chief Reasercher for Chaos Religion pasts.
7/2/4509

((btw: its a joke, but the texts obviously really happened.))

This is the tl:dr to end all tl:dr's.

You could at least post the log (with irrelevant chatter edited out). You wasted a lot of my bandwidth with screenshots of text.

ZOOOOOOOMBIE JESUS!