If only it were a liver.

As I am probably the only one in al of VO that actually collects spleens, I'd be interested in a certified Lebermac Spleen. While I would prefer to fight over it, I am aware that you could not pay for the respawning cost and thus will agree to pay a monetary amount for it. Lets start the bidding at 5 million.

Bids 6 million for the Leber spleen.

7 mill

10 mil

11.5 mill!!

15 mill and a ride on my pony (valued at around 10 credits for some and priceless for others)

15.5 million.

I hate ponies.

/me raises 30 lawneuts

20 mil for azumi to ride my......... Pony......get your minds outta the gutter

I'll ride the pony and use the 20 million to bid for Leber's spleen!

Are we going weapons now?

As I recall I had a 60 million offer from Nahin Lor. I wonder if he's serious...

*hic* OKAY PEEPS Keep the LeberSpleen Auction going! I need money for um.. an operation! Yeah thats it!

21 million.

An Operation? Anything like Operation: Firestorm or Operation: Toasted Marshmallow? =^p

By the way, I presented an inquiry to Fleet Command as to whether or not UPK could acquire your spleen, Leebs. Sadly, between budget cuts and a general lack of forseen use for the organ, the answer I got was "no". We're apparently "not a charity", no matter how much I'd like to believe the contrary. Pity.

22 mill

25 million. It would look nice between the Fanty and Mingo spleens.

As long as we're collecting body parts, I think I want a 'Zumi head for the mantle. Who's got one?

Oh, right. Where's that Akanese sword Borb lent me....

There's a pirate who actually demands spleens, among other things, in his ransom hails. Maybe ye should just carry it around and wait for him!

Selling to Azumi is attractive. Does my spleen get a "Hello Kitty" jar to live in?

yes ladron, that pirate is me. Although you can have made a hail demanding the same I reckon:)

Not only will it get a "Hello Kitty" jar, it will sit next to the collection of spleens I have already. And I promise to keep it doused with Teh Killah at all times