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CNN NEWS BRIEF: BRIEFER EDITION
ITAN DECLARES WAR ON COOL!
Coalition of Itan usurper and Bush supporter Omega O has declared that cool needs to be hotted up! To Quote Omega O: "All ITAN pilots are hear-by ordered to dress badly, stop bathing, talk publicly only about manga and cheese curds, and never win a fight again... Basically, just keep being yourselves!"
Well said Omega, well said! CNN salutes you!
CNN SALUTES OMEGA O!
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AMAZING NEW CONTENT COMING TO VO!
Ok ok, that's true ALL YEAR round, right?
ITAN GOES TO THE BIRDS!
CNN has learned that The Coalition of Itan has several new party factions within it's wacky halls! The Hawks are the military faction, the Bush-warmongers who want to solve the guilds problems in combat but unfortunately lack the leadership and piloting ability to do so. The Doves are for the wanker peaceniks in the guild who want to replace all our ships with fluffy bears and dancing. Finally, there's the Blessed party, who still believe there's some miracle waiting in the wings to save them from total destruction, even though most of them know that's rubbish.
CNN has also learned that several ITAN party factions never got off the ground. The Super-Tranny Party could only manage to recruit 3 members, so they took a council seat instead. We're also told a Serco Solidarity Party was briefly making waves, until Omega O finally realized he had accidentally started his new party at SCAR HQ.
NOTHING IS HAPPENING ANYWHERE!
And it will all happen again.
Coalition of Itan usurper and Bush supporter Omega O has declared that cool needs to be hotted up! To Quote Omega O: "All ITAN pilots are hear-by ordered to dress badly, stop bathing, talk publicly only about manga and cheese curds, and never win a fight again... Basically, just keep being yourselves!"
Well said Omega, well said! CNN salutes you!
CNN SALUTES OMEGA O!
We just did that! Scroll up!
AMAZING NEW CONTENT COMING TO VO!
Ok ok, that's true ALL YEAR round, right?
ITAN GOES TO THE BIRDS!
CNN has learned that The Coalition of Itan has several new party factions within it's wacky halls! The Hawks are the military faction, the Bush-warmongers who want to solve the guilds problems in combat but unfortunately lack the leadership and piloting ability to do so. The Doves are for the wanker peaceniks in the guild who want to replace all our ships with fluffy bears and dancing. Finally, there's the Blessed party, who still believe there's some miracle waiting in the wings to save them from total destruction, even though most of them know that's rubbish.
CNN has also learned that several ITAN party factions never got off the ground. The Super-Tranny Party could only manage to recruit 3 members, so they took a council seat instead. We're also told a Serco Solidarity Party was briefly making waves, until Omega O finally realized he had accidentally started his new party at SCAR HQ.
NOTHING IS HAPPENING ANYWHERE!
And it will all happen again.
You forgot to mention the mute!
LOL, Moldy...
BREAKING NEWS: tumblemonster is LeberMac. News at 11.
That explains many things. tumble = sober and Leber != sober.
Where is the Another Man quote? :(
DAMNIT I forgot it...
Another man has this to say: "It's Blak! [The now disbanded Black Lance Guild -ed.] Has to be. They're like 50-armed puppeteers, pulling their strings all over the galaxy, steering every one of us toward their own devious end game!"
(BTW Google searches these forums FAR better than the forum's own search engine.)
Another man has this to say: "It's Blak! [The now disbanded Black Lance Guild -ed.] Has to be. They're like 50-armed puppeteers, pulling their strings all over the galaxy, steering every one of us toward their own devious end game!"
(BTW Google searches these forums FAR better than the forum's own search engine.)
Solution: Embed google search into the VO site.