After an eventful escort mission with a couple of ion storms and a few convoy casualties, battered and weary we finally arrive at Jallik E-15 looking forward to that after work drink in the bar. But what greets us outside the station? A band of bots listed as overly friendly in my hud, dancing in circles and emitting joyous beeps of delight are celebrating a release party for TyCorp Assault DP-7087s's forthcoming album: "Why we fight".. What is the universe coming to? I mean I had trouble docking because of a couple of DenTek collectors making out in the entrance. Damn!

This is a well known glitch which happens everytime affecting the ctc escort bots. Sometimes they cluster in the Sedina B-8 asteroid belt.

Wow, that killed my fantasy '_'
But thanks for the info, I'm going to check that cluster**** in Sedina B-8, perhaps that's where they create their evil seeker babies..

Often what happens is the bots cross paths with a player or other NPC who they hate, and they forget about their escort directive and go to engage the supposed 'hostile.' Of course, by the time they're done with that (either the other ship leaves the sector or is destroyed) the ship that they were supposed to be escorting is no longer in the sector, and the bot is now completely confused; this is frequently why there are usually a number of Serco CtC bots in B-8.

Nah, I've seen many-many times where the ctc voy comes through B8 and all the escorts stay and hang out with me, with nobody else in the sector. It's probably my fault cause now all the bots want to be cool like The Shedu, and hang out in B8.

Nobody cool hangs in Ukari O13.

I've seen Leber there a few times. :P

So, when will the album be available? I can't see it on amazon, and what's worse, on any p2p network...

Didn't you know that planet Amazon was decolonized ages ago? And as far as I know the player to player network doesn't allow for bot made Tek music to be played at all. As the commercial goes: "Tek? No!"
Well, it seems the party has scattered anyway, the queen who was producing the music implants was destroyed by an Itani task force not very long ago. If you're lucky though, bootlegged recordings may be found in the wreckage of some of the most avid collectors. Sells for a high price on the black market.

And they tell us they love peace...