NOTORIOUS PIRATE RETIRES

After many long years wreaking havoc on the trade lanes, notorious pirate tumblemonster retired this afternoon after making his 4000th kill. CNN was there to witness the moment when, with a single shot of gauss, facing down a volley of swarms head on, tumblemonster destroyed theopolis and moments later succumbed to the swarms with a quiet finality.

Tumblemonster, best known for his successful infiltration of and later imprisonment by The Vipers, sat down with us for a short interview right after his epic 4000th kill.

CNN: So, 4000...

tumblemonster: Yup.

CNN: How does that feel?

tumblemonster: Feels good George!

CNN: My name is Bonny...

tumblemonster: Whatever.

CNN: So, what guild are you going to infiltrate next?

tumblemonster: Well I'm, wait.... What?

CNN: Come on, really, which one?

tumblemonster: I'm retiring from piracy...

CNN: No one buys that tumblemonster.

tumblemonster: But...

CNN: Are you going to burn the Phoenix Alliance? Scandalize SCAR? Illegitimize ITAN?

tumblemonster: I was thinking I'd buy myself a planet or-

CNN: Oh come off it! We both know you're not going to leave your life of excitement and celebrity!

tumblemonster: ...Or I might pay leebs a visit or-

CNN: You're going to visit yourself!?

tumblemonster: I'm huh?

CNN: You left The Syndicate minutes after your 4000th kill.

tumblemonster: I know I did I-

CNN: Did you really think that would fool us!?

tumblemonster: I'm not trying to fool-

CNN: Are you one of Ecka Estenk's illegitimate time traveling children?!

tumblemonster: Excuse me?!

CNN: How much are they paying you?!

tumblemonster: I don't kno-

CNN: Where did you bury it?! WHERE!

tumblemonster: Bury wha-

CNN: TELL ME!!!

tumblemonster: But I don't-

CNN: I swear on all that is holy you will stop wiping my face in cheese!

tumblemonster: ...

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CNN would like to apologize for Bonny's unprovoked attack on tumblemonster. Rest assured Bonny will receive the best possible mental health care, and we have replaced tumblemonster's damaged cat.
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LMAO Best interview ever!

lol

CNN is the first place i turn to for my news.
*Cheesy smile, and thumbs up*
lol, got to love it :) Poor, Bonny.....

You retired from piracy or you're leaving VO?

Lol XD
Hasta la vista amigo!
It was a bang
till next time
--Sharingan--

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see ya later dude

Yarr, and salute.

i dont trust CNN to give a proper transcript of the interview, so the fact that tumble is gone is suspect.

me likey

fires up an alt and makes this thread pointless ;)

heh. Sucks that it's a rerun though :|

So like, tumbles a bit like starwars, he comes in episodes...

Episode 1, the tumbly menace.
Episode 2, attack of the tumbly clones.
Episode 3, revenge of the sithwookie.
Episode 4, a new alt.
Episode 5, the atlas of doom strikes back.

Stay tuned for the next installment :D

return of the monster?

Aw, tumble, if I had know how serious is was I could have held a collection to get you an engraved gold watch.

Well, at least a picture of an engraved gold watch...

Welcome back to RL Tumblee.......

/falls back into the RL black hole.