CNN BREAKING NEWS! IMPAVID ESCAPES!

Corvus News Network has received reports from insider sources that notorious pirate tumblemonster/Impavid, imprisoned 2 months ago by the Viper Guild, has escaped!

The Vipers will not confirm or deny the escape, but our inside source tells us the escape occurred less than two hours ago, and Viper forces have mobilized behind the scenes. According to our source, the Vipers fear that once tumble/impavid makes gray space, he'll be impossible to catch.

We have, thus far, been unable to confirm any sightings of the elusive pirate. If any of our viewers spot tumble/Impavid, please report it to CNN immediately!

Oh, Oh! I saw him... He went that way!
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Oh damn, I saw him. I was camping WH (maybe it was latos H2, I forget) waiting for Betting business, he came past. Doh!
-- Foo Fighter

I killed him a few times. But there were no VPRs to turn him over too :(

I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Man, so much for selling you for a pittance again.

mannnn, and I'm all out of pittances.. or I'd have bought him.

A pittance? yeah I guess your right 20 million isn't near what tumble is worth :)

I actually thought I was overcharging there. Oh well.

*yawn* Saw this coming...

someone saw too many prison break episodes...
and be honest...the CNN reporter who interviewed him helped...

ooc; o.0 you guys have no sense of drama :-)

The lack of drama is wellspring from the overwhelming lack of surprise, upper case. Now, if tumble had been executed *then* people would care.