In what could be considered the irony of ironies, former commander yoda, managed to use passcodes that had not yet been changed , to get into CLM's bank accts and cleaning it out. Leaving only 1c, because he said "I feel sorry for ye'".

It was brought to this reporters attention that yoda has demanded that hostilities from CLM cease towards him, and that the members stop asking him questions. He also supposedly stated that he will retain 10 million of his own money he was owed as well as a "finders" fee of an additional 30 million. Seems a strange word to mean "embezzlement" and "larceny"
This may be the first case of someone holding money for ransom in exchange for other considerations.

This event only adds more intrique to the obvious rift between yoda and former wingmate MysticRogue and CLM. What happened to cause this? We may never know the whole story, but this reporter will continue trying to unravel this mystery.

From an email, someone stating to be close to this situation said that yoda has amended his terms and that MysticRogue appears to at least be listening.

Bah. CNN4 has gone the way of the Pelatus Observer. Sensational headline, poor English, and lousy paragraphing. I am unsubscribing!

At least the Pelatus Observer had something that was useful to people who were interested in joining a guild.

Personally, I think this article is just rubbing Mystic's nose in it, so to speak. I'd probably be pretty irritated by this article if I were in her position.

Well, we know this CNN 4 is not the real one, so we should put as much attention to it as we do to me.

Which, ironically, is more than the average attention put to the "real thing". ¬_¬

Another man has this to say: "It's Blak! [The now disbanded Black Lance Guild -ed.] Has to be. They're like 50-armed puppeteers, pulling their strings all over the galaxy, steering every one of us toward their own devious end game!"