I make bad jokes?

Whenever I PVP I can't hit my opponent. This cuts down on his repair bills which increases the number of credits in circulation. This contributes to inflation in the economy, and therefore affects everyones game experience. For the good of the universe ban me, as my suckness will destroy you all!! BWAHAHAAAA!!

I also by the way listen to excellent music while I play. My good taste will tear destroy the universe :D

Good taste in music? Must be a hank jr fan. muahaha. See? I'm not just a commie, I'm a commie that likes country music... Ban the commie before I claim everything is mine and then dole it out to the rest of you as I see fit!

I move threads to Off-Topic and Role Playing forums.

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I pretend I can move threads to Off-Topic and Roleplaying forums.

[Reee]

Reee? Errrr!

I use my rank to inundate subordinates with obscene amounts of paperwork.

I troll and write a backstory that makes fun of everyone, including you! Yes, you!

I'm a constant source of nuisance and instabil... *crash*

I'm a whiner who whines about the game and how it's not done yet. I should be banned before my cynical and jaded ways scare off the newbies.

I go about crashing your routes and stealing your cargoes.

And I force people into intelligent conversations then drop out when they miss the point.

I also make intelligent conversations that have no point.

P.S. -Plus I make conversations that fall below a intelligent level.

If there's a reason to ban you, Surbius, is all that damn floppling!

/me flopples to make a point.

Ban me cause I'm total n00b and don't talk much in game.

I don't play nor pay, but I use these forums for my own devious endgame, like BLAK. Except, more fumbling.

Because I can dock better than Omega 0.

I make bad RP. :'(