While we pride ourselves on Fair and Balanced (TM) news coverage, we realize that recently many of our stories have been seemingly targeted at the Coalition of Itan. We deeply regret that ITAN is such an utter failure at doing anything remotely useful with it's time and power, however we stand by our coverage of ITAN. Below you'll find the most convincing evidence yet to support our reporting:

LeberMac's a traitor to the Whole Itani Nation.

"Shaddup! I don't have to explain myself to ANY of you! I do what I want, WHEN I want to! This is all that damn reporter's fault! Damn that Sally Koshuni!I swear the... "

*ring, ring*

LeberMac looked over his shoulder and noticed the commander's hotline was ringing...

muwahahahahaaaa

what a load of bull!

Who is this 'Kovalenko' fellow? Another expatriate like Dragon of Fire, perhaps?

OOC

^H

D'Oh. Lemon Lime's deceiving snappy is from an old thing, way back last summer.