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Vendetta Online 1.8.0
ChangeLog:
*** Vendetta 1.8.0
-Kourier Released into Production Server
-Behemoth XC armor decreased to 1000
-Large pretty bird creatures now inhabit Xithricite Asteroid Fields
-Burning monkeys now fly screaming from exploding Valkeryie
-New Guild Interface
-New widgets added, including:
---Abercrombie and Fitch T-shirts (always sell for a loss, no matter where you are)
---Butt Glue (For Makchuga Dancers)
---Sex Bots (sell for a massive profit everywhere)
---Deadly ninjas (no matter how many you buy, they never appear in your cargo hold)
---BLAK Memorabilia (available at random intervals, each widget is unique, increases your autoaim +100)
---ITAN Memorabilia (also available at random intervals, can be voted into another players possession)
---VIPER Memorabilia (available everywhere, each widget is unique yet strangly exactly the same)
---TGFT Memorabilia (available in UIT faction stations, always sells for a profit)
---SCAR Memorabilia (available only in Serco Space, randomly self destructs only to reappear in another ship a few days later)
---Borb Memorabilia (Upon purchase, places an instance if itself in every active guild)
-Added personality bots such as:
---"Marco Polo" (always claims he's not in the pool)
---"Another man" has this to say: "It's Blak! [The now disbanded Black Lance Guild -ed.] Has to be. They're like 50-armed puppeteers, pulling their strings all over the galaxy, steering every one of us toward their own devious end game!"
---"Yo momma!" (will reply with a cutting insult directed at your mother)
-Players can now hire NPCs to escort them, cargo holds of hired NPCs are now available to players
-New /vote sissy command: When player recieves more than 20 /vote sissy votes, players name is tagged with [SISSY] for 48 hours
-Issue/Self destruct message changed from "<character> is having issues" to "You got knocked the fuck out!"
*** Vendetta 1.8.0
-Kourier Released into Production Server
-Behemoth XC armor decreased to 1000
-Large pretty bird creatures now inhabit Xithricite Asteroid Fields
-Burning monkeys now fly screaming from exploding Valkeryie
-New Guild Interface
-New widgets added, including:
---Abercrombie and Fitch T-shirts (always sell for a loss, no matter where you are)
---Butt Glue (For Makchuga Dancers)
---Sex Bots (sell for a massive profit everywhere)
---Deadly ninjas (no matter how many you buy, they never appear in your cargo hold)
---BLAK Memorabilia (available at random intervals, each widget is unique, increases your autoaim +100)
---ITAN Memorabilia (also available at random intervals, can be voted into another players possession)
---VIPER Memorabilia (available everywhere, each widget is unique yet strangly exactly the same)
---TGFT Memorabilia (available in UIT faction stations, always sells for a profit)
---SCAR Memorabilia (available only in Serco Space, randomly self destructs only to reappear in another ship a few days later)
---Borb Memorabilia (Upon purchase, places an instance if itself in every active guild)
-Added personality bots such as:
---"Marco Polo" (always claims he's not in the pool)
---"Another man" has this to say: "It's Blak! [The now disbanded Black Lance Guild -ed.] Has to be. They're like 50-armed puppeteers, pulling their strings all over the galaxy, steering every one of us toward their own devious end game!"
---"Yo momma!" (will reply with a cutting insult directed at your mother)
-Players can now hire NPCs to escort them, cargo holds of hired NPCs are now available to players
-New /vote sissy command: When player recieves more than 20 /vote sissy votes, players name is tagged with [SISSY] for 48 hours
-Issue/Self destruct message changed from "<character> is having issues" to "You got knocked the fuck out!"
Amazing. You created a new trial account so you could post this.
<rolls eyes>
Vendetta Online 1.8.0.1
New gun added: TPG wuss cannon
Can be purchased at TPG stations.
Requirements: you have to be yellow.
Shop TPG, because you deserve the best!
New gun added: TPG wuss cannon
Can be purchased at TPG stations.
Requirements: you have to be yellow.
Shop TPG, because you deserve the best!
I know just the place for this...
---Borb Memorabilia <- made me laugh
Hahaha, very funny
P.S. I thought it was /vote ninny, not /vote sissy.
[edit]to moldyman: picky, picky, picky. Better?
Hahaha, very funny
P.S. I thought it was /vote ninny, not /vote sissy.
[edit]to moldyman: picky, picky, picky. Better?
A joke twice said is a joke once killed.
I kinda like the /vote sissy command...
I'm wondering where the "tumblemonster's IP was banned" update was.
Will someone give Bojan his sissy gun already? As SKV, he certainly deserves it, the sissy.
What is it this time Jex?
You have an unsatisfying feeling your boytoy is throwing a weenie in a tunnel when he humps you?
Try squeezing some muscles if you have any left.
You have an unsatisfying feeling your boytoy is throwing a weenie in a tunnel when he humps you?
Try squeezing some muscles if you have any left.
"LeberMac got knocked the fuck out. Booyah!"
(I think we need to add the "Booyah!", should that go in suggestions?)
(I think we need to add the "Booyah!", should that go in suggestions?)
/me just sits and mines somewhere in deep space ............
ecka
ecka
I'll try, Bojan, don't you worry.
Hmmm, maybe there's a correlation between my love life and your lack of sissy weaponry?
Hmmm, maybe there's a correlation between my love life and your lack of sissy weaponry?
ummm... I don't think I would like getting "knocked the fuck out. Booyah!" by someone with a [SISSY] tag. Wouldn't that be a little embarrassing?
No, TRS, that's the Issue/Self Destruct messsage I mentioned. Read the first post closely.