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You would need an x.t.e.-blocker nanite infusion to be able to ingest Serco Ale without damage.
It would also save you much distress from eating Lebe's cooking.
It would also save you much distress from eating Lebe's cooking.
OMG! I forgot about saltypuke stew! kernel.panic's been gone for so long, It slipped my mind. I'll put it on the menu at [ITAN] HQ.
his cooking cant be worse than mine; hotdogs, hamburgers, easymac, what i call a toasted cheese sandwich - two pieces of toast buttered with a couple slises of cheese in the middle. Though when i have company over ill do a nice spiral sliced ham with thinsliced bacon inbetween the slices of the ham.
What I find rather amusing about the advertisement is that half the time you gear-heads are bleeding coolant, rather than actual blood, when you get wounded. And even then, you folks sometimes replace the iron in your bodily fluids with other substances or even use nanites to replace your blood entirely.
'Tis everyone else that bleed red, mind you.
'Tis everyone else that bleed red, mind you.
"'Tis everyone else that bleed red, mind you."
an' ah'm sure tani blood make a tasty ale when distilled if'n yer a Serco... perfect way t' compensate fer a hemoglobin deficiency.
an' ah'm sure tani blood make a tasty ale when distilled if'n yer a Serco... perfect way t' compensate fer a hemoglobin deficiency.
Well, the fact is that I am most certainly not a member of the Dominion. And being a Captain of the Union Peace Keeping Corps, I find the consumption of sentient beings and their bodily fluids, fleshes, and organs to be a punishable offense. Its bad for business when potential customers get eaten, and bad for our reputation when those within our juristiction fall to harm.
As for the ale, I think I'd find it a bit strong for my tastes. One of my subordinates, Lt. Pauski, on the other hand could probobly handle it. He isn't even augemented and he outdrinks you reds all the time. I swear that man can stomach anything (and It's probobly going to come back to haunt him someday).
As for the ale, I think I'd find it a bit strong for my tastes. One of my subordinates, Lt. Pauski, on the other hand could probobly handle it. He isn't even augemented and he outdrinks you reds all the time. I swear that man can stomach anything (and It's probobly going to come back to haunt him someday).
"I find the consumption of sentient beings and their bodily fluids, fleshes, and organs to be a punishable offense." you one of those tofu fartin veggie nuts?
/me is all for the consumption of sentient beings... assuming the Itani actually meet that description =P
Beware of my 1337 attack pet gerbil!
He does not look kindly on other rodents trying to gnaw at my trousers.
He does not look kindly on other rodents trying to gnaw at my trousers.
Who said anything about yer trousers?
I'm going to tear a hole in yer throat, stuff a tube down yer esophagus, feed ye until yer liver expands, rip it out through yer ribs... and finally eat it with some sauteed wild mushrooms and a nice tokaji aszu. Mmm, Itani foie gras =P
I'm going to tear a hole in yer throat, stuff a tube down yer esophagus, feed ye until yer liver expands, rip it out through yer ribs... and finally eat it with some sauteed wild mushrooms and a nice tokaji aszu. Mmm, Itani foie gras =P
Ha! You wont get past my vicious 1337 attack pet gerbil.
He is a killing machine. When he pees on lawyers they disolve in a puddle of goo like the Wicked Witch of The West.
Screams and stuff, its an ugly sight... only thing I didn't teach him is to clean up the mess afterwards.
Meh, if you could bring a mop and a bucket with you Lecter it would make my life easier. :D
He is a killing machine. When he pees on lawyers they disolve in a puddle of goo like the Wicked Witch of The West.
Screams and stuff, its an ugly sight... only thing I didn't teach him is to clean up the mess afterwards.
Meh, if you could bring a mop and a bucket with you Lecter it would make my life easier. :D
I'm suddenly reminded of one of the worst threads I have ever read. This thread was in the off topic forum of an alliance in another game. Anyway, the name of the thread was "kill the person before you". Simple game really. All one had to do was think of an original way to slay the prior person. Dr. Lecters reply just reminded me of that.
Wow, that was beautiful. Leber does have a way with theatrics. Ours was not quite as complicated, nor as elegant in style. So, Lecter, no reply to Leber? I would expect some sort of gruesome revenge from you.
edit: If you like you are more than welcome to look at ours. Mind you that these are mostly high school students at the time the thread was written. So the grammar is sure to be flawed, but still fun for a laugh.
http://z10.invisionfree.com/The_Dark_OGame/index.php?showtopic=14
Edit 2: I just reread this tread and realize how child dish it was... The real fun doesn't start until later in the thread. Say about page six or seven. Even so, the stories (if you can even call it that as a compliment) are at about the third grade level. Oh well.
edit: If you like you are more than welcome to look at ours. Mind you that these are mostly high school students at the time the thread was written. So the grammar is sure to be flawed, but still fun for a laugh.
http://z10.invisionfree.com/The_Dark_OGame/index.php?showtopic=14
Edit 2: I just reread this tread and realize how child dish it was... The real fun doesn't start until later in the thread. Say about page six or seven. Even so, the stories (if you can even call it that as a compliment) are at about the third grade level. Oh well.