**Sung to the tune of "She's Always a Woman to Me" by Billy Joel**

An "A Capella" version can be heard here.

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He might kill ya with swarms, he can wound while he flies
He can ruin your faith with his Serco-themed lies
And he only reveals what he wants you to see
He spouts Serco gospel, but he's always Ol' Leber to me

He professes his love, but "Lady Serco" deceives
He can tell you the "truth", but can't make you believe
And he'll claim that he's sober, tequila-free
Yeah, he spouts Serco gospel, but he's always Ol' Leber to me

CHORUS
Ohhh... he's no longer himself
He don't know that he wants, some Tequila with lime
Ohhh... and we all want him back
But he'll never give in, he's not changing his mind

So, this must be the way that the Serco get even
If you balk, then he'll shoot you and laugh while you're bleeding
He's no longer the best, but the worst he can be
Blame it all on the Serco, 'cause he's always Ol' Leber to me

CHORUS

He's kind while he preaches, then he's suddenly cruel
He won't do as he pleases, he's a Serco fool
And he can't be convinced, he's heard her Decree
And the most he will do is spout gospel at you,
But he's always Ol' Leber to me

CHORUS

I must say... you have a talent here. Very well done :D

Heh, thanks. It just popped into my head the other night.

Billy Joel will be brought into the Fold with extreme prejudice.

ooc: Wow, MB is right you have some talent. Nice. :)

EDIT: Thanks, Leebs!

I believe Billy Joel got his Uptown Girl who is preaching to him now. He doesn't need no stinkin' Lady Serco.

Nice one DK. But...

^^^^^^^

LeberMac has been removed from the Fold with extreme prejudice as well. His cancer will no longer infect the form known as Lexicon.

ooc: Now, let's NINNY-lock these threads and move on, please. Nothing to see here.

Ninny!

YE CANNOT SILENCE TH' TRUTH!

LeberMac predates Lexicon (the archives of all three major factions--even those of the Serco--can attest to this). LeberMac has been (regretably) purged by Lexicon, true, but since Lexicon's origin is from that of LeberMac, it can be readily established that Lexicon, not LeberMac, is the cancer so spoken of. Lexicon, therefore, is the evil, for a noble soul was displaced by a form of blind zealotry and dogma. And so has it been proven the folly of the vaunted 'Lady Serco', as action in her name has failed, time and time again. Once a martyr, perhaps, but now she is merely an excuse to perpetuate a dying war.

So what's wrong with perpetuationg a pointless war? It's tres profitable!

The problem is not so much that they perpetuate a pointless war, as much as they riducule us for trying to make some good come of it. But that is really beside the point.

I'm not to good at this kinda thing but here we go
sung to the tune of captain jack

Saturday night and he's out flyin around
In tequila he is tryin to drown
Oh he sleeps in a heating duct that he found.
for a while
He sneaks to the gally and steals some food
He's out of tequila and in a bad mood
If he's seen he'll be pursued,
and exiled

(chorus)
Lebermac is gettin high tonight
Gonna terrorize the dockhands
Lebermac is gettin by tonight
Just a little swig and he'll be smilin

Obsidian is pissed off, she on a tyraid
He crushed her wraith, that was custom made
It was a simple run for wich hed be overpaid
and he blew it all
so he goes to the makchuga to forget his woes
He looks dishevelled from his hair down to his toes
and where he is obsidian knows
after all

(chorus)
But Lebermac is gettin high tonight
Gonna terrorize the dockhands
Yea lebermac is gettin by tonight
Just a little swig and he'll be smilin

So he tryed to be a buckaneer
hes got a rev c, that he managed to comandeer
aw but the damn vipers would interfear
what for?
he'd lost his beini cause he's a drunken fool
then mystic found him in a puddle of drool
recentley his life's been crule
and he's sore

(chorus)
Lebermac is gettin high tonight
Gonna terrorize the dockhands
lebermac is gettin by tonight
Just a little swig and he'll be smilin

so he flys about and he drinks a lot
hes goes off to kill unbots
and still he lets his liver contimue to rot
what went wrong
he dosent understand why his world is so dead
or why hes always got to feed his head
every single day his eyes are all red
been drunk too long

But Lebermac is gettin high tonight
Gonna terrorize the dockhands
Oh yea lebermac is gettin by tonight
Just a little swig and he'll be smilin
But Lebermac is gettin high tonight
Gonna terrorize the dockhands
Oh yea lebermac is gettin by tonight
Just a little swig and he'll be smilin

Brilliant!

* Someone really ought to start "The Great Vendetta Songbook"...

I was going to start a "bar songs" page for the Mak site a while back, but there weren't enough VO-centered parodies to make it worthwhile. Maybe I should do it now. :P

Do it. I can work up some more songs.

spoof on "junkie" by ozzy

he's coming down badley, he's crippled inside
a man in a ventduct, he's no place to hide
a gut wrenching headache, drinking to death
he don't give a fu** if it takes his last breath

he won't try to quit
he quickley admits
he's a drunkie
theres no reasing why
the tequila dont lie
hes a drunkie

he craves for the bottle to put to his lips
can't wait get out there and lose a few ships
he grabs some tequila and goes for a ride
that beautiful cactus is eating his mind

he won't try to quit
he will quickley admit
he's a drunkie
theres no reasoning why
the tequila dont lie
hes a drunkie

he now has nothing, he's hunted by most
living in heating he's simpley a ghost
without tequila he's dumb as a post
stealing his food he found some potroast

he's chasing the good times, he's chasing the fun
a smurf with one foot, whos still trying to run
leebs' run out of liquor, he barley hangs on
a born again serco, now named lexicon

he won't try to quit
he quickley admits
he's a drunkie
theres no reasoning why
the tequila dont lie
hes a drunkie

drunkie

drunkie

drunkie

drunkie