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Scientific Paper: Biophysical Application of Irradiated Xithricite to Construction of Novel, Ultra High-Capacity Power Sources for Ships
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Biophysical Application of Irradiated Xithricite to Construction of Novel, Ultra High-Capacity Power Sources for Ships
By: Tricosane, Cyclomethylene
Copyright 4433 of the Tricosyl Research Group (R), an associate of The Guild of Free Traders. All rights as granted by the UIT Charter for Commercial Research reserved, where applicable.
ABSTRACT
The alpha and beta subunits of a genetically-modified f1 subunit of ATP synthase can form a coordinate-covalent bond to Xithricite particles that have been excited to their Sturmanderung energy state. In such a configuration, the radiative decay of the Xithricite particles to progressively lower and lower is almost perfectly captured by the modified ATP synthase and converted to chemical energy in the form of ATP, which can be chemically stored at high concentrations in a feul-cell to be converted into electromotive energy by a Lanthanic electrode, with overall 96% efficiency.
INTRODUCTION
It has been known for centuries that the fundamental unit of energy in all observed terrestrial and extraterrestrial living systems is Adenosine TriPhosphate (ATP), which yields upon hydrolytic breakdown, 30,500 J of energy per mole [1]. Though this amounts to pitiful amounts of energy per molecule, ATP electrohydrolysis has been implemented in low-grade batteries (the K-47 line of batteries, now available free of charge from your local government) in the past [2,3]. Though low-energy in yield per molecule, the biological production of ATP remains unmatched by materials science in its efficiency of energy utilization. The presence of the recently-developed Slane-Kriegor Catalyst enables the storage of superconcentrated solutions of ATP with minimal spontaneous breakdown [4]. When electrodes of Copper and Mercury-Fluoroenexema (also known as Lanthanic) are inserted into the solution, a massive and almost instantaneous conversion of ATP chemical potential into electrical potential occurs [5].
Processed Xithricite, when irradiated, can enter any of fourteen excitation states [6,7,8], each of which are extremely high-energy with halflives on the order of months [9]. Until quite recently, it has only been possible to release this energy explosively, all at once, as implemented in modern railgun ship-to-ship weapons [10]. This paper is about the development by the Tricosyl Research Group of a method of slow, controlled decay of manufactured Sturmanderung-State Xithricite and the utilization of its released energy in the electrochemical charging of a two-state Slane-Kriegor system.
MATERIALS & METHODS
A yeast two-hybrid assay was used to determine the relative binding affinities between a number of mutated f1 subunits of ATP Synthase derived from the HeLa cell line (a human cell line) and processed Xithricite in the Sturmanderung energy state, as stabilized by the presence of Sodium Chloride at a concentration of 19.3 g/L. When the salt wash was removed by an excess of synthetic yeast cytoplasm, the unbound Xithricite particles underwent immediate radioactive decay to the lower Schore energy state, killing the yeast cells that lacked a transformed Xithricite-f1 binding mutation. Expression of the marker gene TPG-9986211 was measured in surviving cell lines, with expression unit level being found to be directly proportional to binding affinity [see figure 1]. Surviving cells were counted and incubated in a Freeman-Vance Bioreactor for 72 hours at standard conditions. Two of the surviving 189 cell lines were selected as displaying the highest relative binding, and the mutations were isolated and analyzed by DNA "shotgun" sequencing.
Hydrogen Gas Chromatography was performed on the hybrid Xithricite-f1-ATP synthase complex (see figure 2), which were purified and crystallized using a Cesium Fluorophosphate ion gradient, as derived from an Aputech Ion Core, and gamma-ray crystallography was performed with a reverse-fourier-transform analysis (see figures 3 & 4).
Lastly, 0.9 micrograms of the purified Xithricite-f1-ATP Synthase complex were placed into a 2.000-mL solution of Wescott-medium (Volatile Chemicals Stock #22B), 13M Adenosine DiPhosphate and inorganic Phosphate, and 0.04 ng of Slane-Kriegor catalyst in the presence of a Copper-Lanthanic electrode set at 10.0 Kelvins. A voltage-surge of nearly 100 kV was observed between the two electrodes.
RESULTS & DISCUSSION
While modern developed chaos theory can be applied towards the isolation of Sturmanderung-state Xithricite from the cocktail of energy-states resultant from the irradiation of processed premium xithricite, such a process is almost prohibitively expensive and wasteful. Massive amounts of energy can be charged into a battery, then transferred into a ships power grid, but the initial production of such a novel power supply is extremely expensive, and as such will be available only to the highest-paying customers of the Tricosyl Research Group. The Wescott-projection, as shown in the table in figure 6 (see figure 6) predicts that a battery can be manufactured from this developed system with a charge rate of 55 to 70 Std. Energy Units per Second, depending on the decayed state of the Xithricite and the last time the battery was maintained at a station, and a battery capacity of 60 to 180 Std. Energy Units, depending on the quality of the Slane-Kriegor Catalyst. Preliminary alanysis of the reverse-fourier-transform plot appears to indicate that binding of Sturmandering Xithricite to f1-ATP synthase depends on temperature close to absolute zero, however due to the 96% efficiency of the battery constructed, approximately 1.5% of the energy released by the decaying Xithricite is converted into heat, resulting in a positive feedback loop that can, at high enough temperatures, cause the release of free-solution Sturmanderung Xithricite and a theoretical massive explosive release of--
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Biophysical Application of Irradiated Xithricite to Construction of Novel, Ultra High-Capacity Power Sources for Ships
By: Tricosane, Cyclomethylene
Copyright 4433 of the Tricosyl Research Group (R), an associate of The Guild of Free Traders. All rights as granted by the UIT Charter for Commercial Research reserved, where applicable.
ABSTRACT
The alpha and beta subunits of a genetically-modified f1 subunit of ATP synthase can form a coordinate-covalent bond to Xithricite particles that have been excited to their Sturmanderung energy state. In such a configuration, the radiative decay of the Xithricite particles to progressively lower and lower is almost perfectly captured by the modified ATP synthase and converted to chemical energy in the form of ATP, which can be chemically stored at high concentrations in a feul-cell to be converted into electromotive energy by a Lanthanic electrode, with overall 96% efficiency.
INTRODUCTION
It has been known for centuries that the fundamental unit of energy in all observed terrestrial and extraterrestrial living systems is Adenosine TriPhosphate (ATP), which yields upon hydrolytic breakdown, 30,500 J of energy per mole [1]. Though this amounts to pitiful amounts of energy per molecule, ATP electrohydrolysis has been implemented in low-grade batteries (the K-47 line of batteries, now available free of charge from your local government) in the past [2,3]. Though low-energy in yield per molecule, the biological production of ATP remains unmatched by materials science in its efficiency of energy utilization. The presence of the recently-developed Slane-Kriegor Catalyst enables the storage of superconcentrated solutions of ATP with minimal spontaneous breakdown [4]. When electrodes of Copper and Mercury-Fluoroenexema (also known as Lanthanic) are inserted into the solution, a massive and almost instantaneous conversion of ATP chemical potential into electrical potential occurs [5].
Processed Xithricite, when irradiated, can enter any of fourteen excitation states [6,7,8], each of which are extremely high-energy with halflives on the order of months [9]. Until quite recently, it has only been possible to release this energy explosively, all at once, as implemented in modern railgun ship-to-ship weapons [10]. This paper is about the development by the Tricosyl Research Group of a method of slow, controlled decay of manufactured Sturmanderung-State Xithricite and the utilization of its released energy in the electrochemical charging of a two-state Slane-Kriegor system.
MATERIALS & METHODS
A yeast two-hybrid assay was used to determine the relative binding affinities between a number of mutated f1 subunits of ATP Synthase derived from the HeLa cell line (a human cell line) and processed Xithricite in the Sturmanderung energy state, as stabilized by the presence of Sodium Chloride at a concentration of 19.3 g/L. When the salt wash was removed by an excess of synthetic yeast cytoplasm, the unbound Xithricite particles underwent immediate radioactive decay to the lower Schore energy state, killing the yeast cells that lacked a transformed Xithricite-f1 binding mutation. Expression of the marker gene TPG-9986211 was measured in surviving cell lines, with expression unit level being found to be directly proportional to binding affinity [see figure 1]. Surviving cells were counted and incubated in a Freeman-Vance Bioreactor for 72 hours at standard conditions. Two of the surviving 189 cell lines were selected as displaying the highest relative binding, and the mutations were isolated and analyzed by DNA "shotgun" sequencing.
Hydrogen Gas Chromatography was performed on the hybrid Xithricite-f1-ATP synthase complex (see figure 2), which were purified and crystallized using a Cesium Fluorophosphate ion gradient, as derived from an Aputech Ion Core, and gamma-ray crystallography was performed with a reverse-fourier-transform analysis (see figures 3 & 4).
Lastly, 0.9 micrograms of the purified Xithricite-f1-ATP Synthase complex were placed into a 2.000-mL solution of Wescott-medium (Volatile Chemicals Stock #22B), 13M Adenosine DiPhosphate and inorganic Phosphate, and 0.04 ng of Slane-Kriegor catalyst in the presence of a Copper-Lanthanic electrode set at 10.0 Kelvins. A voltage-surge of nearly 100 kV was observed between the two electrodes.
RESULTS & DISCUSSION
While modern developed chaos theory can be applied towards the isolation of Sturmanderung-state Xithricite from the cocktail of energy-states resultant from the irradiation of processed premium xithricite, such a process is almost prohibitively expensive and wasteful. Massive amounts of energy can be charged into a battery, then transferred into a ships power grid, but the initial production of such a novel power supply is extremely expensive, and as such will be available only to the highest-paying customers of the Tricosyl Research Group. The Wescott-projection, as shown in the table in figure 6 (see figure 6) predicts that a battery can be manufactured from this developed system with a charge rate of 55 to 70 Std. Energy Units per Second, depending on the decayed state of the Xithricite and the last time the battery was maintained at a station, and a battery capacity of 60 to 180 Std. Energy Units, depending on the quality of the Slane-Kriegor Catalyst. Preliminary alanysis of the reverse-fourier-transform plot appears to indicate that binding of Sturmandering Xithricite to f1-ATP synthase depends on temperature close to absolute zero, however due to the 96% efficiency of the battery constructed, approximately 1.5% of the energy released by the decaying Xithricite is converted into heat, resulting in a positive feedback loop that can, at high enough temperatures, cause the release of free-solution Sturmanderung Xithricite and a theoretical massive explosive release of--
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ooh, very nice
Yes, you've captured the spirit of a lazy lab report perfectly.
genka's a smart guy,
He skipped a grade you know?
They realized he was going to be a failure anyway, so they figured,
"Hey, the least we can let him do is fail the 3rd grade"
Wasn't that nice of them?
He skipped a grade you know?
They realized he was going to be a failure anyway, so they figured,
"Hey, the least we can let him do is fail the 3rd grade"
Wasn't that nice of them?
Actually, scientific papers do read something like that.
But of course, genka knows more than I do, since I bet he must have had a few papers published.
But of course, genka knows more than I do, since I bet he must have had a few papers published.