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LeberMac Racing IPO

Nov 15, 2005 LeberMac link
LeberMac Racing announces its initial IPO, looking for investors in what promises to be a successful business.

From the results of Deneb Run #20, it looks like we're getting the beginnings of:
a) Pit Crews (repair folks who will help you out as you race)
b) Scouts (folks who run thru systems ahead of you to find ion storms)
c) Defenders (folks who protect you at vital checkpoints)
d) Attackers (ebil nasssty folks who try to kill racers)

LeberMac Racing will be hiring all of the above for my next race. However, I do not know when that will be. Possibly the 19th, possibly the 26th, but certainly on December 3rd. If you are interested, contact me ingame. You will be paid a base fee in cash up-front, with bonuses based on the amount of winnings, if any.

Initial investors in the business will be rewarded set percentages of winnings based on my and my team's performance in races for the Deneb Run and the Corporate Sectors Run. Future long-distance (i.e. multi-system) races that have yet to be created can be included as well.

Members from all three nations will be requested to reply, to make sure we've got all the other racers... covered. >:P
Nov 15, 2005 LeberMac link
I'm actually thinking about a racing LEAGUE as well, with NASCAR-like point standings over a season. Whaddya all think?
Nov 15, 2005 Dr. Lecter link
Ick. NASCAR.
Nov 15, 2005 moldyman link
Nice idea Leber
Nov 15, 2005 LeberMac link
Fine Fine, IHRA or IRL or CART point standings then. Matters not.
Nov 15, 2005 mcduff link
"b) Scouts (folks who run thru systems ahead of you to find WH's)"

Somehow I think that if the racers can't find a Worm Hole (or the correct one) that they aren't qualified to race.
Nov 15, 2005 Dark Knight link
Yeah.

Join the Speed Racer Mercenary Squad instead! We word our advertisments better!
Nov 15, 2005 Dr. Lecter link
Dude. Have you seen Leber's ads?

Lever, you'd better step up here. It's on now.
Nov 15, 2005 smittens link
I'll invest three mil!
Nov 15, 2005 thergvk link
initial ipo?

i didnt know that there could be an initial initial public offering. mmm
Nov 15, 2005 LeberMac link
Sure! (OK fixed WH where it was OBVIOUS I meant ion storms, except maybe McDuff, whom I expect Lecter to hit with the Smart Stik™)
Lecter, the posters and graphics from LeberMac racing will, of course, be top-notch. Our investors will have MUCH exposure. PLUS they'll get a portion of all winnings in perpetuity for their initial investment. (Negotiated of course)

My record with racing in these things is second only to Monk of Akan's, whom I actually expect to take on as the second racer on the team, if he's willing. So returns are virtually guaranteed!