HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

/me blows one of those noisy things

Happy Waylon, Birthday!
... umm
Happy Birthday, Waylon!

Happy Birthday Waylon!

/me gives Waylon:
- 10000 credits
- 10 cakes
- Unlimeted supply of Pie
- A new Computer (you choose)
- A new Car (you choose)

/me gives waylon a sign that says "Way(lon) to go!"

Oh, I'm funny today.

/me passes out.

Roguelazer "While we're talking about Waylon...http://waylon-art.com/galleries/1/7.html Hmm?"

His self portrait on the next page is awsome artwork...yuppers...deffinately a hot-pockets person!

Sorry Waylon about eating your first cake so here's a new one.

I even got these little space ship figures to place on the cake.

*vrooom the Itani trader flies by with his new maud to the sector 9 station(man this is huge on the cake)*

*trader has just picked up a new 16 set of holo disks, ohh man this day is going great for him*

*the trader undocks and heads toward the sector 11 gate bumpin to one of the new holo disks*

*he is about to safely make it to sector 11 BUT wait what's that in the distance??!?!*

*It's Phoenix in his pirating serco valk, he says over chat "yarrr matie drop ye cargo and surrender ye ship!!"*

*Phoenix within range open fires upon the maud making it dodge widely*

/me moves the maud and valk around the sector 11 wormhole figurine, making it look like they are fighting each other

*The trader low on health calls over INM backup...*

/me picks up the box and looks inside and picks out a 12 piece itani valk set. StarFreeze tries to open the package carefully but instead the package busts open sending all 12 ships onto the cake

*A MASSIVE 12 valk ITANI NATION MILITARY FLEET JUMPS into sector 9 surrounding Phoenix*

*The trader safely makes the jump to sector 11*

*Surrender or DIE the commanding INM leader named Durgia yells out at Phoenix*

/me pushes all itani valks closely around the 1 lonely serco valk

*Phoenix in his partly damaged valk yells out "NEVER!!!"*

*All Itani Nation Military open fire upon Phoenix (BOOOOMM)*

/me takes his fist and smashes the serco valk into the cake

*But wait what happened here? the killing of Phoenix seems to have made a massive blackhole in middle of sector 9 what ever shall the INM fleet do?*

get another cake...

/me wanders off to get a new, bigger cake of sector 9

SF, you are weird... TOO weird...

That's a nice little story there, SF. But do hurry with that new cake, I'm hungie.

-rc

Wow. Sf, were you on crack when you wrote that ;-)?

I was not...and the cake is still being made :P

Have a ncie day, Waylon.

love the story :)
heh, by the way, I do wish we had small models of all the ships.
I made a small model centurion out of paper, but it would take way too long to make all the ships individually for a fleet.
*working on idea to make some kind of ice-cube mold so I can produce lots and lots of little ice ships :D

/me laughs for 10 min
StarFreeze you have quite an imagination!
/me slashes StarFeeze 1000 times with a transformed Tetsusaiga

ha, timmy you watch inuyasha?
and you do have an unusual sense of humor... uh..

A new big big cake for waylon, yea it's really big and neat now.

/me places on the sector 9 station, places the wormholes, places a bunch of roids around

/me takes some itani valks and a itani frigate and places them neatly on the cake.

There we go, a nice peaceful sector 9...

/me walks off
*5 seconds later*
/me rushes to the table with a handful of serco valks

*Sir we have 4 wormholes opening from sector 5, ohh no sir from ship scan they seem to be tri flare*

*Sir they are coming in to quick*

/me takes out the tri mini rocket figurine and acts like it's firing from the serco valk

*OMG SIR THEY'RE ROCKET RAMMING!!! (BOOOOOM)*

/me takes 2 itani valks that were close together and the serco valk and throws them into the air

*Sir all we have left is this non-weapon equiped frigate that seems unable to move due to the fact that the bottom fin is stuck in some kind of, i almost have to say cake like insides*

*HERE COMES A VALK!!! QUICK TURN PORT SIDE*

/me moves the valk slowly on the cake frosting make a nice trail and just as it gets to the port side of the valk. StarFreeze turns the valk violently towards the valk hitting it off the cake

*NICE HIT SIR!! a1k0n: Thx, I love the fact I switched to Itani nation and got this valk* (har har har)

*with that hit we can now fly out and hit down the other valks*

/me picks out the frigate and starts taking swings at another valk, as the frigate gets a bunch of cake and the valk, it flies off and smashing it into the kitchen window

*nice swing sir, one more to go*

/me takes the last valk and hides it under the sector 9 station

*Sir he seems to be hidding below the station, we can't get him with a frigate*

*a1k0n: ohh i know a way*

/me takes the valk and does a big swing onto sector 9 station hitting it off the cake and smashing onto the floor

*THERE'S THE VALK!!! KILL KILL!!!*

/me takes another swing and knocks the valk off the cake and into the window

*We are safe now sir*

*Wait sir, there is an incoming transmittion from the TPG Corp*

*Apparently you owe them a new station worth 54 billion credits*

*a1k0n: No matters, I'll just create a new station waylon has made right here*

/me takes a special edition station(2 times the size of sector 9 station) from the box and drops it on the frigate cracking it in half

/me takes his hands around the outside of the station and does a big wide spread like shockwave

a1k0n is having issues.

(The End)

o.O

Methinks SF has finally gone insane... :P

is there a problem with me watching Inuyasha?
and i never knew a adult like StarFreeze can have such a sense of humor and a big imagination

Enjoy life.

ok...
but is there a problem with me watching Inuyasha?

no, there is no problem with you watching Inuyasha.
I just thought it funny that you'd want to slash Starfreeze with Tetsusaiga