Discord Server: Brace yourselves. Faille Corvelle just joined the server.

It apparently has some opinion about me, too...

[100]<Ezra Nightwalker> why
[100]<Ezra Nightwalker> oh my godf*ck
[100]<Ezra Nightwalker> how did I leave Itan
[100]<Jekyll> LOL
[100]<Kopia Onol> come to PAPA TOASTER F*CKBOI
[100]<VODR>[VO-Discord]<weasy>you are the second person to do that in as many days!

Definitely NOT a funny quote.

<Golgo 13, The Professional> I rather not have to chase people to the docks a billion times

The irony of pimento cheese



https://imgur.com/a/d2m9MId

[100] <Blackhawk Entertainment> if you nut in space it propells u backward
[100] <Blackhawk Entertainment> nuttins third law

<antibody> the reason that America sucks, is that everyone that knows how to run it is too busy playing online games.

...i swear i've seen that said in VO before...

[100] <Coldskull> u said. once " I work at a garage" or somethin like that...so i know ur male :P
[100] [NWO] <Heinii> thats sexist, Coldskull.
[100] <Coldskull> No...just observation
[100] <Coldskull> from what i see around the world :P
[100] [NWO] <Heinii> there cant be she without he
[100] <Coldskull> dude....dont be a creep.
[100] <Custard> ...I think the one with least experience with women might just be in the wrong... can you tell which it is yet?
[100] <Custard> Well I think Coldskull just might be a virgin, if this helps.
[100] [NWO] <Heinii> Coldskull is just another 40yr old dude in his mother's basement
[100] [NWO] <Heinii> he gets his daily talk with women from the nearest McDonalds
[100] <Coldskull> Heinii....thats rude
[100] <Coldskull> im 21

[100] [TRI] <Shugi Kroto> hey, subject change: I just had my car rear-ended by some crazy drunk while it was parked in front of my house O.O
[100] [TRI] <Shugi Kroto> ...shoved it 25ft!
[100] [TRI] <Shugi Kroto> ....alll fukked up
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> lulz "Shugi Kroto" I got rolled into in my rear end by some old bat who forgot to keep her foot on the brakes at the light like a month ago
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> in front of a state trooper no less, she pulls out from behind me and eats a red, and he just sits there
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> I mean, she only idled into me, and didn't even leave a mark, but damn breh
[100] [TRI] <Shugi Kroto> oh,man, this crazy drunk bitch missed hitting my neighbot head-on so she could plow into my van, whip a u-ie into the neighbor's yard across the street, and the
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> savage
[100] [TRI] <Shugi Kroto> then sped offf
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> I've been apart of a high speed chase once after witnessing something along those lines
[100] [TRI] <Shugi Kroto> luckily, i got some stand-up neighbors that hopped in their car and chased her down and led the cops to her
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> yep
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> Local news tried to interview me a couple of times
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> told em to fuck right off
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> on camera
[100] [TRI] <Shugi Kroto> he got big tin of xmas goodies ;)
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> lulz
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> Was in my Acura, coming home late at night, two lane state road in the middle of the sticks
[100] [TGFT] <tsreknor> srsly? an Acura?
[100] [TRI] <Shugi Kroto> sounds like an excellent setup
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> Floating right above 75, got a white explorer about 40 feet ahead of me
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> I'm in the right lane, she's in the left
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> Outta nowhere, bright headlights behind me, and getting brighter, fast
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> Dodge 2500 lifted with bash bar, going about a buck twenty
[100] [TRI] <Shugi Kroto> fuuuuuk
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> in my lane
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> Down shift from 5 to 4 and hit vtec
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> pull to the side, sliding all over the place in the wet grass
[100] <VODR> [VO-Discord]<Buster>Acuras have Vtec?
[100] [TRI] <Shugi Kroto> duh
[100] <VODR> [VO-Discord]<Buster>Thought only hondas did
[100] <VODR> [VO-Discord]<Buster>Ah well, carry on :)
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> somehow get back on the road, to see the guy drift to the left lane, and RAPE the rear end of the explorer
[100] [TRI] <Shugi Kroto> Acura = Honda
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> Acura TL, 2001
[100] <VODR> [VO-Discord]<Buster>Derp
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> Type S
[100] <VODR> [VO-Discord]<Buster>Brainfart xD
[100] [TGFT] <tsreknor> HONDA ?????????????
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> Dude does NOT stop
[100] [TRI] <Shugi Kroto> damn
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> Im watching everything disintigrate, sparks, fire, smoke, pieces of metal and plastic going everywhere
[100] <VODR> [VO-Discord]<Nihilus>someone say something about smoke?
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> my windshield eats a good piece of something, stabs into it
[100] <VODR> [VO-Discord]<Nihilus>good idea
[100] [TGFT] <tsreknor> that would be "disintegrate"
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> I'm drunk go away
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> anyways
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> dude like, rolls down to like
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> 50mph
[100] [TRI] <Shugi Kroto> i concur, Nihilus
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> You can hear the rodknock
[100] [TRI] <Shugi Kroto> dude...what a fukkup
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> dude floors it, shits out all his coolant and sets his front end on fire
[100] <VODR> [VO-Discord]<Buster>Yeah, who drives a Chevy? XD
[100] [TRI] <Shugi Kroto> omg
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> I let him go
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> since he won't get far
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> I pull over
[100] <VODR> [VO-Discord]<Buster>Karma xD
[100] [TGFT] <tsreknor> for that matter, who drives a Honda?
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> blonde fat chick rolls out, in pain
[100] <VODR> [VO-Discord]<Buster>Agreed ts
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> I don't get out of my car, I yell "You okay?"
[100] [TRI] <Shugi Kroto> hey... i still got a nine-duce accord, bro ;)
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> She screams no, two other people have now catched up, and are pulled over
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> I'm in the middle grass now
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> dude is long gone
[100] [TRI] <Shugi Kroto> dude, what a scene
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> I'm about to get out, and what do I hear in the distance?
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> BLAP BLAP BLAP BLAP BLAP
[100] [TRI] <Shugi Kroto> cops?
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> Dude flys by, like 60 seconds after he dipped, full blown rodknock
[100] <VODR> [VO-Discord]<Buster>Lol
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> going like, a buck twenty again
[100] [TRI] <Shugi Kroto> fukkin drunk as hell
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> yeah he was
[100] <VODR> [VO-Discord]<Buster>He change direction?
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> lot more than that but that comes later
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> Yep, he hopped to the other side of the road
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> trying to go the direction where he lives
[100] <VODR> [VO-Discord]<Buster>Smh
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> So, I yell at the lady
[100] [TRI] <Shugi Kroto> omfn jeebus
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> "Want me to chase?"
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> She yells "I don't care ahhhhhhhpain"
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> I look in the backseat, and I see a babyseat
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> vtec gets hit, and I start chasing the guy, with the cops on the phone
[100] <VODR> [VO-Discord]<Buster>O_O
[100] [TRI] <Shugi Kroto> and it's on like donkey-kong
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> chase the guy for about a half mile, props to dodge for making a strong engine
[100] <VODR> [VO-Discord]<Buster>Lol
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> His truck was absolutely sunk in the front, no coolant, and it didn't die
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> and had powrer
[100] <VODR> [VO-Discord]<Buster>Lol
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> We're at like a buck fourty at this point
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> I start getting closer, for the plate
[100] [TRI] <Shugi Kroto> idk... i towed a LOT of ram trucks when i was a "viehicle relocation engineer" ;)
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> bang bang bang dude leans out of his truck and fires off three rounds from a pistol in my general direction
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> cops litterally say "Are those gunshots"
[100] <VODR> [VO-Discord]<Buster>Shugi was a tow truck driver?
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> on the phone
[100] [TRI] <Shugi Kroto> what.....the.......fuuuuuk
[100] [TRI] <Shugi Kroto> yes
[100] <VODR> [VO-Discord]<Buster>Cool
[100] [TRI] <Shugi Kroto> flatbed and wrecker ;)
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> I back up about 50 feet, but maintain distance because I'm a pro at distance control ya mobile scrubs
[100] <VODR> [VO-Discord]<Buster>Noice
[100] [TRI] <Shugi Kroto> lulz
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> chase the dude for about a mile, dude is full blown engine pushing it to its death
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> We're getting to populated part of road
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> 6 cars ahead, I start flashing high beams and the horn
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> he does not slow down
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> bang he fires again
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> this time, I can see the unburnt powder
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> hes aiming at me
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> we cross a bridge, and are now in "town"
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> helicopter is now on his ass
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> Helicopter puts its floodlight on me, and the guy, and stays on the guy
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> we eat a light, and nearly die
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> dude out of nowhere, going at least 90mph, jumps a curb into a field like the dukes of hazzard
[100] <VODR> [VO-Discord]<Buster>Lol
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> goes about, 30 feet, and stops
[100] [TRI] <Shugi Kroto> fuk, dude, this is insanre, but i'm lovin this story
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> gets out of the car
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> its' dark as shit, pitch black, car is smoking and fire to hell, dude kinda like, walks towards me for two or three steps in my direction, I'm on the side of
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> road
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> in DIRECT communication with the helicopter
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> It was like, a 6 way call with different police
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> Felt like I was playing arma or something, I put the helicopter right on the guy, dude starts running into the dark
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> 10 seconds later, 15 cop cars all around me
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> dude at that point was already back in his truck, and starts moving again
[100] [TRI] <Shugi Kroto> fukker
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> dude goes drives into thicker woods, and I don't follow and the cops don't either
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> like, 6 K-9's pull up
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> They start searching, and find some houses behind the wooded field
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> dude called his family, and told them to open the garage door and he rammed his truck right into it full of shit
[100] [TRI] <Shugi Kroto> well, shit yeah.. dude has fired rounds...cops are after his ass
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> and then slammed the door behind him
[100] <VODR> [VO-Discord]<Buster>When and where was this golgo. I'd love to see you say fuckoff to the camera
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> dude ALMOST set his house on fire
[100] Courier we need "Golgo 13, The Professional" to make a book about it :/
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> After a while, the figure out the garage blowing shit tons of smoke and fire is the guy
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> they*
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> they pull him out, turn out the fire in the garage, I hop in the backseat of a cop car for the first time not bein in trouble
[100] Courier eats popcorn
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> I leave my car there, with a prerolled blunt in the ash tray
[100] [TGFT] <Courier> fuck it that deserves a movie
[100] <VODR> [VO-Discord]<Buster>Yeah lol
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> They drive me to the guys house, I witness all the above, they pull the guy out, put the flood light on his face, I ID him, and then chill with 20 or so cops
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> for like a half hour, and then bounce to my house and get blazed
[100] <raybondo> hello everyone
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> Hi god
[100] <VODR> [VO-Discord]<Buster>Hey ray
[100] [TGFT] <Courier> hello god
[100] <raybondo> we will be doing a quick server restart to fix some NPC behaviour issues
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> The next morning, at like fuckin 6am I get a knock on my door
[100] <Gaming099> what
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> The local news has the full setup outside
[100] <zizou1999> hello goode
[100] [TGFT] <Courier> ray an ncp capella is stuck in latos o-12
[100] <raybondo> stuck how?
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> I open the door, shirtless, in my underwear, hungover, and tell them to go fuck themselves and then close the door.
[100] [TGFT] <Courier> ask gues
[100] [TGFT] <Courier> i think it just stays there
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> They sit outside my house for like an hour, and then they leave
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> A couple of hours later, the story is up on the TV, and a little bit later an update story with the lady that got hit, saying I'm a hero or some shit
[100] <raybondo> I don't see any ships in latos o-12
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> The next day, they come around 1pm, and I tell them the shit I told them last time, "Please, go fuck yourselves sideways"
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> That time, I was on camera
[100] [TGFT] <Courier> oh its probabby despawend now
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> I pressed charges on the guy
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> dude sees my face on TV, I see him in court, he looks at me the entire time, knows my address, and lives like, 4 mins from my house.
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[100] <Gaming099> oof
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> He was charged with multiple felonies
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> Bail was like, 1m USD and he did post it
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> Still dealing with this, it's ongoing.
[100] [MET] <Esson Remor> happy holidays raybondo
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> Was worth it, I never had more fun in my life.
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> ;)
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> I didn't get in trouble for chasing him, or eating a red light.
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> I could have
[100] <VODR> [VO-Discord]<Wash>you are so full of shit
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> Are you sure wash?
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> Want to place a bet on it?
[100] <VODR> [VO-Discord]<Wash>quite
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> How about, 10b, you have that right?
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> Ah, not so vocal now huh..
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[100] <VODR> [VO-Discord]<Wash>my next response would end hte relay in its curetn state
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> Yeah, that's what I thought.
[100] <VODR> [VO-Discord]<Buster>Where was this golgo?
[100] <VODR> [VO-Discord]<Wash>you woulndn't know an original thought if it walked up and bit you in the ass
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[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> I'll litterally self-dox myself completely if Wash is willing to place a 10b bet on it.
[100] <raybondo> if it were true, would the news have the report on their web site?
[100] <VODR> [VO-Discord]<Buster>Yeah
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> Not only that, the local police as well
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[100] <VODR> [VO-Discord]<Buster>So give us a link, simple lol
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> Along with the subpoena I got
[100] <VODR> [VO-Discord]<cSc>But then we'd know where he lives.
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[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> If I link you, it will be easy to figure out my home address, wash, you've got a big mouth and love abusing discord.
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> Put your money where your mouth is.
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> 10b
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> We can use raybondo as a middleman.
[100] <VODR> [VO-Discord]<cSc>But why would you give details. Surely there aren't very many instances and we could find you anyway
[100] <raybondo> i could look it up
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> You can!
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[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> Interested wash?
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> This is your chance to prove I'm full of shit, you should take it dude.
[100] <VODR> [VO-Discord]<Wash>The only thing I;m interested in is which pool I win first
[100] <serco a.i bounty hunter> any one know how to reset oculus go controller
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[100] <serco a.i bounty hunter> default dont work
[100] <raybondo> should be able to hold the oculus button down i think
[100] <VODR> [VO-Discord]<cSc>Not sure. I don't own one
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[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> So you accept my offer Wash? Or did you put your foot in your mouth per usual?
[100] <VODR> [VO-Discord]<cSc>Npc collision avoidance issues?
[100] <serco a.i bounty hunter> lmao my thrusters dont work
[100] <raybondo> the bots would fail to avoid each other so end up clustering
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[100] <VODR> [VO-Discord]<cSc>Oh. Didn't notice that. Saw they hit run into roids a lot lately though
[100] <raybondo> that too
[100] <Gaming099> what are NPC Collision Issues
[100] <raybondo> they weren't avoiding things, just ramming into them
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[100] <Gaming099> ok
[100] [TGFT] <Courier> lol
[100] <VODR> [VO-Discord]<cSc>Hey raybondo, are there any settings I could try changing to fix a frame rate drop on PC? It's only if I'm facing a station.
[100] <Gaming099> cSc thats lag
[100] <zenriderx> good night~~~
[100] <zizou1999> go fix mission texte sound
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[100] <Gaming099> I hate that lag with my laptop lol
[100] <Gaming099> I play on my iPad by default cuz of it
[100] <Gaming099> whenever I face a busy station its hella lag
[100] <VODR> [VO-Discord]<cSc>I saw the patch note for a similar problem on mobile and wasn't sure if I should open a ticket for it.
Disconnected
+sector Connected
[100] <VODR> [VO-Discord]<ScotiaKnight>whee
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> Who was first?
[100] <Pappa Smirf> did the server just crash or was it me ?
[100] <Phantom 10> Yeah It did
[100] <VODR> [VO-Discord]<ScotiaKnight>it was rebooted.
[100] <raybondo> we did a restart
[100] <Phantom 10> Mhm
[100] <Pappa Smirf> cost me a 300k pentric mission
[100] <raybondo> sorry, we did start a 15 minute warning countdown.
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> raybondo, who was the first person to login?
[100] <raybondo> VODR
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> oof better luck nexttime
[100] <Pappa Smirf> and im a noob
*sends documentation to ray*
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> So raybondo, does my story check out? It's a pretty interesting read.
[100] <raybondo> yes it does
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> cool ;)
[100] [GREY] <Golgo 13, The Professional> No hard feelings washy :D

Someone turn this guy off verbose mode.

No way,
"verbose mode" is hardcoded when you came back from the land of the deads.

:-D

[100] <Keith T. Maxwell-> This is strange
[100] <Keith T. Maxwell-> "Transparent Metal" doesnt show up on my mission board
[100] <Keith T. Maxwell-> any ideas as to why?
[100] <Sherpa> It's hard to see?
[100] <Keith T. Maxwell-> no
[100] <Nahin Lor> lol
[100] <Keith T. Maxwell-> Its a mission