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May 01, 2017 Faille Corvelle link
So, when is the port to that iWatch thing happening? Cos I can't play VO on enough devices yet...
May 01, 2017 TheRedSpy link
That's marked for Vendetta 4.0. Important advances in medical science will need to be made, however, in order to keep Incarnate alive for the release date.
May 02, 2017 Luxen link
Wasnt that device a flop? I think VO should be released on the TI-84 CE, to prove it really can run on bricks. Ditching sound and texture files should help reduce filesize a bit, right?
May 03, 2017 Barktooth link
Wouldn't it be impossible to play on that thing? I guess you could chat, maybe... But fly? And pew??
May 03, 2017 anthonsh12 link
Theyd be at a slight competitive disadvantage.
May 03, 2017 Faille Corvelle link
I imagine its nothing g a good wifi controller and some strong reading glasses wouldn't solve...
May 04, 2017 Stella Bovinus Collective link
You can play VO on iWatch with the awesome new haptic technology UI/UX I am working on now.

You will look like a madman on a street blowing in your phone, yelling pew pew and swinging your head left-right-up-down but it won't be a big deal considering all the other morons that prowl the streets with their faces glued to their phones nowadays.
May 04, 2017 anthonsh12 link
I don't think the TI 84 has Wifi? Hrm... How to connect to the internet...
May 04, 2017 A-Dawg link
What about the plain ol' iPhone?
May 04, 2017 incarnate link
Our next target is the emerging vertical market of smart-refrigerators and microwave ovens. I think there's a whole untapped market of people looking to play a complex MMORPG on their microwave.
May 04, 2017 Darth Nihilus link
Yea, but then Obama might start wire-tapping the game. Not worth the risk, man...
May 04, 2017 anthonsh12 link
May 04, 2017 Mi5 link
I'll stick to my PC.
May 05, 2017 Luxen link
Antonsh12, Internet on a calculator is not only doable, its allready been done.

gCn with the Spark Core - WiFi

And, I cannot find the page of stuff about it, but if you prefer non-wifi connection, you can always link it to your PC in a variety of ways.
May 05, 2017 anthonsh12 link
I was going to suggest a usb link to a PC but then you might as well play on the PC. Lets not get silly here.
May 05, 2017 Savet link
Since silly was mentioned, I'm going to suggest an adult-friendly peripheral option for the game. We can have some Bluetooth enabled urethral sounds manufactured in china with tilt and accelerators built into the cap. The cap would also prevent over-insertion. For comfort and ergonomics, I recommend the sound be made from or coated in medical grade silicone and come with VO branded sterile lubricant. Players wearing a VR headset could connect the Bluetooth sound to their device and range of motion could be calibrated through a series of joystick warmup maneuvers.

For the female game population, we could offer a VO branded leather harness with a Doc Johnson Vac-u-lock dong in either cyberskin or jelly in a size and firmness that each pilot finds comfortable. Some DIY modifications might be necessary to create a channel for the Bluetooth sound to be seated inside the artificial "flight stick."

Additionally, players who wish to play as a team could allow another player to use the male player's flight stick. This would allow the male player to experience the range of motion used by the piloting player during intense dog-fights. It also adds a level of gratification to the game that in-game rewards simply cannot match while also adding a way to generate fatigue in furballs that would temporarily diminish pilot ability over a period of time following intense combat and flight stick manipulation.
May 05, 2017 Luxen link
...what the hell, Savet?
May 06, 2017 aaronund link
+1 Savet
May 06, 2017 Skytex link
Savet wins this thread. +1