<vo2> [100] <Carter G.> one sec im stuck in a ion stork

Ah yes, the ion stork, delivering misery to all players young and old.

17:11 vo2 [100] <Capt'N Blood> get yer kilt high heels and put some lipstick on Ecka
17:11 vo2 [100] <Ecka Estenk> heh , in yer fecking dreams "Capt'N Blood"
17:12 vo2 [100] <Linked Destinies> those are some weird dreams..
17:12 vo2 [100] <Ecka Estenk> indeed
17:12 vo2 [100] <Capt'N Blood> sry ma'e i dont dream 'bout pigs...even with lipstick
17:12 vo2 [100] <Ecka Estenk> I don't even waer lipstick in my own dreams ....
17:12 Panther !fuck I'd hope not
17:12 vo2 [100] <Capt'N Blood> maybe ye should
17:13 vo2 [100] <Ecka Estenk> well, not for about 40 years ....

antibody referring to Phoenix Alliance:

'what an appropriate name for a guild that spends so much time respawning'

16:01 Niki> when can we start a war with a guild that doesn't run away all the time?
16:01 Nahin> when one of those exists

[11:25] <vo2> [100] <Fleet Consumer> fight me c
[11:26] <Boda> !just shoot him its not hard
[11:26] <Savet> it is if he's excited
[11:27] <Boda> oh savet
[11:27] <Savet> it might even leak a little if he's really excited
[11:27] <Boda> you dirty boy

18:03 vo2 [1] <RLRKing> send me your snapchat girls
18:04 vo2 [1] <Boda Shandis> snapcaht me rlr: bighairyrichard6969
18:04 vo2 [1] <RLRKing> r u a girl

<shadow dominater> dude in real life i wouldev raped her

<shadow dominater> mabey ill rape tali instaed

<3 Gerty

11:47 vo2 [100] <andre_spadones39> holy crap valks are quick
11:47 vo2 [100] <Boda Shandis> niki
11:47 vo2 [100] <andre_spadones39> how am i supposed to aim that well
11:48 vo2 [100] <Boda Shandis> are you on lite sub or do you keep getting friend keys?
11:48 vo2 [100] <andre_spadones39> also that fight took way too long
11:48 vo2 [100] <andre_spadones39> lite sub
11:48 vo2 [100] <XLT> you can't keep getting friend keys
11:48 vo2 [100] <andre_spadones39> iOS though, so level 3 instead of 4
11:48 vo2 [100] <Boda Shandis> sure you can
11:48 vo2 [100] <Boda Shandis> its called using new accounts
11:48 vo2 [100] <Boda Shandis> ah lol
11:48 vo2 [100] <Boda Shandis> thats weird
11:48 vo2 [100] <XLT> well he's not using new accts
11:48 vo2 [100] <Sideburns> i'v got my lift hand on the floor... :)
11:48 vo2 [100] <Boda Shandis> yeah west he already said that
11:48 vo2 [100] <Gerty> some people have more than two nipples

[02:34] <CrazySpence> ok finebe that way
[02:34] * CrazySpence is now known as Reverliss
[02:36] * ARF is now known as Fleet_Consumer
[02:36] * You are now known as Boda_Shandis
[02:36] <Reverliss> I am a jerk and I hate humanity and want to saw off everyones head but I wont come out to do it
[02:37] <Fleet_Consumer> I can beat the hole univers with my phone 1v1 25 at a time!
[02:37] <Reverliss> no dude thats me
[02:37] <Fleet_Consumer> nuhuh i can too
[02:37] <Boda_Shandis> I'm commander of SKY and I like making the LT position get to Reverliss' head
[02:37] <Reverliss> whatever, respect me i am the LT OF SERCO
[02:37] * Fleet_Consumer backrolls and runs out of flares
[02:37] <Boda_Shandis> so he can bitch and whine
[02:38] * Boda_Shandis runs ships and never engages
[02:38] * Boda_Shandis is the new dirty 'ore

meh I killed four of you while i was running ships and not engaging. Keep whinging , it's all you're good at, costermonger.

I don't think that exchange was really funny enough to be posted here.

" It should matter in the heat of battle that you died more than just the time it takes you to turbo in from an in-system station to immediately rejoin and since the developers aren't interested in making death permanent or effect your license/etc, a cool down is quite effective."

Cellsafemode / Darthender

I guess it's funny because it's true. Which means the original must be hilarious.
http://www.vendetta-online.com/h/faq_gameplay.html#death

No, we do not currently have, or plan on, anything like permanent character death. We do not see it as significantly beneficial to the game. There are repurcussions of death, and it can be expected that those will evolve, and change, and perhaps become more of a factor as time goes on. For the moment, lives are pretty expendable, and that's for the best in the current state of the game.

- Guild Software

RED is an exclusive guild, but its not dead. - TheRedSpy

It's funny because it implies that you would prefer them to make death permanent.

18:43 vo2 [100] <peytros> also everyone knows macs are better
18:43 vo2 [100] <Vigilance> hahaha
18:43 vo2 [100] <Vigilance> no
18:43 vo2 [100] <YT-1300> better paper weights
18:43 vo2 [100] <A-Dawg> lol
18:43 vo2 [100] <Vigilance> ^
18:44 vo2 [100] <peytros> using some knock off laptop screams of being a virgin with no taste
18:44 vo2 [100] <peytros> my macbook pro shows the world i am sophisticaed and virus free

Pey is great