:)

Or in game.

Dear crybaby trolls who don't play the game,
Sub up and shoot people or stfu and leave.

Thanks,
Everybody else

Dear Hypocrisyman,

Please help us save the village.

You're our only hope.

Regards,
The Damsel in Distress

You should play more Esp, it's ridiculous how little the Serco have been around.

Um, Duh. The game is designed in such a way that players are positioned to pick the UIT or Itani before Serco. That's why the red portion of the graph is so small and occasionally drops to zero.

its because the back story is written by itani IF IT HAD NOT IT WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN. THE GREATEST DECEPTION HERE IS THAT THIS IS NOT ONE NATION UNDER ITAN IF IT HAD BEEN IT WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN YOU CANNOT SERVE TWO MASTERS PRAISE BE TO LADY SERCO

You don't really want me to come back do you? Or maybe I already am...

We totes want you back, the more anti-carebears the better!

Impavid it's pretty clear you're not back:

- No one recently has stolen 9 billion credits
- No one recently has tried to cheat the game then justify it as "for the good of everyone / I'm just testing it!" ....despite not having alerted anyone of the bug until you were caught red handed (though I am still shocked the devs managed to even identify you as the culprit-- such a brilliant criminal mastermind would surely have covered his tracks??)
- No one has been endlessly droning on about their secret/brilliant espionage missions on the forums or ingame.

you're always the first person to open their fat mouth about whatever you're up to, just to make sure we're all aware of it. so until your shady, mysterious, arrogant posts actually allude to the 'genius' scheme you're up to (spoiler alert: he's gonna infiltrate VPR or TGFT again, because those trusting bastards had it coming!!), it's pretty safe to say you actually AREN'T playing the game you continually deride.

Clearly I am more of a badass than Impavid. I'd never try to justify cheating as for the good of everyone, it's to kick your asses and if you don't like it SUFFER!

Also I have been droning on about my espionage missions, but tsreknor still can't find my TCFT2 account.

See? Proof that Espionage cheats. The reason he's been inactive is probably because he got kicked or something

You're right Snk, undeniable proof right there. Lock me away!

And execute him!

I was in viper for 5 months before voluntarily exposing myself.

Also, I am petros and strat.... And incarnate.

....and pup!

before voluntarily exposing myself

Every damn time I close my eyes...

... thanks for the visual strat

Strat said he didn't know they got that big

Where's that tukz newbie, he needs to read this case study in the maturity of the vendetta online community.