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Genka Is [Syn]n00b!
Yes, it is true. To your own astonishment and anxiety! Genka is in fact, [Syn]n00b. The notorious griefer and ringleader of BLAK. Now you say, "I don't even see BLAK online anymore." But I tell you! They are, they are all around you! Waiting for you to let your guard down over your monies and cappies and friend keys! Genka wants nothing more than for you to think of himself as a harnless troll. But wake up people! The reality is that he is the worst griefer the game has ever seen, he is the notorious [Syn]n00b from alpha who went around blowing up newbs and railing traders without a hail! And the devs sit by and do nothing, I have made dozens of bug reports saying we need a patch that bans genka! And what do I get? I get love letters from waylon, I mean what the heck he isn't even a dev anymore, do you think I am stupid? That I will blush and turn away when you send me these letters? NO. It is time the people know the truth!
The devs are in fact the black lance guild, how else is all of this explained? So that must mean that Genka is in fact a shadow dev! He has access to parts of the game that we do not! This is how he is able to grief so effectively and tug on the strings of the infamous BLAK guild. This also explains why the devs were so vehemently opposed to giving me a Vulture MKV! He was afraid of my power! But now *I* have the power, I have exposed your true identities! No longer will you be able to hide behind the veil of humble devs!
I petition you people to scream the truth from the roof tops! As I will likely be assassinated as I finish this and made into an armchair. Revolution!
P.S. Wingbug
The devs are in fact the black lance guild, how else is all of this explained? So that must mean that Genka is in fact a shadow dev! He has access to parts of the game that we do not! This is how he is able to grief so effectively and tug on the strings of the infamous BLAK guild. This also explains why the devs were so vehemently opposed to giving me a Vulture MKV! He was afraid of my power! But now *I* have the power, I have exposed your true identities! No longer will you be able to hide behind the veil of humble devs!
I petition you people to scream the truth from the roof tops! As I will likely be assassinated as I finish this and made into an armchair. Revolution!
P.S. Wingbug
...also, Icarus is n00bie
Dibs on the armchair! My old one is shot.
I'm totally glad it took you this long to figure that out.
I do need a replacement for my Itani-hyde chair...
"It's BLAK! Has to be. They're like 50-armed puppeteers, pulling their strings all over the galaxy, steering every one of us toward their own devious endgame!"
Should not this be belonging at most to (poor) Role Play or at least (DNGAF) off-topic?
and what to tell about all this fresh and so tender newbs griefing veterans with their utterly newbish question spam on 100 or by the way they lasciviously move their free bus six o'clock in nation capitol system sector daring even to explore those finest places in vo that are latos H2 and Edras B-11?
we wonder my thorny, yesss we wonder : )
and what to tell about all this fresh and so tender newbs griefing veterans with their utterly newbish question spam on 100 or by the way they lasciviously move their free bus six o'clock in nation capitol system sector daring even to explore those finest places in vo that are latos H2 and Edras B-11?
we wonder my thorny, yesss we wonder : )
b.t:
/me smiles while imagining how many people are slaughtering your beloved language in the world and how painful it must be for you hunny : )
me hopes ye be enjoyin' dis leather gag in that filthy mouth of yer . ^^
oh wait i mispelled "gag" : ]
me hopes ye be enjoyin' dis leather gag in that filthy mouth of yer . ^^
oh wait i mispelled "gag" : ]
Er , so, Like we didn't know?
By the way, my mother was at school withe Dame Edna Healy . Really . If you lot are going to bang on about obscure links to BLAK I'll witter on about my obscure links to chancellors of the exchequer passim.
Oh , and I once had tea with Barbara Castle. And Harold Wilson ( aye the prime minster in the mac ) gave me my degree.
All true, but in the context of vo , every vo alt is just another vo alt, pointless.
By the way, my mother was at school withe Dame Edna Healy . Really . If you lot are going to bang on about obscure links to BLAK I'll witter on about my obscure links to chancellors of the exchequer passim.
Oh , and I once had tea with Barbara Castle. And Harold Wilson ( aye the prime minster in the mac ) gave me my degree.
All true, but in the context of vo , every vo alt is just another vo alt, pointless.
hmm, andI have a nasty sneaking feeling Harold Wilson nicked my watch ....
This thread is an affront to all sorts of sensibilities about privacy!
I feel so violated, I'm even starting to feel a little bad about staring at Scarlett Johanson's ass, and that is not a feeling I would wish on anyone!
I just hope that something good will come out of this horrible and unkind invasion of my personal business: I hope the devs will see this as a call to implement some counter-bot measures.
In fact, I want to ride the high horse of victimisation as far as I can get it, so here's my clever idea:
Crowd-source moderation! Instead of having a few trusted and responsible player guides, why not make everyone a guide? That way, any infractions, such as being a spying bot, can be dealt with right away by the affected players! This is clearly a superior solution, and has a good chance of pushing VO into the brave new world web 2.0! Surely being a modern game is important?
Well, it's a better idea than an "anti-bot missile" anyway.
I feel so violated, I'm even starting to feel a little bad about staring at Scarlett Johanson's ass, and that is not a feeling I would wish on anyone!
I just hope that something good will come out of this horrible and unkind invasion of my personal business: I hope the devs will see this as a call to implement some counter-bot measures.
In fact, I want to ride the high horse of victimisation as far as I can get it, so here's my clever idea:
Crowd-source moderation! Instead of having a few trusted and responsible player guides, why not make everyone a guide? That way, any infractions, such as being a spying bot, can be dealt with right away by the affected players! This is clearly a superior solution, and has a good chance of pushing VO into the brave new world web 2.0! Surely being a modern game is important?
Well, it's a better idea than an "anti-bot missile" anyway.
Can I be Obsidian?
You aren't?
You think the devs made the game for the entertainment of others? They made it to play, and then they wanted more targets to shoot at. And when they tricked people into paying to be targets, they discovered that they suck, so they started cheating. Yep! You are paying rl cash to be targets for people that cheat at their own game.
Mecha is kinda slow huh?
Mecha is kinda slow huh?
On an additional note, I am tumblemonster.
No, I, LQI, am tumblemonster.
Hold on a minute, I am the holder of the coconut bra. I have pics of LQI wearing it ...
So er, if , lecter is LQI he is doing a severe manwax, or somewhere there is a bra contents widget .
And by holding I mean I have it in my inventory, not actually holding ...
Ok, Ecka, ye are in a hole . quit digging ...
So er, if , lecter is LQI he is doing a severe manwax, or somewhere there is a bra contents widget .
And by holding I mean I have it in my inventory, not actually holding ...
Ok, Ecka, ye are in a hole . quit digging ...
Only thing that comes to mind as for the original post is, «No shit, Sherlock!»
The only thing that comes to mind when I see upper case is newbface