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Apr 26, 2011 Impavid link
Sun 11:46PM Whistler

Nope, revisionism won't save you. I'm holding you to the facts.

Your mocking thread of March 12, 2011 was entitled "Capship stations will have to wait a year". Stations. Now there is one. You don't get to saunter back in like that without having a little crow dished up for you.

Mon 02:34AM Impavid

Oh Whistler, are you referring to the thread you deleted? The one that maybe struck a little close to home? Perhaps you'll restore it so everyone can share and enjoy? Thought not. Is that big ugly ass station a cap ship station? Is it done? Does it have textures? Does it have a point?

I'm not revising anything. I posted that thread (which you DELETED) after inc posted that cap ship stations will have to wait a week. You know, same ol' shit, different day (I'm not sure about that date precisely since you DELETED THE THREAD).

Whistler, do you eat rainbows?

Actually, Whistler, don't bother, I kept a copy. I'll repost it for everyone to enjoy. Are you going to delete this too?

Thread Title: Capship will have to wait a Year.

"I was trying to get them done for this year, but there are still some technical problems, A1kon quit and he was the only dev with any programming prowess, and we wanted to fail on another platform first. So it will have to wait until next year. It's important to get the "giant station" assets' paint jobs completely right, because the 5 people on android only have a few hundred pixels available to them, and while they're busy not being able to fight or steer we want them to have something pretty to look at. I don't want to have to patch a zillion new android devices when they hit retail, but luckily I won't have to because after a few minutes of the free trial they'll realize a twitch based space MMO has no place on a mobile platform, and 10$ is too much for a standalone mobile app, much less a monthly subscription fee.

So, yet another delay, but you all expected it anyway, so this post is redundant. "

Mon 03:18AM Whistler

LOL! You left a word out there. The thread is still in the trash folder. I won't restore it because you'll just accuse me of editing it anyway, but those who read it at the time will know what you've done. The important part is that you were ashamed enough to change it. I expected a cleverer response along the lines of "well it's not a cappy station until there's a cap ship built in it", but you have failed miserably for all to see. You are fortunate to have a voice here - it's a shame that you waste it so.
Apr 28, 2011 abortretryfail link
Quit tooting your own horn Impavid. That's not funny at all.
Apr 28, 2011 abortretryfail link
11:49 (system) [Bractus G-10] <oldbird> system chirp
11:52 (system) [Bractus J-10] <oldbird> system chirp
11:59 (system) [Bractus L-7] <oldbird> system chirp
12:00 (system) [Bractus N-3] <oldbird> system chirp
12:04 (system) [Bractus O-5] <oldbird> system chirp
12:04 (system) [Bractus P-3] <oldbird> system chirp
12:05 (system) [Bractus O-10] <oldbird> system chirp
12:06 (system) [Bractus N-12] <oldbird> system chirp
12:10 (system) [Bractus O-9] <oldbird> system chirp
CHIRP
12:11 (system) [Bractus O-9] <oldbird> system chirp
CHIRP CHIRP
12:11 (system) [Bractus O-9] <oldbird> system chirp
CHIRP
Apr 28, 2011 Impavid link
Yes it is funny. You know what's funnier? Whistler will delete a thread that mocks the devs, but only lock a series homophobic threads, leaving them in place for all to see.
Apr 28, 2011 tarenty link
Someone seems butthurt...
Apr 29, 2011 Lord~spidey link
I like to think of the locked jlmvicus threads as crucifixes for his idiocy.
May 06, 2011 meesorb1t link
[Illicit link deleted and reported to the developers] -Whistler
May 06, 2011 space999999 link
Whistler, that's porn (delete?). Watch out, it's pretty frightening, but funny.
May 06, 2011 ryan reign link
It's also loaded with virus's... how about a little moderation? Might not be outta line to break out the ban hammer either.
May 06, 2011 Impavid link
whistler only moderates when a post or thread is critical of the devs failures.
May 06, 2011 Whistler link
...or when I'm not at work behind a massive firewall that does not permit access to the VO website and is able to detect tunneling. Thanks for the heads-up space999999
May 24, 2011 tarenty link
May 24, 2011 TerranAmbassador link
Hilarious AND highly disturbing at the same time. A combination that is VERY hard to get right. I literally laughed out loud at that.
May 25, 2011 Kierky link
http://www.vendetta-online.com/x/msgboard/1/24925#307614

Not to post steal, but thats the direct posters link to it.
May 27, 2011 Alloh link
[Fri May 27 21:32:17 2011] [100] <Ecka Estenk> I'm crap at fighting , and no-one will fight me ..
[Fri May 27 21:32:19 2011] Karun has entered the room.
[Fri May 27 21:32:23 2011] [100] <broncosis> currently it sounds like to morons with no vocabulay bantering back and forth
[Fri May 27 21:32:31 2011] [100] <Maxx Metal> I told ya you couldn't handle me verbally "Ecka Estenk" why don't ya take this time to go change yer depends , have a hot cup of tea, and ponder the error
[Fri May 27 21:32:31 2011] Karun has left the room.
[Fri May 27 21:32:39 2011] [100] <Maxx Metal> of your ways
[Fri May 27 21:32:47 2011] [100] <Ecka Estenk> vocabulary , surely ...
[Fri May 27 21:32:50 2011] [100] <takla> well broncosis you just joined in so your in no position to judge
Karun: Left the sector.
Karun has left the sector
[Fri May 27 21:33:50 2011] [100] <Ecka Estenk> "Maxx Metal" , it is not a game of debate , it is a game of combat . bring a gun ...
[Fri May 27 21:33:59 2011] [100] <ZZZZakZZZZok> BOOM
May 28, 2011 Capt.Waffles link
[Fri May 27 23:28:17 2011] [100] <WoS> next time your sucking Eckas #$%^ Star think of me
[Fri May 27 23:28:41 2011] [100] <Star Buck> i always do
May 28, 2011 vskye link
Just goes to show ya the ITAN guild has gone to a new low point.
May 28, 2011 Capt.Waffles link
I get what I want, regardless of your standards.... <.< >.>
May 28, 2011 davejohn link
still waiting for maxx to turn up with a gun ...dunno why he added the bit about zzz , it had nothing to do with the conversation ..
May 30, 2011 Alloh link
You are reading it seriously... then BOOM became a punchline... totally unrelated, but fits