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Jul 12, 2009 Shadoen link
Wait what? I still dont understand.
How/why did you kill him using a repair weapon? Isnt that also against EMS policy?
You are a bad paramedic, and you should feel bad >:(
Jul 12, 2009 elvis777 link
First off, as stated before Shadoen, I AM NEVER ARMED IN B8. I had my rep gun in my standard EMS setup: Hound with rep mrk2, and storm radar extender. I did NOT "kill" him. He rammed my ship, was at 7% and then self destructed. The only shots fired by me were rep gun blasts, trying to repair his ship before he rammed me. And I ALWAYS feel bad about those I couldn't help...

Lecter, just 'cause I was drinking, doesn't mean that Maalik's suicide should count against my stats. When he sidled up close in his ship at 7%, I thought he had changed his mind on my offer to repair him. My brain wasn't in gear to think "Hmmm, Maalik refused my repair offer. Now he's speeding over at me. Huh, he rammed me and my HUD flashed red. Maybe he's trying to pawn off his suicide to me as a PK..." This thinking didn't happen, mostly because no one's every done such a thing to me, and I hadn't seen it done to any others.

In this I am guiltless, and will comment no further on it.
The End.
Jul 13, 2009 Dr. Lecter link
You realize, of course, that if you succeed in un-popping your cherry here, you'll simply attract more people wishing to give you a PK. And the Devs can't be running around unfucking your stats all the time.

Suck it up and deal: Maalik owned you.
Jul 13, 2009 Professor Chaos link
Wow, this is hilarious! Lecter is exactly right: I want to do that now, haha.
Jul 13, 2009 Shadoen link
ELVISSS!
You murderer! >:O
Jul 13, 2009 Rejected link
Don't worry elvis, as a doctor, the first guy you kill is a tough experience. but there's no use in feeling upset about it, because you're probably going to kill someone else later.
Jul 13, 2009 Breazle link
If maalik rammed elvis then he shouldnt have even got a kill maalik should just have had a +1 for his death
Jul 13, 2009 MSKanaka link
Does Maalik's family have any plans to sue for malpractice?
Jul 13, 2009 ryan reign link
Please do not close this thread... Elvis is a pacifist and needs time and help to heal from the obvious emotional pain he is clearly suffering.
Jul 13, 2009 toshiro link

Pacifist Craaash!

Bonus points if you get the reference.
Jul 14, 2009 elvis777 link
Thanks Ryan. I am still in quite a bit of shock and pain.

Hmmm, Tosh, Fist of the NorthStar?
Jul 14, 2009 Whistler link
Okay, I think we're done here.

Make a ticket if you are requesting dev intervention.