Lecter prefers to call it "a wardrobe", thankyouverymuch!

On topic, I'm completely against releasing names on the basis that they're witty for roleplay, unless it's a zero-level, broke character on an account that hasn't been used for two years.
Note "account", not "character". "used" includes forums.

That's my two beanz, anyway.

Well yeah, I suppose I agree with Demonen. I'll just have to get another "similar-to-Xenu" character.

But we'd need an L. Ron, Issac Hayes, a Tom Cruise, a bunch of SP's (SP #1, SP #2, etc.) Maybe a John Travolta, a few others. It'd be great!

For all we know, Xenu has been waiting those four years just to get in game and do what LeberDows has in mind.

Well, this does bring up a good point though.

Why are characters that haven't been used for years still around?

If you do your research you will find that the name Xemu is also acceptable. Don't know if it is taken as well. Careful though, you might end up with Wollenshiemer, and Lerma after you !

Knock it off. I don't want to log into the site and see a news post that GS was bought out by "The Church".

I also don't want to see the boys harassed by their thugs.

I think I'm going to start a guild: The Super Best Friends! I call dibs on Joseph Smith, since he's my historical leader; but Jesus, Moses, Buddha, Mohammad, Krishna and Sea Man are all up for grabs as far as I know. Did I leave anyone out? Also, new members not covered in the South Park episode are welcome!

Forget thee not thy Holy Flying Spaghetti Monster!

Hehe. Super-Best Friends it is.

On the one hand, my preferred name for online games, Mynt has been preserved in cryostasis for years before I decided to actually pay for the game.

On the other hand, my other (and more) preferred name for online games, Lyme, is forever lost in an unpaid account. Dare I pay $10 just to delete it?

I bet if it's in an account you set up yourself, the devs will let you delete it if you're paying for another account.

That gives me an idea. Perhaps they should make an automated system (I'm no programmer, but this doesn't seem like it should be to tough or time-consuming) that emails once a month everyone who has ever set up an account that hasn't been logged in to in the last six months. If you plan to ever return to the game, you can send a reply that will be logged by the server; otherwise if there's no reply within a month that account gets deleted and frees up any hoarded character names.

Now this is a suggestions thread.

FSM is so 2006.

Fine, then; don't become a pirate to stop global warming then.

/me moves away from Jakob LeMort in anticipation of his saucing!

Still Unsauced.

(Last night doesn't count. Self-inflicted.)

Other than home-made, Rocotta Parmesan Prego is the best sauce. I use it in all my saucings. Really works well in a drive-by. This is off-topic now, I think.

Xenu makes his own pasta and fills it with vitamins, the perfect food! Oh, and Xenu would totally kick FSM's ass. Cause he'd trick FSM into waiting to fight him near an active volcano, and then detonate a thermonuclear device in it, slaughtering him.

Then he'd fly away in his spaceship/replica DC-8, laughing to himself.

I doubt even Xenu could detect the undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster. Also, what are Xenu's thoughts on pirates? Because if he outlaws pirates, he's going to have to deal with global warming all by himself.

Xenu is anti-pirate?

I don't know, that's what I'm asking. Big trouble if he is.