<insert usual whining about ananzi here>

what are you whining about

2.5/10

2.0/10, mainly because it wasn't presented in limerick or haiku form.

people whine in the forum
without keeping proper decorum
the posts start to flood
they're redder than blood
when one locks there's surely five moreofem

degrading flame-fests ensue
dont worry, guides know what to do
they'll lock up your thread
so fast that your head
will be itself into stew

I took a stab at haiku with Bean; that's gotta be some points.

<rolls eyes and locks>