She died tonight at 9:17PM EST and will be sorely missed.

<sigh> And you all were having such fun with the funny alt names...

*sniff*

tis back!

It's alive!

lies

[ ] El Nino
[x] a1k0n
[x] Antz

What. The. Fuck.

I heard tell of slander to the family name....

Sorry, yes, it was me. It was an accident. Won't happen again.

Whoa! WHAAAT? Is this like the time *I* crashed the server?

Antz made the universe explode!

Wait, what did Antz do?

I was sitting at my desk in PA HQ, enjoying a drink. I then accidentally knocked the glass over, and it fell onto the Armageddon button I had recently installed in the desk. Precautions have been taken and it now has one of those fancy plastic covers over it so I can not press it by accident. The universe is safe once more.

i TOLD you we needed more than just a "don't touch button" sign.

Maybe if you push it, a warning pops up "Please don't press this button again."

NINNY ATTACK!!!!

No, a dialog box pops up saying:

--ARMAGEDDON SELF DESTRUCT v 0.92--
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| Are You Sure?
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| {Yes} [No]
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