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"One of the most well known and sobering (though the cause is rarely sober per se) incidents of the last few decades was the conversion of the popular but often inebrieted (re: drunk off his ass) member of the intergalactic community known colloquilly as "Leebs." Several facts about this mysterious entity have come to light in recent years due to the efforts of far-ranging Guide researchers:
1. Leebs experiences a rare disease afflicting members of a very small population (after the construction-related loss of that population's homeworld) known in the local tongue as skitz 'O frenya. Several sources say he can refer to his other personalities without undue discomfort and has been known to drink and recite fanatical phrases in the name of a delusionary "Lady Serco", all in the space of a single evening.
2. He was not, nor ever will be, son of the twin headed monster of Megathraz-V
3. A common misconception is that there exist only three truly important reasons for a hitchhiking enthusiast to carry a towel at all times. The forth and least well known is this article's ability to efficiently clean up after religious/wine festivals at which the "Leebs" is usually in attendance."
-Updated GC 1450 Tamion LeChatlier.
Note: Tamion was last attempting to enter a alcohol related event with a rumored sighting of "Leebs". Reliable sources have been unable to discover his present whereabouts.
"One of the most well known and sobering (though the cause is rarely sober per se) incidents of the last few decades was the conversion of the popular but often inebrieted (re: drunk off his ass) member of the intergalactic community known colloquilly as "Leebs." Several facts about this mysterious entity have come to light in recent years due to the efforts of far-ranging Guide researchers:
1. Leebs experiences a rare disease afflicting members of a very small population (after the construction-related loss of that population's homeworld) known in the local tongue as skitz 'O frenya. Several sources say he can refer to his other personalities without undue discomfort and has been known to drink and recite fanatical phrases in the name of a delusionary "Lady Serco", all in the space of a single evening.
2. He was not, nor ever will be, son of the twin headed monster of Megathraz-V
3. A common misconception is that there exist only three truly important reasons for a hitchhiking enthusiast to carry a towel at all times. The forth and least well known is this article's ability to efficiently clean up after religious/wine festivals at which the "Leebs" is usually in attendance."
-Updated GC 1450 Tamion LeChatlier.
Note: Tamion was last attempting to enter a alcohol related event with a rumored sighting of "Leebs". Reliable sources have been unable to discover his present whereabouts.