Toshiro sold me on Nanny.

The "Duckling." Based on Toshiro's post, of course. And if you paint yours an awful color, the "Ugly Duckling." Which of course would grow up to be a very ugly duck.

I'm sorry to be so harsh, but it simply must be "Nanny". Otherwise, I'd have to pull a disappointed-WoW-beta-tester-stunt and threaten to leave and never come back unless everyone meet my demands.

Normally, I'd never consider that kind of depravation, but the "Nanny" handle opportunity is too good to be wasted

Nah, how about "Ninny"? None of this Nanny stuff.

But, Rev is the best so far in my book.

Ninny.... Vinny? 'Cause there's a "v-e-n" in there.

Oh, and Ion.... I was joking about calling it the "Duckling."

Oh, and Professor Chaos... I was absolutely serious about the Nanny. Absolutely. That was why I used the silly metaphor, and the overly serious tone, and words like "depravation" when discussing ship names in my favourite MMORPG... ;-)

No, wait, I'm confused, now that I think about it... did I mention the Duckling in my post? *lost*