I'd like to make sure that I'm NOT considered for guide status.
Imagine the chaos.

Andy: Hey, John, we need to talk.
John: What? I'm really busy putting the finishing touches on this player-controllable capship!
Andy: Leber's just not working out as a guide.
John: <sigh> what happened THIS time?
Andy: He accidentally transported every player to Metana G-12 on Saturday night and gave them 100 billion credits. Everyone bought everything they could. The economy's screwed.
John: Is that it?
Andy: No, he gave McDoogle forum admin permissions on the forums, and Mark changed a bunch of Michael's posts to read "I support George W. Bush!"
John: Alright, then. There's only one thing to do.
Andy: What's that?
John: You still have that garbage truck? Here's his address. Make sure there are no witnesses.

LOL

Remember, Leber. You have to pay for the gas when Andy gets there. It's the right thing to do.

Hahah Leber, no ammount of pizza would fix that :P