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Meh, the recording is probobly forged. And even if it was genuine, ctishman, you chips-for-brains Serco would be so spent from conquering the Itani that your percious dominion would likely be annexed by Union Peace Keeping, before it could do the reverse.
Cue intro music from Red Alert.
duh nuh nuh, duh nuh nuh, DUH nuh nuh
love that music.
Union Peace Keeping? You gotta be out of your ship!!! Like they have ever done anything significant! They can't even stop the Order of Akan from goin through their systems.
duh nuh nuh, duh nuh nuh, DUH nuh nuh
love that music.
Union Peace Keeping? You gotta be out of your ship!!! Like they have ever done anything significant! They can't even stop the Order of Akan from goin through their systems.
Wait! I can hear myself in that! Sorta.
Nice :) Except for the begining part is a bit odd...
And he does sound like Hitler.....a 'Futuristic' Hitler...
What you need next is for him to smack on to the table =D
And he does sound like Hitler.....a 'Futuristic' Hitler...
What you need next is for him to smack on to the table =D
Hey, didn't Akan sound like a Hitler, rhetoric etc? Can you say "hypocrites"? I can. Hip-O-Crit. With me now...
Throughout Itani space, this telepathic message was received by all major news organizations. Many, if not all, Itani news services have chosen to reboradcast it throughout the sub-ether-net.
By triangulating the time at which the messages were received, the source appears to have come from Deneb. Upon investigation, a shimmering microscopic sphere of anti-time was found, still broadcasting faintly three days after the initial contact.
Analysis by Deep Blue of sensor readings taken from the odd sphere confirms the presence of unknown amounts of exotic matter, with substantial neutrino and y-particle signatures.
The message can be found here, made available for rebroadcast by the Coalition of Itan:
http://www.coalitionofitan.org/itan_images/truth.mp3
A transcript follows:
Itani high council chambers, February, 4475.
Terra II.
It has come to the attention of the Itani Galactic Council that, in a last-ditch attempt to influence the outcome of the first Serco conflict, a rogue terrorist group has sent a propaganda probe back in time before the surrender of Serco forces, to the year 4434.
The message erroneously suggests that, in 4475, the Serco have conquered most of known space and paints the Itani nation in an unflattering light. This crude attempt to influence history using a technology known as "radio" will not go unpunished. The band of Serco known as the Traditionalist Terror Troupe will be caught and imprisoned for violating causality law.
This beacon has been sent into the past to refute the propaganda until the flawed timestream can be purified of its effects, as much as possible without altering the multiverse.
Although we have never met, I hope you can sense the truth in my message. We cannot help you with what you must soon face, except to say that the future is not set. You must be stronger than you imagine you can be. You must survive, or we will never exist.
May you walk with Eo,
Jorandis Tekkar, First Prime of the Itani Galactic Council
The best itani scientists are still analyzing the method of telepathic implementation, but it appears that a technology very much like the neural spike was utilized. More news as events warrant, although it is interesting to note the reported location of the Itani High Council.
By triangulating the time at which the messages were received, the source appears to have come from Deneb. Upon investigation, a shimmering microscopic sphere of anti-time was found, still broadcasting faintly three days after the initial contact.
Analysis by Deep Blue of sensor readings taken from the odd sphere confirms the presence of unknown amounts of exotic matter, with substantial neutrino and y-particle signatures.
The message can be found here, made available for rebroadcast by the Coalition of Itan:
http://www.coalitionofitan.org/itan_images/truth.mp3
A transcript follows:
Itani high council chambers, February, 4475.
Terra II.
It has come to the attention of the Itani Galactic Council that, in a last-ditch attempt to influence the outcome of the first Serco conflict, a rogue terrorist group has sent a propaganda probe back in time before the surrender of Serco forces, to the year 4434.
The message erroneously suggests that, in 4475, the Serco have conquered most of known space and paints the Itani nation in an unflattering light. This crude attempt to influence history using a technology known as "radio" will not go unpunished. The band of Serco known as the Traditionalist Terror Troupe will be caught and imprisoned for violating causality law.
This beacon has been sent into the past to refute the propaganda until the flawed timestream can be purified of its effects, as much as possible without altering the multiverse.
Although we have never met, I hope you can sense the truth in my message. We cannot help you with what you must soon face, except to say that the future is not set. You must be stronger than you imagine you can be. You must survive, or we will never exist.
May you walk with Eo,
Jorandis Tekkar, First Prime of the Itani Galactic Council
The best itani scientists are still analyzing the method of telepathic implementation, but it appears that a technology very much like the neural spike was utilized. More news as events warrant, although it is interesting to note the reported location of the Itani High Council.
that one sounded kind of corny,
but good job though!
but good job though!
OOC: I was going for a kind of "Life of Brian" emperor blended with the Futuristic Council chamber scene from "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure"- I was VERY tempted to say "Wewease Woderwick!"
Ah I see. I can imagine you saying that, would have been quite amusing ^.^
OK here's the "Wewease Woderwick!"
http://www.coalitionofitan.org/itan_images/outtake.mp3
http://www.coalitionofitan.org/itan_images/outtake.mp3
hahahaha!
WOAH!!! IT ROCKS!!
it's nice when you can use school to support your hobbies.
it's nice when you can use school to support your hobbies.
Down with the TTT!
Apparently First Prime Tekkar's message was scrambled during transit. The complete, descrambled version is here.
http://genin.org/audio/therealtruth.mp3
http://genin.org/audio/therealtruth.mp3
LMAO!!!
"Violate Eo"
LOL!
"Violate Eo"
LOL!
haha!
What is this, a pissing contest where they're measuring how not-productive they can be with their free time?
... at least in Leber's case >_>
... at least in Leber's case >_>
Careful, or I'll be tempted to do a weekly radio show.
podcast! podcast!
Lady Serco demands offerings in the form of podcasts!
Lady Serco demands offerings in the form of podcasts!
This is hilarious! More! :-D