Demi-God

Ming: Grumpy Old Man in a space ship

Cmdr Seppukku

"My name is Ion the rogue and the coward. I've come to empty yer pockets and fill yer daughters"

Diplomat and Statesman, currently unavailable because of getting too 'friendly' with the natives.

I'm sure I'll get tired of the debauchery and return to work . . . eventually.