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Sep 07, 2005 Touriaus link
/me rips Leber's lips off.

snapshot: 16 players 2 Itani 6 serco 8 UIT.

That is from about an hour earlier than the post so it's not exactly a snapshot I guess.
Sep 07, 2005 Beolach link
12 players -- 3 Itani, 3 Serco, 6 UIT
Sep 07, 2005 terjekv link
uhm, lowest of the low? it's not hard to find timeslots without Sercos on. as for the averages, I think I posted those a while back: http://www.vendetta-online.com/x/msgboard/1/11415#134879
Sep 07, 2005 Dark Knight link
17 players -- 3 Itani, 6 Serco, 8 UIT
Sep 07, 2005 johnhawl218 link
Sep 08, 2005 Jona link
[rp rant]
I am but a freelancer, rogue and an occasional privateer, but I feel I must contribute with my views as an outsider and part of the Union.

Regardless of their past mistakes, the Itani of today seek only peace. And, while this might not sit well with the Serco and their injured honour and pride, that is the only thing that matters. A nation cannot be blamed for atrocities commited in the past. They should be judged by their current actions. Othwise, atonement would be impossible.

And the Itani of today want peace. They are even ready to make amends for their past mistakes. Perhaps the Akanese is just a decoy and hand-made excuse, and perhaps that scoutship did indeed pack a neutron bomb... I do not believe this to be the case, but even if it is, the Itani of today have no such desires or aggressions. If the Serco have their way, this war will continue until one or both nations are annihiliated.

And remember, to me and my brethren, this war is the most profitable source of income yet. And still, in spite of that, I hold these views. For a Union member, that is a significant sacrifice... ;-)
[/rp rant]
Sep 08, 2005 ctishman link
They want peace, or so they tell me as they batter my ship with rockets, as they attack our trader convoys and as they lay seige to our stations. How can this wanton violence show peaceful intent? If they truly wished peace, they would perform the following acts of restitution:

1) Cease all direct attacks on our trade convoys running between Sedina L-2 and Catequil Outpost.

2) Immediately desist from paying freelance pilots for the delivery of our convoy cargo to their territory, as such action is tantamount to state-sponsored terrorism.

3) Withdraw immediately from the captured territories in the Deneb system, leaving in its place an armed UIT peacekeeping force.

4) Acknowledge their attempted genocide upon the citizens of Serco Prime and make a formal statement of apology on the public newsnets.

Only when each and every term of this agreement is fulfilled will we accept a cease-fire, and begin to arrange for talks between our diplomats.
Sep 08, 2005 CrippledPidgeon link
There will be no peace, as long as Kirk lives.
Sep 08, 2005 moldyman link
ctishman, We have demands of our own. We demand that you:

1. Cease all direct attacks on our trade convoys running between Bractus and Coranis Watch.

2. Immediately desist from paying freelance pilots for the deliver of our convoy cargo to their territory, as such action is tantamount to state-sponsored terrorism.

3) Withdraw immediately from the captured territories in the Betheshee and Geira Reitilus systems, leaving in its place an armed UIT peacekeeping force. They were our colonies after all.

4) Acknowledge your continued genocide upon the citizens of Eo and make a formal statement of apology on the public newsnets.

Only when each and every term of this agreement is fulfilled will we accept a cease-fire, and begin to arrange for talks between our diplomats.

I just cut and pasted everything but you catch my drift. Anything you said we have done, you have also done. Besides, a great Abbat of Eo tried to make peace but was asassinated for his efforts. We have no guarantee that you would uphold your end of the bargain as well. And the UIT could do nothing as they are a loose consortium of major corporate concerns and population centers in the area.
Sep 09, 2005 ctishman link
We'll budge when you do, and not before.

Also, "continued genocide"? On a sector two deep behind your defensive line? What next? Will you claim that we've been flying Nighthawks through Itan, lobbing cream pies at your station windows? Any failure of that 'defensive' cannon system you Itani are so proud of is not our fault.

As for the reasons for your abbot's untimely end, let me compare our records with your own. First, a word from your own holy books on how you perceive our linguistic differences:

"The language of both sides had also changed, although not so dramatically that communication was difficult. The Itani had adopted a terse, clipped, precise mode of speech, with a large number of new words that referred to concepts specific to their studious and martial culture. Usually moderate in tone, they enjoyed discussion, but preferred to reach a conclusion (or agreement to disagree) swiftly and succinctly. Negotiation ability was highly prized, and measured by the speed with which one might cut through peripheral matters to reach the core issue that effected both parties. The competitive nature of the Serco showed in their aggressive mode of speech. Filled with confidence, their overriding interest in bending the conversation to their will. Every discussion among the Serco was a battle, with face and caste won or lost depending on the perceived outcome."

Now, let me repeat from the Book of Memories (You Itani will one day make this a national holiday, so fortunate are your infidel ears to be blessed by it). This is a recording of the conversation between the Abbot and Gharen, Sochon Commander of the Serco Space Fleets:

---Begin Transcription from dt3827_612.archv---

*ARCOMMTEST
Antenna Hardware Test... Check
Broadcast Hardware Test... Check
Receive Hardware Test... Check

*ARCOMMCONN
Attempting to negotiate on secure channel 611... FAIL
Attempting to negotiate on secure channel 0... FAIL
Attempting insecure connection on channel 19... Check
Readying Digital Recorder... Check
Readying Transcription System... Check

**static**
"This is the Comm officer of the Itani vessel Eo's Light to the comm officer of Serco vessels. Do you read?"

"YOU DARE TREAT ME AS AN UNDERLING? WHAT INSULT! I WILL SPEAK TO YOUR WARLEARDER NOW, OR MY FLEET WILL OPEN FIRE!"

<time_lapse: 0.76m>

"This... This is the Abbot of Eo. To whom do I speak?"

"DO NOT WASTE MY TIME! I WAS SADDLED WITH A PEON, AND I DEMAND APOLOGY!"

"Perhaps. Let me first..."

"I WILL ACCEPT NOTHING BUT A PERSONAL PLATITU..."

"Silence, Serco! No insult was meant, and you know it. I will not apologize. I come under a standard of peace, bearing terms for your Hailah-Nvad.

"Hailah-What? What is the meaning of this word?"

<overheard from Itani mic: "g..t m... a s...o dict.n..ry, p...ple!"
<sound: Flipping pages, minor Itani curse words>
<time_lapse: 1.4m>

"Hailah_Nvann: 1.Spiritual acquiescence. Surrender to inner peac..."

"SURRENDER?!!? DEATH FIRST!"

<overheard from Serco mic: "Sochon, firing solution acquired, awaiting orders">

"2. Fig. A peace treaty between the enlightened and lower life forms. See also - Pact with Nature. No, that can't be ri...

*ARCOMMDISC
Stopping Recorder... Check

---End Transcription from dt3827_612.archv---

You came to us offering a treaty as one would offer a carrot to the beast of burden! Had we acquiesced to your demands, we would have become your slaves! There shall be no peace so long as your wretched race fails to apologize!
Sep 09, 2005 jexkerome link
I agree with le CP. As long as that damn Kirk is alive, War will be waged upon all peoples.

KKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!ONEONE
Sep 09, 2005 LeberMac link
I apologize.