As the use of Avalon Torpedoes on asteroids "ruins the natural balance of forces in the universe," I hereby bring a lawsuit seeking reparation from all parties involved, including but not limited to Celkan, ViciousNanite, FiReMaGe, and Nerde Verde to the amount of 500 million credits, for damages done to me by the deformation of my horoscope resulting from the actions of the above mentioned parties.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050705/ap_on_fe_st/russia_comet_case

I think I am experiencing a "moral suffering" myself...

pay up!

kernel.panic

Statement from the Deep Impact Tribute Festivities Committee:

We do apologize for any inconvenience, illness, dismemberment, financial loss, domestic disturbances, deaths (accidental or otherwise), mutilations, black holes, alterations to universal constants or headaches resulting from the astrological impact of our festivities. However, we have projected that the Moon will soon be crossing Uranus, and this may have a favorable impact upon any future decisions.

In the meantime, we sincerely hope that any shifting of the orbits of the aformentioned asteroids has resulted in their forming the outline of a rude hand gesture of your choosing.

Thank you, and have a nice day ;)

Hey, I didn't do anything. Just witnessed. I was even killed at the end of the whole thing. You don't see ME suing.

Pfah, avalons make bad fireworks.

/me grumbles about defense bots

greengeek: That was the funniest post I've ever seen! Well done!!