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100kg Datapad?

Dec 15, 2004 Starfisher link
Just noticed this as I did a trade mission: datapads weigh 100kg. That's one hell of a datapad... is that the lowest increment of weight or something?
Dec 15, 2004 doubled link
Serco have very large fingers and need very large datapads? ;)

or maybe it is a really BIG endian datapad.

Also the ultrasecure base1 number system takes up a lot of space.
Dec 15, 2004 Spellcast link
its been packed in 2 square miles of bubble wrap.
Dec 15, 2004 raybondo link
It's just holding a lot of data.
Dec 15, 2004 sarahanne link
you are actually smuggling somehting else. It is just a really bad cover story.
Dec 16, 2004 Forum Moderator link
Did you look at its keyboard? Perhaps it has a lot of # keys.
Dec 16, 2004 objectifier link
Remember that data are plural, so while there is just one pad, there could be billions (or more) of data.
Dec 16, 2004 Starfisher link
lol

Some of these really should be in tips, timed to play as someone loads an empty sector. That way they would never be sure that they saw it... a good easter egg.

"Datapads weigh 100kg because they are wrapped in two square miles of condensed bubble wrap."

I can just imagine the look on someones face as they see that flashed in front of them. :D
Dec 16, 2004 CrippledPidgeon link
Datapads weigh 100kg because the data that they're carrying is REALLY heavy.
Dec 16, 2004 lowguppy link
I think they're not actually "pads" and more "stone tablets" at that weight.
Dec 16, 2004 Urza link
The itani recived a very large shipment of the 13 commandments and they got spread across the galaxy. Only this time they're made of super hard and heavy rock so no one will drop one and break it, then claim there was only 10.
Dec 16, 2004 CrippledPidgeon link
15 commandments. 15.
Dec 17, 2004 Tyrdium link
Hmmm... Perhaps the pilots are Jews in Space?
Dec 19, 2004 Suicidal Lemming link
It is actually just a person remembering all the data and always carries a lot of doughnuts with him.
Dec 19, 2004 AlienB link
I second "Jews in space"
Dec 19, 2004 CrippledPidgeon link
Ah yes... History of the World Part II... The funniest movie that was never made...
Dec 19, 2004 Tyrdium link
I still want my Hitler on Ice... Curse you, Brooks!
Dec 20, 2004 macguy link
no no no, the data pads are made of samoflange! :D