While engaging in warfare with one Waffles of Soggy, a member of [ITAN], a guild that I was openly at war with, I was attacked by Nerde Verde, on the pretext that Waffles of Soggy was a trader, as defined by Nerde Verde. Due to this tendency of [VPR] to define trader and pirate as a matter of convenience, and [VPR]'s insistence on defending [ITAN], and interfering in my conflicts, I was forced to declare war on [VPR]

Why did nobody troll on that one?

Nobody luvs snakes?

: )

ITAN is legendary.
CLM is legendary.
ONE is semi-legendary.
VPR is legendary.
PA is legendary.

Roda Slane is a child.
End of discussion.