It is evident that people have complaints about TGFT. For those with complaints then please, ever
so kindly, use the below form per complaint.

(Updated 3/11/09)

Name:______________________________________________________________

Please select one category the complaint is against.
[ ]Policy
[ ]Event(s)
[ ]Member(s)
[ ]Mining
[ ]Trading
[ ]The Hive
[ ]The color hunter green.
[ ]The number 444.
[ ]Everything
[ ]Other:________________________________________________________

Please select one level of dissatisfaction with the selected category of the complaint,
beginning with 1 of the least dissatisfaction and 10 the greatest dissatisfaction.
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Complaint Details:______________________________________________ ___________________________________________________________________
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Please specify an amount of money you think you should be awarded for your trouble.
[ ]0 credits
[ ]1-99 credits
[ ]100-999 credits
[ ]1,000-99,999 credits
[ ]100,000-999,999 credits
[ ]1,000,000-999,999,999 credits
[ ]1,000,000,000-999,999,999,999 credits
[ ]Other:________________________________________________________

Suggestion(s):_____________________________________________________
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Comments:__________________________________________________________
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We apologize for the inconvenience.

Sincerely,
Surbius Bondevo
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(Updated 12/6/09) Complaint List:
#1. Hannibal Lecter, M.D.
#2. Mecha Touriaus
#3. Hortan
#4. peytros
#5. Ishathis Bessuni
#6. Edward de Blanc, Union Peacekeeping Corps Commodore
#7. Riddik Willennium
#8. LeberMac
#9. Tseng Toumoku
#10. Sheffield
#11. look ...no hands
#12. Pirren
#13. Maalik, &c.
#14. Chaakin Tockoa
#15. Blood Thirsty (aka the plant)
(Hmm, I expected more. -Surbius)

DOHOHOHOHO!!
Surbius you card you.

Name: Hannibal Lecter, M.D.

Please select one category the complaint is against.
[ ]Policy
[ ]Event(s)
[X]Member(s)
[ ]Mining
[ ]Trading
[ ]The Hive
[ ]The color hunter green.
[ ]The number 444.
[ ]Everything
[ ]Other:________________________________________________________

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beginning with 1 of the least dissatisfaction and 10 the greatest dissatisfaction.
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Complaint Details: My recent experiences in pirating your members have resulted in an unacceptably low level of useful cargoes. [TGFT], ostensibly the gold standard in trader--and by extension, cargo--quality, has been falling down on the job. Thankfully for all involved (meaning me), catching and opening the cargo holds of [TGFT] members is as simple as ever, so my damages are consequentially limited (see below). In calculating a credit figure to compensate me for my annoyance at the worthless cargoes found within the holds of [TGFT] moths, I have included only those members killed in the recent months during which a decline in cargo quality has been noticable. It is possible that future audits of past kills will reveal further unacceptable cargo quality issues.

Please specify amount of money you think you should be awarded for your trouble.
[ ]0 credits
[ ]1-99 credits
[ ]100-999 credits
[ ]1,000-99,999 credits
[X]100,000-999,999 credits
[ ]1,000,000-999,999,999 credits
[ ]1,000,000,000-999,999,999,999 credits
[ ]Other:________________________________________________________

Suggestion(s): [TGFT] should promptly implement a training program for all new members, to ensure that they uphold consistently high standards of cargoes carried. Further, random audits of all regular members should be carried out by a reputable, independent pirate organization, to ensure that cargo quality remains high.

Comments: Find a new color, too. Really, really annoying. 444 can stay, though.

Name: Mecha Touriaus

Please select one category the complaint is against.
[x]Policy
[ ]Event(s)
[x]Member(s)
[ ]Mining
[ ]Trading
[ ]The Hive
[x]The color hunter green.
[ ]The number 444.
[x]Everything
[ ]Other:________________________________________________________

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beginning with 1 of the least dissatisfaction and 10 the greatest dissatisfaction.
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[ ]Other:________________________________________________________

Complaint Details: You're asses. Big green pompous asses. And hypocrites. And entirely too passive aggressive for my tastes. Be a man and state the fact of the matter.

Please specify amount of money you think you should be awarded for your trouble.
[x]0 credits
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[ ]1,000,000-999,999,999 credits
[ ]1,000,000,000-999,999,999,999 credits
[ ]Other:________________________________________________________

Name:Hortan

Please select one category the complaint is against.
[X]Policy
[X]Event(s)
[X]Member(s)
[X]Mining
[ ]Trading
[ ]The Hive
[X]The color hunter green.
[ ]The number 444.
[ ]Everything
[ ]Other:________________________________________________________

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beginning with 1 of the least dissatisfaction and 10 the greatest dissatisfaction.
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Complaint Details: I must protest vehemently against the misuse of my girls, especially heating them to above 20 degrees. They are fragile things and cannot take the trauma of higher heating. That aside I find that TGFT has a serious mismanagement in the party department now that Waldozer is AWOL. It has been too long time since a genuine PARTEY has been wreaking havoc on Dau K-10.
Do we have to call it hunter green? Can't it be HUNTER/PANSY green?

Please specify an amount of money you think you should be awarded for your trouble.
[ ]0 credits
[ ]1-99 credits
[ ]100-999 credits
[ ]1,000-99,999 credits
[ ]100,000-999,999 credits
[ ]1,000,000-999,999,999 credits
[ ]1,000,000,000-999,999,999,999 credits
[ ]Other: a quarantine around Helios. A partey as fast as possible. Restatement of colour

Suggestion(s):
As above

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Helios? Heh heh heh heh. I knew every rock in Helios before you wore a TGFT beenie, Hortan.

You're in for it now ("now" meaning "one of these days when I finally get some free time from this damn Trump litigation"--such an annoying bastid, the Donald).

Complaint form?
Yah, when you make a guild out of civil servant clerks, public accountants, call center operators, hairstylists and marketing managers you can expect them to hand out complaint forms.
I just wonder why are they not charging anything for it?
It's just not in TGFT spirit to hand out something for free.

yeah...but once you fill it out and submit it, they sell your information to people and before you know it...endless sales calls and spam in your in-box!

Surely you could actually make a REAL web-form along with some good complaint-data-collection.

Isn't there someone in TGFT who coded that forum in perl by hand or something? was that Hortan? I forget.

Why not submit a complaint, LeberMac?

Name: peyrtors

Please select one category the complaint is against.
[ ]Policy
[x]Event(s)
[ ]Member(s)
[ ]Mining
[ ]Trading
[ ]The Hive
[ ]The color hunter green.
[ ]The number 444.
[ ]Everything
[ ]Other:________________________________________________________

Please select one level of dissatisfaction with the selected category of the complaint,
beginning with 1 of the least dissatisfaction and 10 the greatest dissatisfaction.
[ ]1
[ ]2
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[ ]5
[ ]6
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[ ]8
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[x]Other: This should really go to 11

Complaint Details: You (TGFT) insist on holding Nation War (NW) when I have to go to work. Seeing as Nation War (NW) is my main source of income ( aside from my favorite activity, behemoth pinata) I am incline to ask that Nation War (NW) start one (1) hour earlier.

Please specify an amount of money you think you should be awarded for your trouble.
[ ]0 credits
[ ]1-99 credits
[ ]100-999 credits
[ ]1,000-99,999 credits
[ ]100,000-999,999 credits
[x]1,000,000-999,999,999 credits
[ ]1,000,000,000-999,999,999,999 credits
[ ]Other:________________________________________________________

Suggestion(s):_____________________________________________________
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Comments:__________________________________________________________
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We apologize for the inconvenience.

Sincerely,
Surbius Bondevo

Name: Ishathis Bessuni

Please select one category the complaint is against.
[ ]Policy
[ ]Event(s)
[ ]Member(s)
[ ]Mining
[ ]Trading
[X]The Hive
[ ]The color hunter green.
[ ]The number 444.
[ ]Everything
[ ]Other:________________________________________________________

Please select one level of dissatisfaction with the selected category of the complaint,
beginning with 1 of the least dissatisfaction and 10 the greatest dissatisfaction.
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Complaint Details: TGFT made the *HIVE*? What were you thinking?! What did you expect would happen when you linked a massive number of heavily armed autonomous AIs to form the largest distributed computing system ever built? Oh, right. You didn't know. THINK next time!

Please specify an amount of money you think you should be awarded for your trouble.
[X]0 credits
[ ]1-99 credits
[ ]100-999 credits
[ ]1,000-99,999 credits
[ ]100,000-999,999 credits
[ ]1,000,000-999,999,999 credits
[ ]1,000,000,000-999,999,999,999 credits
[ ]Other:________________________________________________________

Suggestion(s): You could pay me to debug it, but it won't be cheap and results are NOT guaranteed.

Comments: If anybody else wants to try something like that, at least remove the weapons and jump drives first.

We made the hive - what will you come up with next? Moda faked the moonlandings? Ecka introduced Yoko to John? TGFT invented piracy to suppress other trade and ensure our monopoly? oops, err... forget that one... it's suppose to be a secret.

P.S. peytros... your name is "peytros" and not "peyrtors" or "Surbius Bondevo". Being able to get your name right will help in later life when you're filling out your "Your server today is ..." badge, so please work on it.

Little know fact: peytros is Surbius Bondevo.

thats a bit offensive to Peytros

Why not submit a complaint, Ryan?

Name: Edward de Blanc, Union Peacekeeping Corps Commodore

Please select one category the complaint is against.
[ ]Policy
[ ]Event(s)
[ ]Member(s)
[ ]Mining
[ ]Trading
[ ]The Hive
[ ]The color hunter green.
[ ]The number 444.
[ ]Everything
[X]Other: Misplaced Shipment of Complain Forms

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beginning with 1 of the least dissatisfaction and 10 the greatest dissatisfaction.
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Complaint Details:It would seem that a large shipment (826cu, at last count) of blank TGFT complaint forms were shipped to Verasi Crossroads by mistake. Not that we mind the mix-up too much, but they're hard to just get rid of and we're running out of places to put the things.

Please specify an amount of money you think you should be awarded for your trouble.
[ ]0 credits
[ ]1-99 credits
[ ]100-999 credits
[ ]1,000-99,999 credits
[ ]100,000-999,999 credits
[ ]1,000,000-999,999,999 credits
[ ]1,000,000,000-999,999,999,999 credits
[X]Other: Just get someone over here to retrieve the misplaced forms before we have to burn them.

Suggestion(s): Do Hurry. If Vice Admiral "Highlord Mullet" Tenrigan Essec finds out this SNAFU has forced us to requisition the Trident repair bay for storage, he'll blow a fuse.

Also, do try to make sure this doesn't happen again.

Comments: This was written on one of your misplaced forms. And no, we are not going to reimburse you for it.

"Why not submit a complaint, Ryan?"

Because if Peytros is offended, I'm certain he will make it known. My submitting a complaint would only serve to escalate the animosity we have towards each other.

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(Updated 3/11/09)

Name:___Riddik Willennium___________________________________________________________

Please select one category the complaint is against.
[ ]Policy
[ ]Event(s)
[ ]Member(s)
[ ]Mining
[ ]Trading
[ ]The Hive
[ ]The color hunter green.
[ ]The number 444.
[ ]Everything
[ ]Other:______Mispelling mine and kerias last name__________________________________________________

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Complaint Details:_Spell it right :P_____________________________________________ ___________________________________________________________________
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Please specify an amount of money you think you should be awarded for your trouble.
[x ]0 credits
[ ]1-99 credits
[ ]100-999 credits
[ ]1,000-99,999 credits
[ ]100,000-999,999 credits
[ ]1,000,000-999,999,999 credits
[ ]1,000,000,000-999,999,999,999 credits
[ ]Other:________________________________________________________

Suggestion(s):_____________________________________________________
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Comments:__it's WILLENNIUM________________________________________________________
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We apologize for the inconvenience.

Sincerely,
Surbius Bondevo
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(Updated 3/13/09) Complaint List:
#1. Hannibal Lecter, M.D.
#2. Mecha Touriaus
#3. Hortan
#4. peytros
#5. Ishathis Bessuni

My form.