I am FUCKIN happy now!

but what does that mean?

maybe lexicon is a drunk now

It means that Leber is back!!!

Private joke. THX tm

(sung to "tune" of Eminem's Without Me) NSFW, Rated R for Language...

I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Lexi no more
They want Leber, I'm chopped liver
Well if you want Leber, this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of genes mixed up wit' tequila
Some xith that'll jump start my heart quicker
than a shock when I get shot at the hospital
by the Generals when I'm not cooperating
When I'm talkin' to the Lady while they're 'tani-hating (Hey!!)
You waited this long, now stop debating
Cause I'm back, I'm in a Rag with armor-plating
I know that you got a job Incarnate
but ya know your game's got a clearance sticker on it
So the [SKV] won't let me be
or let me be me, so let me see
They try to shut me down in Betheshee
But it feels so empty, without me
So, come on and fight, load up your scripts
Fuck that, get a grip, and get in your ships
And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy
I just deleted preacher-boy, FUCK YOU LEXI!

Now this looks like a job for me
So sorry everybody, I've been absentee
Got a little stuck in - Lexi's psyche
And I'm feelin' much better, now - that I'm free!
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
There'll be a little more floating debris
in Sedina now that y'all got got me

Little n00blets, gettin' camped at a station
Embarrassed, on 100 they vent their frustration
They start feelin like prisoners helpless
'til someone comes along, kills Lecter and yells BITCH!!!
To the contrary, pirates are scary
Could start a revolution, pollutin the spacelanes
They're rebels, so just let me shoot 'em and ask
Hey! Do ya think I've got enough juice in my flask
And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
for you to see so damn much of my ass; you asked for me...
Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Fix your 'tani faction - or I'm gonna first strike,
Gettin into your mind like the spike
Better pay attention, I'm back for the fight
Still drinkin', so just let it sink in
Now that tequila's really got me thinkin'
*bzzt* Testing, attention please
More dissention, when ya /duel challenge me
I'll fly a cent... an IBG, agree?
Wanna duel, we'll see, but don't lose to me...

Now this looks like a job for me
So sorry everybody, I've been absentee
Got a little stuck in - Lexi's psyche
And I'm feelin' much better, now - that I'm free!
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
There'll be a little more floating debris
in Sedina now that y'all got got me

Get into yer casket, I go tit for tat with
anybody who's talkin this shit, that shit
Serco hicks, you can get your ass kicked
worse than the disappearing Blak-Lance bastids
And Union? You can get PWNed by Oruns!
You yellow fence-sitter pansies can all blow me
You don't owe me, you're too rich, let go
It's over, somebody just crushed yer ego
Now let's go, just gimme the signal
I'll be there with a whole ship full'a new missiles
I been so rude, and my aim's been crude
even though my old game account's just been renewed
But sometimes the shit just seems
everybody only wants to discuss Leebs
So this must mean that you perceive
that this game needs a drunk like me...
HEY- I'm not the first lord of inebriation
I am the worst thing since Corvus nation
to drink tequila so selfishly
and use it to get myself tipsy
(Hey!!) There's a concept that works
Twenty million other 'tani drunks emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It'll be so empty, without me

Now this looks like a job for me
So sorry everybody, I've been absentee
Got a little stuck in - Lexi's psyche
And I'm feelin' much better, now - that I'm free!
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
There'll be a little more floating debris
in Sedina now that y'all got got me!

Shots!

Niiiice.

nicely done zombiemac.

heh... I can actually imagine that In Eminem's voice even... he's a bit whiny... and he's stuck in my head now... thanks Leber.

sung to the tune of "big in japan" by alphaville

Eo's city side
neutron blasts and flares fly all around my ship and in the void
he had a delusion
that he'd ever find the lady Serco and bring us to the fold
we did what we did to him, now its history we see
as he gets back in his ship again
he will drink all that he can
tequila's in his veins tonight, it's better now that leber is back

leber is back, tonight
leber is back, thats right, leber is back where the people are so blue
leber is back, lets fight, hey then ill fight by your side
we're all drunker when leber is back, when leber is back

neutrons penetrate his hull
it's clear his aim has gotten very very dull
shall he stay here in Eo
should he get an IBG and go, and make a ugly scene
we did what we did to him, now it's history we see
he will drink all that he can
tequila's in his veins tonight, it,s better now that leber is back

leber is back, tonight
leber is back, thats right, leber is back where the people are so blue
leber is back, lets fight, hey then ill fight by your side
we're all drunker when leber is back, when leber is back

(fade out)

Wow. Inspiring!

Good god. It's begun.

off-topic: What I don't get is how this thread can still have 0 replies (my index says so).