Somebody once told me
their flares were gonna roll me,
I ain't the nimblest vult in the hanger.
He was looking kind of lame
with those numbers in his name,
and once he died he logged out in anger.

Well, the ninnies start runnin' and they don't stop runnin',
Back to my hound, and do some turbo gunning.
It makes lots of sense just to live for booms:
Your blood pressure drops and your spaceship zooms.

So much to loot, so much to race
So what's wrong with flying through Greyspace?
You'll never learn if you don't yearn,
You'll never shine if you don't burn

Hey now, you're a duelist,
get your fight on, go play!
Hey now, you're a pirate,
shoot some neutrons, get paid!

And all that glitters explodes
Only network lag breaks the flow

It's a rough place and they say it gets rougher
You're having fun now, wait till you get tougher
But all the carebear men beg to differ
Judging by Sanrio on their fluffy cat slippers

The reasons we fight are worn pretty thin
But a furball's still fun so you oughta join in
My ship's on fire, how about yours?
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored!

Hey now, you're a ganker,
warm your gauss up, go play!
Hey now, you're an escort,
shoot some neutrons, save days!

And all that glitters explodes
Only network lag breaks the flow

Hey now, you're a bomber,
put your swarms on, go spray!
Hey now, you're a hunter,
ping the marshal, get paid!

And all that glitters explodes
Only network lag...

Somebody once asked could I spare some creds for gats
I need to fight my way right out of this mess.
I said, "Yep, what a concept, and I could use a few gauss myself
And we could all use a little death"

Well, the ninnies start runnin' and they don't stop runnin',
Back to my hound, and do some turbo gunning.
It makes lots of sense just to live for booms:
Your blood pressure drops and your spaceship zooms.

So much to loot, so much to race
So what's wrong with flying through Greyspace?
You'll never learn if you don't yearn,
You'll never shine if you don't burn

Hey now, you're a miner,
equip your beams, go flay!
Hey now, you're a trader,
drop your mines now, get paid!

And all that glitters explodes
Only network lag breaks the flow

And all that glitters explodes
Only network lag breaks the flow

Somebody should get smashed in the mouth for this. :)

I've posted this before, but I can't find the damn thread. All my other songs come up right away when I search for a snippet of the lyrics, but not this one. Maybe that thread got deleted (it wasn't my thread, I just posted it there since it was relevant). Whatever. I'm re-posting it here.

Can this thread be moved to the same place as the thread you can not find?

9/10 from Leebs for songwriting. Would sing again.