I think, personally, that this entire topic belongs in off-topic, I mean, it may be game relevent, sometimes, but half the quotes posted here came from an IRC bot, I mean, really, it went off topic once that happened.

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I do not mean yarhar I mean some of the comments posted were nvm, im wssted, but I dont mean the yarhar ones...

lets get this thread back on track with something that genuinely had me rofl'ing:-

[03/24/09 21:23:55] [100] <Mecha Touriaus> man am i seeing things
[03/24/09 21:24:04] [100] <Physhi> Yes.
[03/24/09 21:24:05] [100] <Greben> Yes.
[03/24/09 21:24:06] [100] <Mecha Touriaus> thought that station guard's name was john eldritch
[03/24/09 21:24:16] [100] <John Eldritch> it was, I'm moonlighting
[03/24/09 21:24:20] [100] <Mecha Touriaus> hahaha

<tramshed> INFERIOR BEINGS
<tramshed> OBEY MY COMMAND
<tramshed> someone wanted me to do somethin to yarhar, what the fuck was it
<Katarn> hump him
<tramshed> yarhar, destroy katarn.
* yarhar farts on katarn.

[Thu Mar 26 21:03:40 2009] You are entering Sedina B-8
[Thu Mar 26 21:04:00 2009] Ghost shoots mecha.... WITH MIIIIIND BULLETS!
[Thu Mar 26 21:04:06 2009] <Ghost> THATS TELEKENISIS KYLE!
[Thu Mar 26 21:04:09 2009] Mecha Touriaus mind dodges
[Thu Mar 26 21:04:21 2009] You are entering Latos O-12
[Thu Mar 26 21:04:28 2009] [100] <Mecha Touriaus> someone please fight ghost
[Thu Mar 26 21:04:31 2009] [100] <Mecha Touriaus> he's going mad
[Thu Mar 26 21:04:34 2009] [100] <Ghost> hahahahah!

Don't let Ghost get his hands on the concussion rail, or else he might gain the power to move you.

[100] <Jaarvix> oi u coming surfin this morning estrian?
[100]IRC <Mecha Touriaus> do i have to log in so you nutjobs will shut up
[100] <Ostan-Be Ralel> flippin heck
[100] <Estrian Prosis> nah
[100] <Jaarvix> why not?
[100] <Estrian Prosis> bah, cbf'd
[100] <Jaarvix> oh yeah u got soccer aye?
[100] <Estrian Prosis> yeah at 11 50
[100] <Jaarvix> uhh, are you walking there?
[100] <Estrian Prosis> Nope
[100] <Estrian Prosis> ope!
[100] <Estrian Prosis> lol
[100] <John Eldritch> Hey! This isn't a dating site
[100] <Ostan-Be Ralel> lol
[100] <Jaarvix> were brothers john
[100] <Estrian Prosis> He's my brother genius
[100] <Blue Meanie> it's not?
[100] <John Eldritch> then that's just sick
[100] <Estrian Prosis> lol
[100] <Jaarvix> :) haha!
[100] <Ostan-Be Ralel> rofl

I think i'm the only one that find that funny, hehe

[100] <Incarnate> hmm, I seem to have spawned serco tridents to attack the.. serco HAC.

And the bomb goes boom.

"in Soviet VO, cargo casually cleans up YOU." - MSkanaka
http://www.vendetta-online.com/x/msgboard/7/20930

-vo/#vrelay- logged: [on: [PA] Ryan Reign]
<vo> [100] <Ryan Reign> what stations have the new Moth?
[100] <Rock Hermit> What new moth?
[100] <Ryan Reign> the multi player moth
[100] <Rock Hermit> *cough*April 1*cough*
[100] <Ecka Estenk> er, ryan , whats the date ?
[100] <Ryan Reign> SHIT!!!! FUCKIN DEVS!!!
[100] <Ecka Estenk> pmsl...........
[100] <Falcor> tsk tsk
[100] <Ecka Estenk> somebody add that to fuuny quotes........
[100] <Ryan Reign> lol
<vo> [100] <IRCMecha Touriaus> on it

[100] <Ryan Reign> what stations have the new Moth?
[100] <Rock Hermit> What new moth?
[100] <Ryan Reign> the multi player moth
[100] <Rock Hermit> *cough*April 1*cough*
[100] <Ecka Estenk> er, ryan , whats the date ?
[100] <Ryan Reign> ****!!!! ****IN DEVS!!!

<Shedu> I tried to use the word 'pecker' once, as a VPN password.
Stupid think came back and told me it was too short.
:(

ftw

lol

<vo> [100] <spidey> /ping -t peytros.brain
<vo> [100] <spidey> Request timed out.
<vo> [100] <spidey> Request timed out.
<vo> [100] <spidey> Request timed out.
<vo> [100] <spidey> Request timed out.
<vo> [100] <spidey> Request timed out.
<vo> [100] <spidey> Ctrl+C
<vo> [100] <spidey> Ping statistics for 1.d10.tn.00.b: Packets: Sent = 5, Recieved = 0, Lost = 5 <100% loss>,

Hehehe.

Mar 25 20:55:44 <vo> [100] <peytros> not to brag or anyting but im probably the best light energy fighter in the game

epic lol!

haha! that IS funny!

[100] <Retractile> CLM - annoying irc Mecha with stale slogans every chance we get
[100] <IRCMecha Touriaus> thats the spirit!
[100] <PaKettle> worked hard on that one ret
[100] <Retractile> XD

I'm still laughing about the peypey comment.