Forums » Off-Topic
Continued from the original thread which got a bit big:
http://www.vendetta-online.com/x/msgboard?thread=1009&page=1
and
http://www.vendetta-online.com/x/msgboard?thread=3093&page=1
and
http://www.vendetta-online.com/x/msgboard?thread=4044&page=1
and
http://www.vendetta-online.com/x/msgboard?thread=4705&page=1
Original thread started on: 2003-04-01 16:02:12
Point of this thread:
•Basically you post a word, then someone else posts a word, then adventually it will form an incoherent sentence.
General rules:
•Keep it close to 1 word.
•A and An do not count as words, cause I say so.
•Proper nouns can be said in one post. EX: Bump the Wonder Dog
Running story (the following may lower your IQ, you have been warned):
The cow went moo and the oversized potato was rotten and eggs tasted carbohydronical with a gherkin on thursday afternoon but i crapped green fish out of the sea as in Titanic the c00kie shaped cereal vomit with cows attached with mice eating poop unfortunately hobo transvestites wrote thatone is binary dolphins tracking retarted semi-professional devs in latex wrapped in seaweed goop became sentient, further detailing intentions of molesting little trouts with wide-eyed purple toothpicks and the moral of the story is never complete stories that are nonsense porns films that involve many hypothetical questions about the aerodynamics of a screw nicely singing: We are the champions, my freind and we covered everybody in crunchy bits of supadupa fried chicken wings, covered with 25 milligrams of sprinkled plant. And poop flies pooping flies while spewing green glares from Rabid Panda's lower abdomen thingy that looks bloated like rosie and retards candy that pukes every time that the spam of sheep was slightly smaller than a piece of twisted elephant nose wiping someones wood in a huge tiny big cock! However there appear to be a large difference in someone's size but it failed to expand over dead untill many renegades consumated have been designed by a1k0n, in some chocolate Moulding that melted in ice smelling fruit cakes but they melted into small biscuits covered in huge colors because nobody wants Death to cry rivers when someone eats it. Necrophiliac Man dug a pungent right handed hole and discovered corn stuffed up urza's rail gun barrel that backfired into his brother's head which was empty because he was stupider than a brick on speed. However it was Albert Einstein who invented the atomic particles made from belly button lint that smelled like cheeseburgers that Bill Gates consumed in 1987. A huge lizard with a fondness for lingerie knocked on wood that liked splinters to imbed into corpses of transvestite Itani noobkillers that are disguised as pansies. Necrophiliac Man digs with herrings teeth, sharpened like tiny daggers, pets his delicious fat pie and mice a la mode. Elsewhere, Lord of Jackoffea plotted revolutionary uprisings scourching grammar and spelling but who would try to moo on the cloud of powerful nuclear flatus from canadian assholes stuffed with plutonium. Then Anal Man piled liquid filled crepes flambe the cow's crotch together with Britney Spears Gyrating mindlessly over it. Now withing moments we shat Ritalin that Urza avoided during "Happy hour with Martha Stewart" on pbs channel, Martha Stewart of electric Avenue was molestering Urza with mittens and knobbly whips, Frodo demanded that Cheddar be cheese lemmings, oh no more C-4 cans are painful weight-loss utencils unless they killed every Steve that dives through Jell-O nightly visits Lube entered the rectal oedispusian female that was eating fresh brains undergoing transformation that day. Nobody farted when 0xD started shouting, "This is my bazooka and I am going to use it only when I wank." Then Necrophiliac Man ate a cow's body that had decomposed, then it became delicious! 42 seconds later Earth orgasmed and the volcanoes spewed hymothatigrated sploo like jism. Freud theorized that E3 Booth Babes suffer from penis envy due to Sam. Suddenlt, Whistler pediphilled Urza figuratively. Necrophiliac Man believed arolte had beaten cancer and Flattulance Girl ate StarFreeze's organs all started liquifying a cake made from spastic halibut. Necrophiliac Man sprang to the corpse and molested the uncle's body with a peanut-butter vibration device of doom (we love Jeros). Jeros can fart and spam while we beat the living hell out of the spammer. Bubba scooped the entrails of Mr. "Bob The Red Faced Ant Eating Nose Picking Crotch Cleaner From The Planet of Chicago In America In The Universe Of Earth Stationed By Alpha Assa Nine". Since the last evisceration of Mr. Bob The Red Faced Ant Eating Nose Picking Crotch Cleaner From The Planet of Chicago In America In The Universe Of Earth Stationed By Alpha Assa Nine junior, but Randal's declawed pygmy crawled backwards without any cojones rojo. In Necrophiliac Man's People Pie which was very crunchy and tastefully bloody cows. Then Flattulance Girl started scratching he-man's sword handle and rubbed her feet thoroughly. Orgasmo the Impalor imapled Mr. Impald the great cow of Cheese Wiz then ate spam flavored poop. Necrophiliac Man decided to reload his pants that stuck to his meaty ankles and gun then he started shooting himself up then emptied his Barret M82A1 and ate another hash brownie. Mr. Cough found pie under Necrophiliac Man's rectum when he exploded from Screamers embedded in StarFreeze's millions, the movie "Babes in Boobland Who Got Lost in Beaver Creek After being the Playmate Of The Apes" was viewed by Forum Moderator who was combustible. Bob The Orgasming Pig was having a bowl of Mr. Lemming's Orgasmic Soup With a hint of pie, sherry pie was tasty but it was spam! Ni! said HAil! Then willie nelson decided herrings needed "Bob's Super Poisonus Ground Up Mutilated Digested Regurgitated Herring Food (Made with real herrings!)" to poo in Homestar Runner's underoos' Do Not Remove Under Penalty Of Law Tag so they removed the tag and Homestar Runner was liked! ...err... pie. So fart blueberry pie has rotted into cherry pudding. Then the piss covered Urza milked the monkey dry. "Hello" said Blue space cow's bitch , which humped the Scuba Steve's Auntie Em. The Colon Shrimp was saddened when his balls exploded gently when someone stepped into poop after Oral Woman had arolte forced to eat the fluff. From a1k0n came an apple from electric27's shoe. It exploded when Les Tartes farted behind the urinal but then sixty bicycles grew sixty more bicycles from Hell to DESTROY NON-PIE-THING which was wielded by The knights who say Pie. Then all the pies were flying cake ships battling mouse-twirling cows from Enfland, but Uncle Dave and LeathaL twirled NON-PIE-THING untill they died. Once Soap Dropper Man rallied tanks through Da' Kingdom of Jackoffia then died, the knights who say pie spit herring-like shrubberies at the Colon Shrimp until cranberries molested the electrolux headqyarters, 123 Good Sucker Road, Nowhere YA. Flamey Man flamed on. Then all 3,659 bicycles started marching down the road to Orgasmo's PIE-FACTORY. Mac OS X detected pie on Necrophiliac Man's head. Bob The Compleatly Random Uninteresting Dude, who bored so The Anal infiltrator kissed a duck. [syn]n00b licks crusty telephones sitting on The Colon Shrimp who climed out NON-PIE-THING then barfed on John Denver whose Brillo pad was molestered in Greece after a sheep ate Greeks and shat with fury ducklings that exploded. Then a giant bug fully ate all the devs and crapped a hedge hog which, in turn, killed all 42 of the hemmroids' hosts. Mutated penguins also attenuated themselves with spam. Then bob said I like PIE!!!" and proceeded to relieve the victim of The Colon Shrimp from severe ingestion with ninja stars swimming synchopatedly through the blood baths encountered hazy rabbits nibbling donuts (i still say it is doughnuts) with chocolate bits on-top. Captain Ass Crack also dusted his collection of spam-flavoured pie doughnuts adorned in periwinkle poop which is sliding perpendicular along the bumpy axis of grandiose nacho sause inspired by Homostar Runner with stong bad food-like busis which incapacitate any n00bs that print newspapers ...err... ...umm... DUCK!!! "oh yeah!" "OUCH!!!" "why...". Then Suicidal Lemming ate several New York Yankees leading to defeat the anal attackers who upgraded all the nukes. Monkey-Man thought until armageddon. And once again our friends find armageddon. All of their own fossilized plants exploded during excavation. Of course, Miss Hairr didn't realize that mom's best bagels lacked pizzaz. Sherpa didn't know pie had been grammatically thwarted by an exhuberant pie. Elucidating bob's erectile pinky finger that liked extruded anal dirbblings. Once ate his southern hunchback. Sophomoric lifestyles can create a difference of gas expelled upon bending galvanized wood splinters of miniscule proportions. Anabolic Man said "Hell. that wasn't nice, you fart-knocker i'll eat over-cooked salomy and vinegar marinated with Anabolic Man's shriveled tomatoes. All the potentate's coins of DOOM jingled because without a small purse they fell. Harry The Cannabalistic Alter Boy Molesting Cow did. Suicidal bunnies killed Marry Poppins' dog needs resuscitation. "Oh!" exclaimed bump the wonder dog. So instead Bump the Wonder Dog bumped into fellow waterbuffalos after dark. Meanwhile, the cow chewed through the naquadria bomb resulting in steak tar·tare deluxe. Mandy the Masher, without malice slept soundly through out her long indigo dream but fatte intervened and Trojen Man received a telegram which someone aptly decoded, forgetting that necrophiliac man digs sector0's toehair of fruitiness from hell. The Rectal Ranger mutilated twenty imposing bauhaus upon sanning herself carefully she defacated some shrimp toast with jam.
---Begin of Question! Mk. II---
Soon Pants Crapper Man decided time was too involved in chronometrics to be useful but Forum Moderator kindly dances and eats Lemming's earlobe pie smothered in broken pie crust while actor number one over dosed on gravel-based ointment. Now, Retaradom Murof decided french fried zebra patties were very apropos so Vendetta™ shish-ka-bobbed a1k0n until he bursted naked while playing handball with his fishsticks. Mr. Green replied "This." He licked popsicles eagerly because paedric had herpes. Then poodles undid the itani's capping fest a year before it happened. Renouncing any threats beyond pie-covered within cake filled by nosemonkey, who thwacked brilliantly yelled echoing "no", "no", "no!", "Noooooooooooo" at the shepherd's crook. Then instead of burrowing complacently throughout bob's farm of evil badgers without checking into the motel of doom, checkering the questionable attack undeniably cute spaceships with extremely ostentatious clams that died spleddiferously which sebsequent missions leading to jubilation, narrowly killed a pie, a very undecided doughnut procrastinated until jack the lemon started unreaveling a lemon marshmallow with a giant hammer. Callipygous paedric was looking underneath the shrubber of "The knights who say NI!" Massively destroyed any type casting by merry christmas boy wolf then mandated his doughnut that stymied a cow pie donut. Limonite fluffs was a rabbit that went sproink and giggled heinously prior to farting blue flames of extortionate passion so jerks decided ichthyology to go up the river without malice hottentottensoldatententententoonstelling and pie-envy aromatheropy. Thusly typical bob driver did insidious deeds whilst fluffing sheepdogs ewe said, "quazor is a cow flying tassels magically with machismo cow pies." Pie the wonder cow everyone stops eating idiots is shrivelled into phrenetic oasises dooming carefree gluttons with ice sandals partaking zillions of reindeer fluffed cellos spume dolfins inshore however a pebble snatched up messages masquerading as squirting porcupines, they tore valks, letting monosodiumglutemate undo milieux of hyperactive monkeys giving typewriters obfuscation and frustration monopolizing garden gnomes ovulating gnomes alaska operating tedious machinery whilst the kabouters capitulated eskimos ribald the kobolds sanitized nuclear gnomes polarizing all mushrooms and pinto beans mixed gnomes with decomposing craggy seaweed that squished pie farting desks walk oleaginous from palm into calendars. Superfluous and solitary exploring forsook all wildebeasts after balance begets narcissistic hyperacttive faeries running a round squear hipsters. At the zenith mac slumber party postmortem after imploding substantially without ice tuning forks wielding swelling pickles, frosted marchmallows roasted within an incinerator and staggered your sober mucus filled webcam. however, cheese farms and ducks rejoiced overe there; while martian moondoggies danced until doughnuts licked extravagantly coiffured mushrooms and badgers that unfortunately reacted chaoticly, plunking into mirrored castles moats. miraculously jack-in-the-box exploded on mcdonald's drive-thru runway and exploited nothing. Janet Jackson farted whilst snowmobiles parade over dessert trays which splatter intestines throughout the terrible clippy onboard picaresque irrelavantly sauntered Michael Jackson's pretzel headed, monkey-looking, chimp-faced, fluffing, chaffing, pedophile-shaped green salamander with clucking tongues came unto George Bush's tiny, itsy-bitsy, miniature earlobes filled pretzel's riding shotgun. Thankfully electric powered trigger got by mincing veggies throughout targets representing bbs so Bump the Wonder Dog could bump into fire polished pinto beans meanwhile political pundents giant paradoxes undo your carefully tied groundwork the perpetuation of pentel inkwell pens filled around your pr0n hard drive dum-dums, protecting twizzlers enormous parrots under stress replaying daily digested records of anal retentice dogs that moo everywhere where there's cows. So Raybondo rewrote the story's fear of an abstract painting who's oranges fell away from concievable sand monsters. Disney is super sick since someone ate ignoble lizards clinging uncontrollably beyond infinity. Platipus-Chimp decided that macromedia reviled peppers roasted unbecoming of Bump the Wonder Dog's powerful laser degenerative sheeps lounging around stupidly. UncleDave's idiotic pet decided suicide was inevitable because invalidation of the gelatinous pie that quivered malicously. Unfortunately, at noon the macaroons said, "We all live in hell", while Raybondo decided that submarines simply can't be yellow. However, anal smoking habits generally release cloging particles straps and buckles are tools that tend to explode. Soon fish took baited eggplants for trolls undeniably incorrigably irrationally stupendously and furiously magnificant.
---Begin of Question! Mk. III---
Duffman decided she, The Fabulous Mrs. Doubtfire, would garnish wages wich jump down and soon stomp his foot on eggs mcmuffins. omorrow Duffman Jr's milk cow herba medicine-show will regurgitate various fire hydrants with lots of screws. Today in Iraq, Iran, and North Korea Tux the Penguin turned into fried rice. One potato, two potato makes three potato fleeing from vindictive Latin students eating hardtack dodgers while spinning Lemmings and tofu mice. Johnny 2x4 and Pippy went fishing but forgot his pants, which led them to purgatory screaming heavenly about the pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis that killed Red Cactus and then defbots lacerated Lemming's Question! Mk. III thread. However, soon after the Hammer Song detonated Serco's Egg Queen of certain monkey-DOOMED pirates of massive quantities. Hostile sleepy pickels inhaled copious hay while sloths jumped rapidly across vast extraterrestrial terrain during a battle for brussel sprouts. a1k0n called Martha Stuart to question the ultimate pizza recipe, which astonished everyone because percussionists are crazy about tangerines. Martha Stewart suck miniture apricots Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream with "freedom" fries. Meanwhile "freedom" class wasn't free it's exponential and superficial cows ideaologies died. Archon was inducing labor upon pyramids coffee mugs and basilisks until 32nd Julember parachuted about 50 feet "Creamy Butterfingers" yelled "Moo." Meanwhile red cactus programmed obnoxious bots with the capability, desire, and stamina to perform feats that shocked the turtles of dooooooom. Suddenly, everything electrocuted the fishies, expending much potatoes green of death. The Monkees jammed fantabulously as albino cats of dooooom, Stinky cheese, the cat leader, said "OMG!! This another funkadelic peach!" so shave your mango, and pickels squeaky potatoes insideout herring cavities! Then psychotic entrepreneurs pondered as Wellfare Federalists incarcerated fruitbats and billboard rubbers defenestrated the bishon frise and clams. Octane ratings sky rocketed indefinately as a cow fought brussel sprouts and wombats during the pie battle of 2931, there a multitude of Kiwi/Strawberry pie. Then Papa Smurf slaughtered Barney! Everyone spanked "everybody and his mom's" dad into the pie which exploded, leaving trails that percolated the Dead Sea salamanders from the rotting watermelons hiney. The watermelons, being rotten .com displayed Sir Fragsalot humping large pies said COWABUNGA, my turkey. Fluffy cacti fluffed fluffy flamingo flippers demigod glossy into an elliptic lemniscape until pies craped Mary Poppins. In the beginning, there was a mighty Cow God, who sexily sexed up Reginald the Hobbitesque Cuckold. Soon pies inherit large Donkey Kong statues, whose guns dripped tapioka pudding into an intravenous sewer pipe. Pants are way rad. Vendetta must live the funky disco duck while farting pies fastidiously. I made pies that jogged over pickels daily, while thumbnail sketches glorious to see, then formica laptops gathered the buttery potatoes and fireflies' hair trimmings seared the coughdrops. One potato two potato three potato to four potato more. Who stole the Green Alpaca of the Southern Meadows is monkey's doom. The monkey stole Green Alpaca of the Southern Meadows life force. The miniature secret aeroplane distributed wealthy pandas deoop in Jm's stolen house of limburgher cheese collasped in a triumphant update of success. As Suicidal Lemming decided not to update the story, his Tape Dispenser of Doom shall incinerate the shipping clerk twice a day unless Apricot Man ante's up one hundred MILLION dollars! I coveted Ku Genin's pizza all cheesy and little cones of doom. Team Laser Explosion hawked the laser explosives were they smooth smoothies? Damned smoothies aren't smooth, they also aren't ies. So, now that pies are dominating the Vendetta community, Necrophiliac Man fastened his jetpack upon the laser-equipped osterich, flying drunkenly towards The Joker of Doom and cookies. South of the northish Teddy Ruxbin, Bill the Parrot, and Thor the Kitten hocked their Flux Capacitors at Epic Software's colon exam. Tyrannosaurus-Mex plotted a revolution, circumventing the conquistadores' conquest consisted of southbound freight alegedly murdered Horace Schimdt's Pet cockroach with a LARGE toothpick. "OUCH!!" said Horace Schmidt's cockroach Fred frantically died.
---Begin of Question! Mk IV---
Roased Florida beans are good with mustard seeds although Colonel Mustard launched nuclear ninjas repeatedly. Rejuvinated Polythene Pam's biscuits and combusted The Lard of the Dance. Distinctly demonstrating the fruity passion of pandimensional simulations of threatened emus, elephants, and Waylon. Waylon occasionally kills kittens with grey Klingons, soon wobbled until Dvorak crippled QWERTY's steronucleiodicquantumisometricdipropanesystematic something hole. Consonant resonant molybdenite ate his pnacakes using liberty mushrooms and onions until the Heart of Gold's infinite pole (nuclear) carbohydrates radiated BTUs (British Thermal Units) to Mas, funny-looking kiwis inserted floppies into aurol cavities, anywho Sheean, Paedric, and sandwich with lettuce, tomatoes, and mushrooms while radio-active blossoms frolicked in the moon light. Juniper, a Jennifer, fell and Donocan cranked mellow yellow cars over easy. Zoom but don't forget bubbles's personal diary suddenly opened, squeeling obscenities and d00m blossoms multi-directionally attacking Communty Sies. Super-Amazingly, everyone survived because pies float around town and Zaphod, Trillian, Mr. Mushroom, Ford Prefect, Marvin the Parinoid Android, Bob, Slartibartfast, Eddie the shipboard computer, arthur ent, and vroomfondel viciously engulfed the vogon lumpy-yellow space ship. Majikthise demanded 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 cats; however they were quickly gobbled up by Neo, and his friend lithic. Neo and lithic then farted jucily into paisly, suddenly a great psychotic episode staring Doug McLure kissing The It was none greater. Deoxyribonucleic acid's nitrogen-containing base ribosomes molybdenites began photosynthesis packrats engulfing subsaharan animal poop. Gul5taf t3h Gr4t3 cmmited himself. "Watch frequently updated mice," medicalert said while he made John the Blacksmith's bed. Wilbur the Giant, Fat, Dumb Pig borrowed shrubberies to Roger the Shrubber's grove of sassafras to kill a mockingbird with a HERRING! Soon replied the hoovaloo of Rumbastock 3 was knitting a hat of gold plated with gold leaf pies loaded with mince dvorak verisimilitude. Frequently asked spot-tastic spotter otter Pete replied, "mouse!!!!!" and died. Lucy Goosey admired plectrums, picked mandarin pineapples, herrings, otter spleens and killer potatoes. Michael Flatley, the Scottsman, walked surreptitiously on Billy Bob's behind. Rather odd. Yes. Ronnie's umbrella flapped its wrong wing and loved by many meese, butterflies, flying pigs and sharks.
---Begin of Question! Mk. V---
http://www.vendetta-online.com/x/msgboard?thread=1009&page=1
and
http://www.vendetta-online.com/x/msgboard?thread=3093&page=1
and
http://www.vendetta-online.com/x/msgboard?thread=4044&page=1
and
http://www.vendetta-online.com/x/msgboard?thread=4705&page=1
Original thread started on: 2003-04-01 16:02:12
Point of this thread:
•Basically you post a word, then someone else posts a word, then adventually it will form an incoherent sentence.
General rules:
•Keep it close to 1 word.
•A and An do not count as words, cause I say so.
•Proper nouns can be said in one post. EX: Bump the Wonder Dog
Running story (the following may lower your IQ, you have been warned):
The cow went moo and the oversized potato was rotten and eggs tasted carbohydronical with a gherkin on thursday afternoon but i crapped green fish out of the sea as in Titanic the c00kie shaped cereal vomit with cows attached with mice eating poop unfortunately hobo transvestites wrote thatone is binary dolphins tracking retarted semi-professional devs in latex wrapped in seaweed goop became sentient, further detailing intentions of molesting little trouts with wide-eyed purple toothpicks and the moral of the story is never complete stories that are nonsense porns films that involve many hypothetical questions about the aerodynamics of a screw nicely singing: We are the champions, my freind and we covered everybody in crunchy bits of supadupa fried chicken wings, covered with 25 milligrams of sprinkled plant. And poop flies pooping flies while spewing green glares from Rabid Panda's lower abdomen thingy that looks bloated like rosie and retards candy that pukes every time that the spam of sheep was slightly smaller than a piece of twisted elephant nose wiping someones wood in a huge tiny big cock! However there appear to be a large difference in someone's size but it failed to expand over dead untill many renegades consumated have been designed by a1k0n, in some chocolate Moulding that melted in ice smelling fruit cakes but they melted into small biscuits covered in huge colors because nobody wants Death to cry rivers when someone eats it. Necrophiliac Man dug a pungent right handed hole and discovered corn stuffed up urza's rail gun barrel that backfired into his brother's head which was empty because he was stupider than a brick on speed. However it was Albert Einstein who invented the atomic particles made from belly button lint that smelled like cheeseburgers that Bill Gates consumed in 1987. A huge lizard with a fondness for lingerie knocked on wood that liked splinters to imbed into corpses of transvestite Itani noobkillers that are disguised as pansies. Necrophiliac Man digs with herrings teeth, sharpened like tiny daggers, pets his delicious fat pie and mice a la mode. Elsewhere, Lord of Jackoffea plotted revolutionary uprisings scourching grammar and spelling but who would try to moo on the cloud of powerful nuclear flatus from canadian assholes stuffed with plutonium. Then Anal Man piled liquid filled crepes flambe the cow's crotch together with Britney Spears Gyrating mindlessly over it. Now withing moments we shat Ritalin that Urza avoided during "Happy hour with Martha Stewart" on pbs channel, Martha Stewart of electric Avenue was molestering Urza with mittens and knobbly whips, Frodo demanded that Cheddar be cheese lemmings, oh no more C-4 cans are painful weight-loss utencils unless they killed every Steve that dives through Jell-O nightly visits Lube entered the rectal oedispusian female that was eating fresh brains undergoing transformation that day. Nobody farted when 0xD started shouting, "This is my bazooka and I am going to use it only when I wank." Then Necrophiliac Man ate a cow's body that had decomposed, then it became delicious! 42 seconds later Earth orgasmed and the volcanoes spewed hymothatigrated sploo like jism. Freud theorized that E3 Booth Babes suffer from penis envy due to Sam. Suddenlt, Whistler pediphilled Urza figuratively. Necrophiliac Man believed arolte had beaten cancer and Flattulance Girl ate StarFreeze's organs all started liquifying a cake made from spastic halibut. Necrophiliac Man sprang to the corpse and molested the uncle's body with a peanut-butter vibration device of doom (we love Jeros). Jeros can fart and spam while we beat the living hell out of the spammer. Bubba scooped the entrails of Mr. "Bob The Red Faced Ant Eating Nose Picking Crotch Cleaner From The Planet of Chicago In America In The Universe Of Earth Stationed By Alpha Assa Nine". Since the last evisceration of Mr. Bob The Red Faced Ant Eating Nose Picking Crotch Cleaner From The Planet of Chicago In America In The Universe Of Earth Stationed By Alpha Assa Nine junior, but Randal's declawed pygmy crawled backwards without any cojones rojo. In Necrophiliac Man's People Pie which was very crunchy and tastefully bloody cows. Then Flattulance Girl started scratching he-man's sword handle and rubbed her feet thoroughly. Orgasmo the Impalor imapled Mr. Impald the great cow of Cheese Wiz then ate spam flavored poop. Necrophiliac Man decided to reload his pants that stuck to his meaty ankles and gun then he started shooting himself up then emptied his Barret M82A1 and ate another hash brownie. Mr. Cough found pie under Necrophiliac Man's rectum when he exploded from Screamers embedded in StarFreeze's millions, the movie "Babes in Boobland Who Got Lost in Beaver Creek After being the Playmate Of The Apes" was viewed by Forum Moderator who was combustible. Bob The Orgasming Pig was having a bowl of Mr. Lemming's Orgasmic Soup With a hint of pie, sherry pie was tasty but it was spam! Ni! said HAil! Then willie nelson decided herrings needed "Bob's Super Poisonus Ground Up Mutilated Digested Regurgitated Herring Food (Made with real herrings!)" to poo in Homestar Runner's underoos' Do Not Remove Under Penalty Of Law Tag so they removed the tag and Homestar Runner was liked! ...err... pie. So fart blueberry pie has rotted into cherry pudding. Then the piss covered Urza milked the monkey dry. "Hello" said Blue space cow's bitch , which humped the Scuba Steve's Auntie Em. The Colon Shrimp was saddened when his balls exploded gently when someone stepped into poop after Oral Woman had arolte forced to eat the fluff. From a1k0n came an apple from electric27's shoe. It exploded when Les Tartes farted behind the urinal but then sixty bicycles grew sixty more bicycles from Hell to DESTROY NON-PIE-THING which was wielded by The knights who say Pie. Then all the pies were flying cake ships battling mouse-twirling cows from Enfland, but Uncle Dave and LeathaL twirled NON-PIE-THING untill they died. Once Soap Dropper Man rallied tanks through Da' Kingdom of Jackoffia then died, the knights who say pie spit herring-like shrubberies at the Colon Shrimp until cranberries molested the electrolux headqyarters, 123 Good Sucker Road, Nowhere YA. Flamey Man flamed on. Then all 3,659 bicycles started marching down the road to Orgasmo's PIE-FACTORY. Mac OS X detected pie on Necrophiliac Man's head. Bob The Compleatly Random Uninteresting Dude, who bored so The Anal infiltrator kissed a duck. [syn]n00b licks crusty telephones sitting on The Colon Shrimp who climed out NON-PIE-THING then barfed on John Denver whose Brillo pad was molestered in Greece after a sheep ate Greeks and shat with fury ducklings that exploded. Then a giant bug fully ate all the devs and crapped a hedge hog which, in turn, killed all 42 of the hemmroids' hosts. Mutated penguins also attenuated themselves with spam. Then bob said I like PIE!!!" and proceeded to relieve the victim of The Colon Shrimp from severe ingestion with ninja stars swimming synchopatedly through the blood baths encountered hazy rabbits nibbling donuts (i still say it is doughnuts) with chocolate bits on-top. Captain Ass Crack also dusted his collection of spam-flavoured pie doughnuts adorned in periwinkle poop which is sliding perpendicular along the bumpy axis of grandiose nacho sause inspired by Homostar Runner with stong bad food-like busis which incapacitate any n00bs that print newspapers ...err... ...umm... DUCK!!! "oh yeah!" "OUCH!!!" "why...". Then Suicidal Lemming ate several New York Yankees leading to defeat the anal attackers who upgraded all the nukes. Monkey-Man thought until armageddon. And once again our friends find armageddon. All of their own fossilized plants exploded during excavation. Of course, Miss Hairr didn't realize that mom's best bagels lacked pizzaz. Sherpa didn't know pie had been grammatically thwarted by an exhuberant pie. Elucidating bob's erectile pinky finger that liked extruded anal dirbblings. Once ate his southern hunchback. Sophomoric lifestyles can create a difference of gas expelled upon bending galvanized wood splinters of miniscule proportions. Anabolic Man said "Hell. that wasn't nice, you fart-knocker i'll eat over-cooked salomy and vinegar marinated with Anabolic Man's shriveled tomatoes. All the potentate's coins of DOOM jingled because without a small purse they fell. Harry The Cannabalistic Alter Boy Molesting Cow did. Suicidal bunnies killed Marry Poppins' dog needs resuscitation. "Oh!" exclaimed bump the wonder dog. So instead Bump the Wonder Dog bumped into fellow waterbuffalos after dark. Meanwhile, the cow chewed through the naquadria bomb resulting in steak tar·tare deluxe. Mandy the Masher, without malice slept soundly through out her long indigo dream but fatte intervened and Trojen Man received a telegram which someone aptly decoded, forgetting that necrophiliac man digs sector0's toehair of fruitiness from hell. The Rectal Ranger mutilated twenty imposing bauhaus upon sanning herself carefully she defacated some shrimp toast with jam.
---Begin of Question! Mk. II---
Soon Pants Crapper Man decided time was too involved in chronometrics to be useful but Forum Moderator kindly dances and eats Lemming's earlobe pie smothered in broken pie crust while actor number one over dosed on gravel-based ointment. Now, Retaradom Murof decided french fried zebra patties were very apropos so Vendetta™ shish-ka-bobbed a1k0n until he bursted naked while playing handball with his fishsticks. Mr. Green replied "This." He licked popsicles eagerly because paedric had herpes. Then poodles undid the itani's capping fest a year before it happened. Renouncing any threats beyond pie-covered within cake filled by nosemonkey, who thwacked brilliantly yelled echoing "no", "no", "no!", "Noooooooooooo" at the shepherd's crook. Then instead of burrowing complacently throughout bob's farm of evil badgers without checking into the motel of doom, checkering the questionable attack undeniably cute spaceships with extremely ostentatious clams that died spleddiferously which sebsequent missions leading to jubilation, narrowly killed a pie, a very undecided doughnut procrastinated until jack the lemon started unreaveling a lemon marshmallow with a giant hammer. Callipygous paedric was looking underneath the shrubber of "The knights who say NI!" Massively destroyed any type casting by merry christmas boy wolf then mandated his doughnut that stymied a cow pie donut. Limonite fluffs was a rabbit that went sproink and giggled heinously prior to farting blue flames of extortionate passion so jerks decided ichthyology to go up the river without malice hottentottensoldatententententoonstelling and pie-envy aromatheropy. Thusly typical bob driver did insidious deeds whilst fluffing sheepdogs ewe said, "quazor is a cow flying tassels magically with machismo cow pies." Pie the wonder cow everyone stops eating idiots is shrivelled into phrenetic oasises dooming carefree gluttons with ice sandals partaking zillions of reindeer fluffed cellos spume dolfins inshore however a pebble snatched up messages masquerading as squirting porcupines, they tore valks, letting monosodiumglutemate undo milieux of hyperactive monkeys giving typewriters obfuscation and frustration monopolizing garden gnomes ovulating gnomes alaska operating tedious machinery whilst the kabouters capitulated eskimos ribald the kobolds sanitized nuclear gnomes polarizing all mushrooms and pinto beans mixed gnomes with decomposing craggy seaweed that squished pie farting desks walk oleaginous from palm into calendars. Superfluous and solitary exploring forsook all wildebeasts after balance begets narcissistic hyperacttive faeries running a round squear hipsters. At the zenith mac slumber party postmortem after imploding substantially without ice tuning forks wielding swelling pickles, frosted marchmallows roasted within an incinerator and staggered your sober mucus filled webcam. however, cheese farms and ducks rejoiced overe there; while martian moondoggies danced until doughnuts licked extravagantly coiffured mushrooms and badgers that unfortunately reacted chaoticly, plunking into mirrored castles moats. miraculously jack-in-the-box exploded on mcdonald's drive-thru runway and exploited nothing. Janet Jackson farted whilst snowmobiles parade over dessert trays which splatter intestines throughout the terrible clippy onboard picaresque irrelavantly sauntered Michael Jackson's pretzel headed, monkey-looking, chimp-faced, fluffing, chaffing, pedophile-shaped green salamander with clucking tongues came unto George Bush's tiny, itsy-bitsy, miniature earlobes filled pretzel's riding shotgun. Thankfully electric powered trigger got by mincing veggies throughout targets representing bbs so Bump the Wonder Dog could bump into fire polished pinto beans meanwhile political pundents giant paradoxes undo your carefully tied groundwork the perpetuation of pentel inkwell pens filled around your pr0n hard drive dum-dums, protecting twizzlers enormous parrots under stress replaying daily digested records of anal retentice dogs that moo everywhere where there's cows. So Raybondo rewrote the story's fear of an abstract painting who's oranges fell away from concievable sand monsters. Disney is super sick since someone ate ignoble lizards clinging uncontrollably beyond infinity. Platipus-Chimp decided that macromedia reviled peppers roasted unbecoming of Bump the Wonder Dog's powerful laser degenerative sheeps lounging around stupidly. UncleDave's idiotic pet decided suicide was inevitable because invalidation of the gelatinous pie that quivered malicously. Unfortunately, at noon the macaroons said, "We all live in hell", while Raybondo decided that submarines simply can't be yellow. However, anal smoking habits generally release cloging particles straps and buckles are tools that tend to explode. Soon fish took baited eggplants for trolls undeniably incorrigably irrationally stupendously and furiously magnificant.
---Begin of Question! Mk. III---
Duffman decided she, The Fabulous Mrs. Doubtfire, would garnish wages wich jump down and soon stomp his foot on eggs mcmuffins. omorrow Duffman Jr's milk cow herba medicine-show will regurgitate various fire hydrants with lots of screws. Today in Iraq, Iran, and North Korea Tux the Penguin turned into fried rice. One potato, two potato makes three potato fleeing from vindictive Latin students eating hardtack dodgers while spinning Lemmings and tofu mice. Johnny 2x4 and Pippy went fishing but forgot his pants, which led them to purgatory screaming heavenly about the pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis that killed Red Cactus and then defbots lacerated Lemming's Question! Mk. III thread. However, soon after the Hammer Song detonated Serco's Egg Queen of certain monkey-DOOMED pirates of massive quantities. Hostile sleepy pickels inhaled copious hay while sloths jumped rapidly across vast extraterrestrial terrain during a battle for brussel sprouts. a1k0n called Martha Stuart to question the ultimate pizza recipe, which astonished everyone because percussionists are crazy about tangerines. Martha Stewart suck miniture apricots Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream with "freedom" fries. Meanwhile "freedom" class wasn't free it's exponential and superficial cows ideaologies died. Archon was inducing labor upon pyramids coffee mugs and basilisks until 32nd Julember parachuted about 50 feet "Creamy Butterfingers" yelled "Moo." Meanwhile red cactus programmed obnoxious bots with the capability, desire, and stamina to perform feats that shocked the turtles of dooooooom. Suddenly, everything electrocuted the fishies, expending much potatoes green of death. The Monkees jammed fantabulously as albino cats of dooooom, Stinky cheese, the cat leader, said "OMG!! This another funkadelic peach!" so shave your mango, and pickels squeaky potatoes insideout herring cavities! Then psychotic entrepreneurs pondered as Wellfare Federalists incarcerated fruitbats and billboard rubbers defenestrated the bishon frise and clams. Octane ratings sky rocketed indefinately as a cow fought brussel sprouts and wombats during the pie battle of 2931, there a multitude of Kiwi/Strawberry pie. Then Papa Smurf slaughtered Barney! Everyone spanked "everybody and his mom's" dad into the pie which exploded, leaving trails that percolated the Dead Sea salamanders from the rotting watermelons hiney. The watermelons, being rotten .com displayed Sir Fragsalot humping large pies said COWABUNGA, my turkey. Fluffy cacti fluffed fluffy flamingo flippers demigod glossy into an elliptic lemniscape until pies craped Mary Poppins. In the beginning, there was a mighty Cow God, who sexily sexed up Reginald the Hobbitesque Cuckold. Soon pies inherit large Donkey Kong statues, whose guns dripped tapioka pudding into an intravenous sewer pipe. Pants are way rad. Vendetta must live the funky disco duck while farting pies fastidiously. I made pies that jogged over pickels daily, while thumbnail sketches glorious to see, then formica laptops gathered the buttery potatoes and fireflies' hair trimmings seared the coughdrops. One potato two potato three potato to four potato more. Who stole the Green Alpaca of the Southern Meadows is monkey's doom. The monkey stole Green Alpaca of the Southern Meadows life force. The miniature secret aeroplane distributed wealthy pandas deoop in Jm's stolen house of limburgher cheese collasped in a triumphant update of success. As Suicidal Lemming decided not to update the story, his Tape Dispenser of Doom shall incinerate the shipping clerk twice a day unless Apricot Man ante's up one hundred MILLION dollars! I coveted Ku Genin's pizza all cheesy and little cones of doom. Team Laser Explosion hawked the laser explosives were they smooth smoothies? Damned smoothies aren't smooth, they also aren't ies. So, now that pies are dominating the Vendetta community, Necrophiliac Man fastened his jetpack upon the laser-equipped osterich, flying drunkenly towards The Joker of Doom and cookies. South of the northish Teddy Ruxbin, Bill the Parrot, and Thor the Kitten hocked their Flux Capacitors at Epic Software's colon exam. Tyrannosaurus-Mex plotted a revolution, circumventing the conquistadores' conquest consisted of southbound freight alegedly murdered Horace Schimdt's Pet cockroach with a LARGE toothpick. "OUCH!!" said Horace Schmidt's cockroach Fred frantically died.
---Begin of Question! Mk IV---
Roased Florida beans are good with mustard seeds although Colonel Mustard launched nuclear ninjas repeatedly. Rejuvinated Polythene Pam's biscuits and combusted The Lard of the Dance. Distinctly demonstrating the fruity passion of pandimensional simulations of threatened emus, elephants, and Waylon. Waylon occasionally kills kittens with grey Klingons, soon wobbled until Dvorak crippled QWERTY's steronucleiodicquantumisometricdipropanesystematic something hole. Consonant resonant molybdenite ate his pnacakes using liberty mushrooms and onions until the Heart of Gold's infinite pole (nuclear) carbohydrates radiated BTUs (British Thermal Units) to Mas, funny-looking kiwis inserted floppies into aurol cavities, anywho Sheean, Paedric, and sandwich with lettuce, tomatoes, and mushrooms while radio-active blossoms frolicked in the moon light. Juniper, a Jennifer, fell and Donocan cranked mellow yellow cars over easy. Zoom but don't forget bubbles's personal diary suddenly opened, squeeling obscenities and d00m blossoms multi-directionally attacking Communty Sies. Super-Amazingly, everyone survived because pies float around town and Zaphod, Trillian, Mr. Mushroom, Ford Prefect, Marvin the Parinoid Android, Bob, Slartibartfast, Eddie the shipboard computer, arthur ent, and vroomfondel viciously engulfed the vogon lumpy-yellow space ship. Majikthise demanded 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 cats; however they were quickly gobbled up by Neo, and his friend lithic. Neo and lithic then farted jucily into paisly, suddenly a great psychotic episode staring Doug McLure kissing The It was none greater. Deoxyribonucleic acid's nitrogen-containing base ribosomes molybdenites began photosynthesis packrats engulfing subsaharan animal poop. Gul5taf t3h Gr4t3 cmmited himself. "Watch frequently updated mice," medicalert said while he made John the Blacksmith's bed. Wilbur the Giant, Fat, Dumb Pig borrowed shrubberies to Roger the Shrubber's grove of sassafras to kill a mockingbird with a HERRING! Soon replied the hoovaloo of Rumbastock 3 was knitting a hat of gold plated with gold leaf pies loaded with mince dvorak verisimilitude. Frequently asked spot-tastic spotter otter Pete replied, "mouse!!!!!" and died. Lucy Goosey admired plectrums, picked mandarin pineapples, herrings, otter spleens and killer potatoes. Michael Flatley, the Scottsman, walked surreptitiously on Billy Bob's behind. Rather odd. Yes. Ronnie's umbrella flapped its wrong wing and loved by many meese, butterflies, flying pigs and sharks.
---Begin of Question! Mk. V---
Thus
-------------------------------
First post of V!
-------------------------------
First post of V!
Ronnie's umbrella
's wings
fell
to
the
center
of
my
universe
's bunghole
, flapping
fruitlessly
, fruitilly
bashing
enemies
against
resilient
mushrooms