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Do you know the Muffin Man?

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Dec 07, 2003 Pyroman_Ace link
We import ysalimari and more animals!

I read the Thrawn series!

I'm a complete Star Wars nut, I know it all!
Dec 07, 2003 HumpyThePenguin link
/me rallies the UMM to the defense lazors, and commences the firing upon of tiny animals
Dec 07, 2003 Pyro link
Yay! N00k t3h bunnays!
Dec 07, 2003 Pyroman_Ace link
SDF Orbital Control homes in on the energy signatures immited by the "lazors" and targets the energy lines destroyng them with massive barrages of fighter-dropped bombs.

/me drops more animals to replace those wounded warriors!
Dec 07, 2003 HumpyThePenguin link
/me orders the UMM to use their jedi mind powers to crush the animals into bloody pulps
Dec 06, 2003 Pyroman_Ace link
Hmm,

/me drops in 300,000 starving gophers, 50,000 Dogs and 120,000 Birds to hunt you down.

HAHA
Dec 06, 2003 Pyro link
/me munches on a muffin
Mmmmmmmm...
Dec 05, 2003 HumpyThePenguin link
same thing :P
Dec 05, 2003 Pyroman_Ace link
Atomic Napalm
Dec 03, 2003 Pyroman_Ace link
Oops. too late. The Napalm was gun triggered to the Ambassador's pulse. When his heart rate dropped, BOOM! No more UMM!
Dec 04, 2003 HumpyThePenguin link
Napalm only gives us flaky brown crusts, and makes us even more delicious!
Dec 02, 2003 Pyroman_Ace link
/me sends the official SDF Ambassador to MuffinLand to the UMM to negotiate peace and an end to hostility.

Meanwhile, the SDF WarCorps plants 5 megatons of Napalm above the entrance with the idea that if negotiations fail, then they will deep fry the UMM.
Dec 03, 2003 HumpyThePenguin link
/me orders the UMM to chop up the ambassador and send his parts back in a fruit basket and then napalm-proofs the entrace while digging deeper into the Earth's crust
Dec 01, 2003 Pyroman_Ace link
Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters!

Leader of GB: "We came, we saw, we kicked his a**!"
2nd: "Oh, he slimed me, I feel so weird!"

Dec 01, 2003 Pyro link
>.< Ummm... It's "who you gonna call? Ghostbusters!" :P
Dec 01, 2003 Pyroman_Ace link
That;s what I said, in the edit. I screwed up! YAY! Anyway. I love the Ghostbusters car, looks awesome and those guns are cool.

Leader: "Whoa whoa whoa!"
2nd: (Stops shooting, bar is on fire and room destroyed)
Leader: "Nice shootin Tex!"
Dec 02, 2003 Pyro link
"Don't cross the streams! It would be bad!"
"I'm not too clear on this whole 'bad' thing..."
"Imagine every molecule in your body simultaneously exploding at the speed of light."
"That's bad..."
Dec 02, 2003 HumpyThePenguin link
/me notices the ghostbusters only got Pyro's soul

/me becomes a bhuddist and reincarnates as a stale muffin(think rock)
Dec 02, 2003 Pyro link
I had a soul? :P
Dec 02, 2003 HumpyThePenguin link
nah, they stole it from me bag o' souls