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Ban Phaserlock

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Oct 22, 2013 Touriaus link
For locking this thread.
Oct 22, 2013 Dr. Lecter link
Once I am made a Mod, I will surely do so.

Carry on.
Oct 22, 2013 Phaserlight link
Ha ha, yes. I lock threads that request specific players be banned, or that derail into flames regarding offensive epithets. Pardon me for enforcing the ROC to the best of my ability, in my spare time.

Am I the only one who thought of this?:



(By the way, I predict this thread has a high probability of being moved to off-topic soon).
Oct 22, 2013 ryan reign link
This is a suggestion, if you moves it to off topic... you will be defying the logic of the forums and proving your incompetence!
Oct 22, 2013 Savet link
When a person of proven small stature speaks out against my fascination with said stature, I will personally lift them up on my shoulders so their voice can be heard.
Oct 22, 2013 abortretryfail link
Phaserlight, you totally need make an evil Frylock alt and teleport around killing whiners with capgauss.
Oct 22, 2013 Dr. Lecter link
Savet wins thread.
Oct 22, 2013 DE-A link
OMG. Why? Why lock my thread. But no lock this. Is it cause it you and make you feel god? Why not move mine off topic.. why lock. hippocrite. Mod is hippocrite! beesech you old hippocrite burn in voHalla with updates. You fat hippocrite dont desirve mod!
Oct 22, 2013 Phaserlight link
Actually, I left this open because I felt there was some carry-over angst needing to be expressed, and I felt better about my ability to withstand having it directed toward me. Mods have always locked threads asking to ban a particular player, regardless of who it originates from. I try to poke some fun at myself, but at the heart of it is a desire to see the game succeed; that's about all I have for this thread tonight.
Oct 22, 2013 ryan reign link
DE-A, to sum up what our mod has said in terms even you will be able to understand...

This thread isn't locked because it's a fun bit of verbal sparring.
Your thread was locked because you spew non stop verbal diarrhea.

Crud, who am I kidding... I cannot speak monosyllabiclly enough for you to understand.
Oct 22, 2013 Dr. Lecter link
I prefer to think of VO threads as verbal midget wrestling.
Oct 22, 2013 peytros link
There is a point to be made about phaserlight locking more threads in a matter of months than inc did in a year.

Ban everyone!
Oct 22, 2013 Touriaus link
Oct 22, 2013 ryan reign link
Also, ban Peytros for being a sentient internet porn virus.

Ban Mecha for vomiting in my "hat" and causing the green fog.
Oct 22, 2013 ryan reign link
+1 Peytros
Oct 23, 2013 Phaserlight link
[I moved these threads to off topic]
Oct 23, 2013 Roda Slane link
Irony...

Enforce this.

Edit: and just for great memories: Petition to Ban "Roda Slane"
Oct 23, 2013 DE-A link
fine [lock] thread mod. you stupid mod who do not follow own rule. or unlock mined and move it off topic. who do you think you are? im prety sore your name not masterlock. this is 2013 not 1984! just no when you tear out a mans tongue ,you are not proving him liar, you only telling world you afraid of what he might say!
Oct 23, 2013 TheRedSpy link
DE is a retarded monkey. All DE's are retarded monkeys!
Oct 23, 2013 Pizzasgood link