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This thing reminds me of Have A Slogan.

"Bizarre Internet Strikes Again" -- This isn't a game. This one's reality...
"Cthulhu's Shotgun vs. Street Fighter" -- Cthulhu needs a shotgun? WTF?
"Legacy of Gimp: The Movie" -- if they're talking about that graphics program, this one's for spidey.
"Monty Python's Battle Anthology" -- I want this one.

"Disney's Transvestite - The Gathering Storm" -- no comment
"Metal Wedding Armada" -- lolz...

"Duke Nukem: Rise of Hobo Armada"
"Supreme Squirrel Blaster"
"Master Chief vs. Raving Carebears"
"Inept Walrus Reloaded"
"Brain Damaged Disney Arena"

Not sure if I want...

Latino Software in my Pocket
Depressing Jackhammer Attack
Silly Banjo Fest
Cybernetic Amish Apocalypse
Amazing Kabuki Incident

Dance Dance Bobsled in the Salad Kingdom
Shrunken Fishing Rocket
Alcoholic Dwarf Brawl
Barbie's Matador Crisis
Kermit's Viking Horror
Elderly Sniper Hop-a-bout

"Rise of the Manlove Unit"?

"Soviet Sex: Total war" made me lol.

Sexy
Makeout
Spies

ftw

Celebrity Ghost vs. The Space Mutants

I agree. "Soviet Sex: Total War" is great, but "Sexy Makeout Spies" has it. I would buy that game... and I'm sure my wife would love that....

Dance Dance Bass Fishing?

Five funny names:

"Orbital Bimbo Returns"
"Supreme Cookie Hospital"
"Boy and His Go-Kart of the Damned"
"Super Mafia Phonics"
"Musical Motorcycle Overlords"

And two names that could almost pass as real:
"Battlefield: Devil Experience"
"The Castle of Princess Saloon"

I still like "Cybernetic Amish Apocalypse".

It screams: "An extreme First Person Shooter Where YOU control the cybernetic robot through the peaceful idyllic Pennsylvania countryside, spreading terror and evil in your wake!"

Rated T for Teen.

I think the game is about amish robots that slowly and harmoniously disassemble barns using hand tools.

Spoiler alert: In order to win, one must marry the patriarch's daughter, gain his trust, and then clue him in that he himself is forbidden technology.

Captain Kirk could do it. He can convince any computer of anything, just by talking to it.

"I still like "Cybernetic Amish Apocalypse".

It screams: "An extreme First Person Shooter Where YOU control the cybernetic robot through the peaceful idyllic Pennsylvania countryside, spreading terror and evil in your wake!"

Mario's Unicycle Rage - mario cart only on unicycles

Screaming Paintball III - no explenation needed

Bizarre Elevator Blast - muck with the hydraulics to make it fly through the roof

Fatal Shotgun Riders - bikers doing shotgun drivebys

Super Rainbow Runner - acid trip version of 3D world runner

British Golf Challenge - no explenation needed

Satan's Landmine Attack - evil minesweeper

"Go Go Office Mayhem"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pae4ORwBuFE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2cdh4f9Cvg&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Bb0HqFmUhg&feature=related

Mythical Cheese Underground
Peaceful Circus of Death
Battlefield: Frisbee Choreographer
Imperial Yak Slayer
Zombie Fishing Deisel - The Card Game
Shrunken UFO in the Dark

Communist Square Dancing from Planet X
Throbbing Internet Hospital
The Care Bears' Dodgeball in Busytown
Art of Casino - Total War
Jack Thompson's Punching 25th Anniversary Edition
Teenage Makeout Advance
Planet of the Porn Plus