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Repeat after me:
I will not spam the forums with "It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue."
I will not spam the forums with "It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue."
I will not spam the forums with "It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue."
I will not spam the forums with "It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue."
edit: Nice timing, sarahanne :D
edit: Nice timing, sarahanne :D
I will no longer spam the forums with "It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue."
Err... whoops.
Err... whoops.
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue?
I will not spam the forums with "It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue."
It is a grue. You are likely to be eaten by pitch black.
It is dark. You will probably be eaten by a grue.
It is bright. You are likely to be hugged by a carebear.
o.O Shit! Now that's scary!!
Pitch black, it is. Grue, you will be eaten by, hmmmmm?
OK, I won't spam it.
Pardon my ignorance, but what's a grue? I know its something your likely to be eaten by when surrounded by dark (obviously), but whats a grue? And more importantly, why a grue?
A more appropriate phrase would be:
"It's pitch black and smells of chanti. You are likely to be eaten by Dr. Lecter"
A more appropriate phrase would be:
"It's pitch black and smells of chanti. You are likely to be eaten by Dr. Lecter"
Obviously, vIsitor would be killed by the grue due to his ignorance. Good riddance!
Ok first off... its Chianti. And second off... the last thing that needs to be fed in the dark is Lecter's ego.
Thirdly, A grue seems to be some sort of man eating crane:
http://images.google.ca/images?q=grue&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&sa=N&tab=wi
Thirdly, A grue seems to be some sort of man eating crane:
http://images.google.ca/images?q=grue&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&sa=N&tab=wi
Darkness surrounds me,
hunger creeping greedily.
Grue. I am eaten.
hunger creeping greedily.
Grue. I am eaten.
Gavan should light a torch, or be eaten.
In Soviet Russia, you eat grue.
/me dons glasses and taps the podium with a pointer (trying not to smirk):
The aforementioned Grue should not be confused with the french or italian words for 'crane'. The citation by Dr Lecter et al refer to a singularly sinister creature which lurked in dark places, who's diet consisted principally of adventurers unburdened with the good sense to turn on a light. I would refer any further inquiries along this line to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zork
>take off glasses
Done.
>drop pointer
Dropped.
>turn off light
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
The aforementioned Grue should not be confused with the french or italian words for 'crane'. The citation by Dr Lecter et al refer to a singularly sinister creature which lurked in dark places, who's diet consisted principally of adventurers unburdened with the good sense to turn on a light. I would refer any further inquiries along this line to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zork
>take off glasses
Done.
>drop pointer
Dropped.
>turn off light
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.